dear malfoy,
reading your letters actually make me laugh. you really are hilarious with how serious you are. loosen up, malfoy.
i can help you? you know, with having at least one friend who isn't afraid of you doing something horrible to them if they do one thing wrong. for example, crabbe, goyle, parkinson, nott...
yes, malfoy, i'm offering my friendship to you. let's not play around like this. it's immature.
from,
(y/n) (l/n)