#DesiLove
Me: I love you
Her: How can I believe you? What have you ever done for me?
Me: I protected you from Mafias when you took selfie in their drug dealing spots(I don't know what they are called)!
Her: So?
Me: I even killed people for you!
Her: So what?
Me: I liked your fb pic first -_-
Her: *tears in her eyes* Y-you love me that much? Mera Saccha Pyar! (My true Love!)