The Signs When They Are Drunk
Aries: *falls on their face repeatedly*
Taurus: "I need to get home!!!! I forgot to feed my cat!!!!"
Gemini: *talks really fast about things that make no sense*
Cancer: *starts thinking about the past and cries*
Leo: *does drunk karaoke*
Virgo: "I think I just pissed my pants...."
Libra: "Listen.... Picasso? Not that great..."
Scorpio: "Who wants to fuck??"
Sagittarius: *laughs at everything*
Capricorn: *passionately lip syncing to Beyonce*
Aquarius: *believes they can fly*
Pisces: "There is no way we are alone in this world..."