PRIVATE MESSAGES BETWEEN kenny👴🏻 AND catherine👵🏼
kenny👴🏻
sooooooo
what does one want from the chinese
catherine👵🏼
oh so you remembered
or did you noticed what i wrote on your calendar
kenny👴🏻
i have a calendar?
catherine👵🏼
i stg you are going to end up in a ditch somewhere
how did you remember it was chinese night
kenny👴🏻
i didn't i just took a wild guess and i was craving some
you know what i'm going to surprise you and you are going to be amazed at what a good friend i am
catherine👵🏼
perfect
PRIVATE MESSAGES BETWEEN tweedledum AND tweedledee
tweedledee
WE HAVE A FUCKING CODE RED
tweedledum
oh my god i asked alexa to read out my messages and i have never been more scared shitless in my life
tweedledee
this is no time for laughing at your miserable life
tweedledum
what's got you in such a mood little sis
tweedledee
kj said and i repeat 'you are going to be amazed at what a good friend i am'
FRIEND
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tweedledum
wow kid
calm down
he's a guy
he doesn't know what to call your relationship yet and it must've just come out
don't sweat it
tweedledee
don't sweat it
DONT SWEAT IT
i'm walking out of set right now sweating multitudes
barry at the gate had to stop my car and ask if i was okay
i can't not sweat it
tweedledum
well shit
he better be bringing us chinese though
tweedledee
yeah don't worry he remembered
tweedledum
well be home soon because i have downloaded great british bake off and i can't wait to watch english people scream at pieces of bread
tweedledee
i'll try not to crash (or cry) on the way home
PEACE
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[11.23.17]
i'm sorry these are such crappy chapters but i really want to story moving so i can do time skips n stuff because right now a chapter signals a day and it's dragging on a lot