I'm in the business of misery,
Let's take it from the top.
She got a body like an hourglass,
That's ticking like a clock.
It's a matter of time before we all run out.
When I thought he was mine,
She caught him by the mouth.
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I waited eight long months,
She finally set him free.
I told him I couldn't lie.
He was the only one for me.
Two weeks we caught on fire,
She's got it out for me,
But I wear the biggest smile.
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Whoa, I never meant to brag,
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag,
To steal it all away from you now.
But God, does it feel so good!
Cause I got him where I want him now.
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause God it just feels so...
It just feels so good.
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Second chances,
They don't matter, people never change.
Once a whore, you're nothing more.
I'm sorry, that will never change.
And about forgiveness,
We're both supposed to have exchanged.
I'm sorry honey but I'm passing up,
Now look this way!
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Well there's a million other girls that do it just like you.
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who,
They want and what they like.
It's easy if you do it right!
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!
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Whoa, I never meant to brag,
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag,
To steal it all away from you now.
But God, does it feel so good!
Cause I got him where I want him right now.
And if you could, then you know you would.
Cause God, it just feels so...
It just feels so good.
.
I watched his wildest dreams come true.
Not one of them involving you.
Just watch my wildest dreams come true.
Not one of them involving...
.
Whoa, I never meant to brag,
But I got him where I want him now.
.
Whoa, I never meant to brag,
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag.
To steal it all away from you now.
But God, does it feel so good!
Cause I got him where I want him now.
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause God, it just feels so...
It just feels so good.