A one-shot for y'all since I've got nothing to do.
Btw, I noticed I've published two chapters with the same content (tho i don't know how that happened) i think it was 90 and 93 and I just wanted to apologize.
Warning: The author of this book was extremely bored while making it and was not in her right mind during the time. If you read anything weird or confusing and it's making your head ache, then please refrain from reading any further. Again, you were warned.
I do not own Attack on Titan. Except this weird OC I made and this weird as hell one-shot story.
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She didn't know where she was.
Squinting her eyes while inspecting her surroundings, the girl frowned.
Wherever she turned, all she could see was the ruins of houses, as if something trampled over them. Rubbles lay scattered around on what she assumed to be a street.
She was standing on top of the roof of a wrecked house, and alone.
Except for the dead bodies.
The girl thought while observing around. Corpses were lying down on the ground below her, wearing terrified expressions. The girl didn't bother to think about what killed them in the first place.
She looked much farther ahead and saw huge massive walls surrounding the abandoned city.
The girl brought up a hand and scratched the back of her head. She looked around her and found nobody else she could ask.
The girl couldn't remember who she was, or where she was even from.
All she knew were the basic kinds of things.
The girl walked a few steps, looking around her again for something useful.
Hello, random character I just made.
The girl jolted and when a sudden voice boomed in her head.
She looked around, sweat trickling down her temple.
"Who are you?!" She asked, half-yelled.
Me?
The voice asked, sounding a bit offended.
You don't know who I am? Unbelievable!
The girl reached a finger and covered her ear with it, an annoyed expression on her face.
"Don't yell, geez."
Well, since I just created you, it's high time you know the basics, girl.
The said girl frowned. "Who are you?" She looked at the sky. "And what do you mean by you created me?"
Exactly as it means, peasant!
The girl scowled and groanedas she held her head. "You're so loud. So? What's your name?"
.. My name is...
The girl heard nothing for a few moments, no doubt the weird voice pausing for dramatic effect.
... Authoria! The almighty author of this damn shitty book and creator of you! Rejoice, random character!
The girl's eye twitched. Man, this author is a loud one.
"Okay, fine, whatever. So you're my creator." She sighed, resting both hands on her hips. "Why am I here?"
You are here to relieve my boredom as I wait for my sister to finish shopping and to entertain the readers.
The girl raised a brow in confusion. "What? Shopping? Readers? What the hell are you talking about?"
Enough! The voice yelled in her mind. Let us proceed with the story!
Before the girl could protest and ask more questions, she stopped and looked behind her, feeling an eerie aura.
A loud yelp escaped from her lips as a huge face was staring at her, smiling creepily.
"What the---what! Wh-!" She stuttered as she stood and stared dumbfounded at the huge face.
The titan reached up a huge hand and attempted to grab the girl.
Her instincts kicked in and she leaped out of the titan's reach, rolling over to her side.
She looked up and saw a huge hand looming above her, nearing.
The girl jumped backwards and skidded to a halt, right at the edge of the building.
"Authoria!" She yelled, looking at the sky. "What the hell should I---"
She was cut off as another hand reached out towards her. Either she was fast or this guy was just slow.
With a surprised yelp, the girl made one step back--- sad thing was, it was just plain air, since she was at the edge of the roof
Shit.
She thought as she fell, her surroundings becoming just a blur.
Then, everything went black. Foosh~
Oi, peasant. Wake up.
With a jolt, the girl sat up.
The teen looked around her. As far as she could tell, she was in a room.
"The brat's awake."
She whipped her head and saw a grumpy man sitting cross-legged on a couch not too far from the bed she was sitting on.
He was folding his arms as he stared at her. He looked like he was going to kill somebody.
Beside him was a blond man with eyebrows which made the girl think about a thick worm which somehow latched itself onto his face.
Both were looking like they were judging her, and it was a pretty bad way of greeting someone, in her opinion.
"Hello!" A voice said, causing the girl to flinch.
She turned her head to see a woman with brown hair grinning at her. She was sitting on a stool beside the bed.
"How are you?" She asked, still grinning.
The girl stared at the woman with a weird expression.
"What do you think, glasses?" The grumpy one stated, his words laced with sarcasm. "The brat just fell from a house and almost died, do you think she's alright?"
The brown haired woman nodded in agreement, ignoring the man's rude tone. "Indeed, that was a stupid question."
"Anyway, who are you, then?" She changed her question.
That's what I wanna know, too. The girl thought.
"About that, I...."
She glanced at the ceiling in frustration. Authoria! You're my damn creator, what's my name?
The girl felt a weird sensation running through her body as she looked back at the woman. However, it felt as if she was being controlled to do that.
She opened her mouth, her name just suddenly popped in her mind.
"My name is McShizzle Dazzle Sazzle Nazzle Superpower Badass Pony."
...
...
...
Oh I am so killing her.
The teen thought the moment those words left her mouth. She could already imagine Authoria laughing her ass off out there, yelling 'LOL, WEIRDO!'
Then again, it wasn't really her fault since Authoria was the one controlling her.
"What a shitty name." The grumpy man muttered.
Everyone wore a skeptical face at the weird girl. ".....Uh.." The woman trailed off. "Mcshizzle.. sorry but do you have a nickname?"
Just like the name, her nickname popped in her mind and she blurted.
"Addie."
No doubt they were thinking how mentally-challenged the girl was. Her nickname was obviously far from her real name. Heck, they weren't even sure if that Mcshizzle-shit was her real name!
"Um, okay.." The woman nodded slowly. "Addie."
Addie sighed in exasperation. "Yes. Let's just go with Addie."
"So," The woman folded his arms, and Addie was finally able to notice her outfit. "I'm Hanji. Pleased to meet you."
Addie ignored her statement and focused on what she was wearing.
She was wearing... weird clothes.
Addie squinted her eyes. Was that a skirt? Plus, her shirt was tucked inside it. She was also wearing... boots?
Anyway, the most weird thing was that there were some weird materials hanging on both of her sides, and----ugh, it's tiresome to explain it.
Long story short, Hanji was wearing the usual gear outfit.
As if noticing Addie's confusion, the woman looked down at her clothes before looking at the girl's.
She frowned. "Why were you wearing that while in titan territory?"
Addie looked down at her own clothes and realized what she wearing, the 'titan territory' part just passing through her ears.
The teen was rocking the 'pajamas with shirt' look, paired with a mickey mouse pattern.
Slowly, she looked up at Hanji and sheepishly grinned. "Eh, you see.." She chuckled. "Because... It's trendy?"
The brownhaired woman gave her a skeptical look. "Really? Is that what's trending among the teenagers these days?"
"Hanji?" Mr. Handsome Eyebrows said, his voice as deep as the entrance to Hell. "Don't stray from the topic."
Hanji cleared her throat. "Right, right. Sorry." She looked straight at the girl. "Addie, care to tell us what you were doing outside Wall Rose?"
Addie raised a brow in confusion. "Wall..Rose? What's that?"
The girl imagine a gigantic wall made of Rose. It looked pretty stupid to her.
Hanji, Mr. Eyebrows, and grumpy boy all gave her another weird look.
"Addie," Hanji said. "You don't know what Wall Rose is?"
Addie slowly shook her head. "No."
You'd think Addie's question and confused face would answer that for her.
Hanji looked over at Eyebrows-man. "Erwin, what do you think?"
Erwin (Addie finally knew his name) studied the girl. "The fact that she was outside Wall Rose despite not being a soldier makes her suspicious enough."
"She's not even wearing the 3d maneuver gear." Grumpy boy narrowed his eyes. Addie still hadn't gotten his name.
"What's your goal, brat?"
Addie raised a brow. "Goal? I don't have any."
Of course you have a goal, kid. Authoria said. You relieve boredom and entertain.
Shut up, Authoria.
"What should we do with her, then?" Hanji said, stopping Addie's thoughts as she waited for Erwin to give out his orders.
Erwin stared at the girl for a while before be finally said. "For now, we should give her to the military police to be restrained. There's a chance she might be an enemy spy."
Addie slightly widened her eyes. "Police? What---enemy spy?"
Hanji nodded grimly before turning to Addie. "I'm sorry, Addie, but we have no choice. It was nice meeting you, though."
What kind of farewell words was that? Hey, Addie, you're a nice person. Sorry, but we gotta hand you over to the police.
Addie's heart skipped a beat when Hanji reached out a hand to her.
Instantly, she felt a weird tugging feeling running throughout her body, and she swatted Hanji's hand before leaping out of the bed.
Addie's eyes widened upon realizing her actions.
"Uh--that was.."
Then, the grumpy one and Erwin stood up, looking pretty serious. Addie could feel that they could pretty much kill her if they wanted to.
The girl noticed something about the two of them.
She widened her eyes once again at them, before clutching her stomach, resisting the urge to laugh.
She failed epically since she bursted into a huge fits of snorts.
The three of them paused, frowning in confusion as Addie was bending over while snorting like a pig.
"Um, Addie?" Hanji called, reaching out a hand to her, though hesitantly. "Is.. is something the matter?"
"No *snort*," Addie said, doing her best to shut her mouth. "It's just *snort* *snort* pfft--just that.."
The grumpy one clicked his tongue in annoyance. "Spit it, brat."
With a shaking finger, Addie pointed at the direction of Erwin and him.
"You two.. you.." She started, tears in the corner of her eyes due to holding back her laugh.
"The height gap is too big."
...
"LeVI--no, stop--she's just a girl, calm down!" Erwin said, folding his arms under Levi's armpits.
Addie's bits of laughter only increased since Levi was practically dangling, his feet hovering a few inches from the ground as Erwin lightly lifted him.
They looked like a father holding back his short-tempered son.
"Put me down, Erwin." Levi snapped, brandishing his blades. "To hell with giving her to the shitty military police, it's faster to just kill her now."
"Levi, NO." Hanji turned to the girl. "It was just a joke, right, Addie?"
The brownhaired woman made a face which screamed of 'TELL HIM IT'S A JOKE'.
Addie straightened herself up. "Yeah, of course, it was a joke." She managed to say with a straight face, before bringing up a hand to cover her mouth.
"Pfft--!"
It was the biggest mistake Addie made in her entire life, which wasn't really that long since she was just created a few hours ago.
Something inside Levi snapped, and he was able to wriggle out of Erwin's hold.
His small size probably made that possible, LOL.
Chaos ensued.
There were a lot of yelling, crying, laughing, and a horse flew above their heads across the room.
It's time I should intervene.
The next thing Addie knew, the room was suddenly engulfed in pure white light, as if a flash bomb went off.
Foooooosh~~
The light went away, and when Addie adjusted her eyes, she saw the same room, Erwin and Levi sitting back on the sofa as if nothing happened.
Hanji was nowhere inside the room.
Addie raised a brow and realized that she was back on the bed, sitting on it.
She looked over to the two before locking eyes with Erwin.
"Um.." Addie trailed off, tilting her head sideways.
"You know, Addie," Erwin started. "I decided to not hand you over to the military police."
The girl felt a huge burden was lifted of her shoulders. "Really?"
Erwin nodded. "Yes. And since you are so cool, you are now one of us."
Addie paused at his weird choice of words. "Cool.. huh?"
Erwin stood up and exited the room while skipping like a girl and mumbling things about ponies.
What the..
She was now left alone with Levi.
An awkward silence crept into the room. It was so silent they could hear Erwin singing the theme song of My Little Pony out in the hallway.
Suddenly, Levi stood up and walked over towards Addie.
She could hear her heart beating loudly as Levi neared her, wearing a poker-faced expression.
Authoria I----
"Brat."
Addie flinched. "Yeah?"
Levi sat down beside her, causing the girl to scuttle away from him.
It was silent again for a few seconds, until Levi spoke up.
"Have you heard of Eren Jaeger?"
Addie turned her head to him. "No."
Levi nodded thoughtfully, not even giving her a glance.
"Sexy little brat, he is." He said. "And pretty as fuck."
Addie let it process in her mind, frowning. "Uh... Okay."
Authoria, what the hell did you do now?
Um.. just did a little twist with their personalities?
How?
Gosh, kid. I'm the author. All I did was write.
Well, you better stop cuz the sudden change of their personalities is freaking me out.
Nu-uh, I'm having fun.
Authoria---
Just then, the door bursted open, revealing a boy around the same age as Addie with beautiful sea green eyes. He was wearing the same outfit as Levi.
"Heichou!" He exclaimed, hands on his chest as he gasped dramatically. "Why are you with a girl? Are you cheating on me?!"
Levi's eyes widened at him. "Eren! I--no, of course not!"
Eren had tears in his eyes as he looked away, crying.
Levi cursed and stood up, walking towards him. When he reached Eren, he grabbed his hand and cupped his cheeks, staring at his eyes with a soft gaze
Addie just sat while staring dumbfounded at them. She felt like she was the infamous 3rd wheel.
"Eren," Levi softly said. "You are the only one for me."
"Levi, I.." Eren trailed off.
Addie was sure they were gonna kiss if she won't interrupt, and believe me, she doesn't wanna see two dudes making out in front of her.
As if the heavens heard her prayers, someone bursted into the room, riding on another person's shoulder.
"Yee-haw!" A bald teenager exclaimed.
"Neigh!" The guy who was carrying him neighed, and it was pretty convincing, Addie thought. Since the guy really did look like a horse.
"Connie! Jean!" Eren exclaimed while wearing a shocked face. "What are you doing here?"
Connie shrugged. "Who knows."
"Neigh!"
Just then, Jean and Connie were sent flying forwards and a foot appeared in the doorway.
They were kicked from behind.
Luckily, Levi and Eren dodged both as they flew passed them and landed on the other wall with a loud thud. It was a miracle the wall didn't crumble down.
A short and dark haired girl with a glower appeared, standing in the doorway.
"Midget." She growled at Levi. "Get away from Eren."
"Mikasa?" Eren raised a brow.
Levi returned her glower. Electricity sparks were evident going off between their eyes as the temperature of the room seemed to decrease at an alarming rate.
"Make me." Said Levi.
Mikasa raised her fist in a fighting stance. She looked at Eren.
"Eren! I love---"
"I love Levi." Eren cut her off while wearing a deadpanned expression.
Ever heard the sound of glass breaking? That's what Mikasa heard in her mind.
The girl's glower turned to that of a child on the verge of tears. Addie almost felt sorry for her.
In a blink of an eye, Mikasa was crouching in the corner of the room, purple depression lines hanging above her.
Addie sweatdropped.
What the hell's happening?
That was priceless LOLOLOL
"Authoria, I swear to---"
The sound of someone shrieking broke the noise in the room.
Mikasa shot up at the sound, looking alarmed. "Armin!"
Addie looked around the room. Jean and Connie were still sprawled on the ground, Levi and Eren were staring deeply into each other's eyes, and Mikasa was looking at the ceiling.
"The hell's an arm in?" She asked at the ravenhaired girl.
Mikasa looked at her, and it looked like she had just realized that a stranger was present in the room.
Before she could say another thing, the roof suddenly peeled off, revealing a huge face made of muscles gaping at them.
"It's the colossal titan!"
Connie somehow woke up from his nap and pointed a finger at the giant.
Addie stood up, her body feeling a shiver as she stared at the titan.
Levi and Eren broke off of their intimate stare and readied themselves for a fight.
Addie felt another weird sensation in her body, and Authoria spoke in her mind.
Kid. It's time.
Addie flinched at the sudden voice and frowned. Time for what?
We're done here. It's time you go back to where you came from.
Came from?
Addie looked around her and realized that time somehow froze, since none of them were moving.
I thought you just made me? I don't have anywhere to go back to.
You came from the Island of Boring and Majestic Ideas located somewhere in my brain, and that's where you're going after this.
And? What should I do from then on?
Wait until I'm in the mood for writing, duh. Use your brain, peasant.
Addie clicked her tongue.
So you're gonna end the story in a cliffhanger? What a rude ass writer you are.
Whatever. Now bye~
Everything around Addie turned white before it engulfed with black.
"Neigh!"
Foosh~~~
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[Raises hands slowly]
wtf did i just write
[Press 'PUBLISH' button anyways]
this is why i shouldn't be a writer
[Stands up and exits the room while skipping and singing the My Little Pony theme song]