Ships: So, if any of you were wondering what the hell an SCP is, here is SCP-999, who I'll be throwing at Nightmare:
Ships: If you want more info on this lil' guy, here's the URL to the SCP Wiki's description on SCP-999: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999
Ships: Now, SCP 297, also called "Steely Dan" on the SCP page....*shudders* I'm NOT looking it up on google images, so here's a screenshot of its info page:
Ships: I'm going to see if Lust accidentally kills himself with it. NOW TO THE DARES!!
female_sans123: *and le poof again Blueberry and PJ are girls for 10 chapters*
Ships: PJ ISN'T EVEN A MONTH OLD!! WAIT 'TILL NEXT CHAPTER, AT LEAST!!!
Blue: *le poof* !!!!!!
female_sans123: I dare every one to play sister location or dance like ballerina or do 7 minutes in heaven.
mirrortale-monsters:
Mirror Papy: I dare everyone to do the pepper challenge and to see who wins.
groups:
Cross vs. Nightmare
Lust vs. Fresh
Xcellence vs. Halluciv
Reaper vs. Geno
Anti vs. Virus
Blue vs. Edge(Fell)
Dream vs. Ship
Eraser vs. Reboot
Fatal_Error vs. Fresh_Hell
Marvul vs. Xcellence and Halluciv
Classic vs. Errorink
Error vs. Ink
Ships: *looks list over* Hmmm...the winner between X and Lucy goes against Marvul, and the winner of Error and Ink goes against Classic.
Xcellence: That isn't fair!
Ships: The losers of this challenge has to do the dare above, more specifically dance like a ballerina. AND with the proper attire! The ones who lose the double rounds have to play Sister Location & 7 minutes in Heaven with someone of my choice!!! *grabs a jar a medium-restaurant-style salsa and pours it down throat* DREAM'S GOING DOW- *chokes* AHHH-WHY IS IT SO HOOOTTTT?!?!?
Nightmare: Maybe because you're not supposed to have it all at once. And this is pepper, not salsa.
Ships: What kind of pepper?
Reaper: GHOST PEPPER!
Ships: You do realize that you now have to eat a ghost pepper, right?
Reaper: ...at least I can withstand it longer than Geno can.
Ships: OKAY START ALREADY! *chugs bottle of water down and chokes again*
ROUND ONE: CROSS VS. NIGHTMARE!
Cross: ;-;
Cross!Chara: *laughing their head off*
Nightmare: Okay-
Ships: Wait. *sets a gallon of milk beside them* Just in case you need it! :D Ready?
Cross: No.
Nightmare: Sure.
Ships: Peppers ready? 3...2...1....GO!
Nightmare: *nearly chokes*
Cross: *actually chokes* !!!
Nightmare: *forces it down* HHHHHHHHHHH-
Cross: *practically crying*
Nightmare: *grabs milk*
Ships: Drink it, you lose.
Nightmare: *puts milk back down*
Cross: *crying* !!! ;-; *swallows it*
Ships: You two good?
Cross: ;~; *shakes head*
Nightmare: I took a bite out of Hell itself...
Ships: Relax, you'll both be rewarded weather you win or lose. It'll help, trust me.
Nightmare: It is over?!
Ships: No, you two keep eating until one of you gives up.
Nightmare: *hands another ghost pepper to Cross*
Cross: I G-GIVE UP!!!! ;-; *chugs milk*
Ships: Now Nightmare has to eat one to win!!! Otherwise it would be a tie and you both lose!!
Nightmare: :'D *eats another one* It burns...
Ships: Nightmare wins! Here, take this. *gives Cross an orange blob*
Cross: -_-' What is this?
Ships: It's SCP-999. Give it a few seconds...
Cross: ... *the blob crawls onto his head* ....it's not- *burst out laughing* *the blob craws over him* *falls over*
Nightmare: Ewww, don't let that thing anywhere near me.
Ships: It's your reward! *the blob starts crawling towards Nightmare* It'll help!
Nightmare: *cringes as the blob pushed him over* Why is it so sticky...? *the blob starts covering & tickling him* I'm not ticklish... *the blob continues anyways* I feels weird. *goes into passive form* What?!
Ships: *laughing*
Cross: *half-asleep* I feel happy- *passes out*
Ships: It's kind of like a drug, but not addictive. It must've relaxed Cross, then.
Nightmare: M-MAKE IT ST-STOP- *being covered by the blob* *crying & laughing*
Ships: Okay, that's enough. *picks the blob up* You're for the next round.
Nightmare: Never let it touch me again...
Lust vs. Fresh!
Lust: *nervous*
Fresh: Lez do dis mah broski!!!
Ships: Peppers ready? 3...2...1...GO!
Lust: *eats it in one bite* !!!! *chokes* F-FORFIT!!!
Fresh: *eats it* ...huh....pretty good! Do ya have any more?
Ships: Uhh....sure....? *gives Fresh a few more* You win...?
Fresh: *eats another one with no problem* Cool!
Lust: ;-;
Ships: Lust, I don't trust you with SCP-999. Here, have this instead. *gives him a box with SCP-297 in it*
Lust: *mind: wait she gave me something...?* Uhhh...... *dirty thoughts* Thanks...? *runs off*
Ships: Okay... *throws SCP-999 onto Fresh*
Fresh: Woah! What's this lil' guy? *holds it up to his face* Kinda cute! I-It makes me feel odd! I feel h-happy! *starts crying* I-I can feel it...!
Ships: Huh...so he can feel that...
Xcellence vs. Halluciv!
Xcellence: You're going to lose.
Halluciv: I know... ;-;
Ships: At least try!
Halluciv: *mumbles* Okay...
Ships: Get yer peeeepppeerrss! 3...2....1...GO!
Halluciv: *eats it*
Xcellence: *nearly chokes*
Halluciv: *NOM* It's good! :D
Xcellence: ;-; ....g-give me the milk...
Ships: *throws SCP-999 at them* Imma go to the next round!
Reaper vs. Geno!
Reaper: *cracks knuckles & pops neck*
Geno: O_O
Ships: *gives them the peppers* 3...2....1....GO!
Geno: FORFIT!
Reaper: ...you didn't even take a bite.
Geno: ;-;
Ships: One of you has to eat it for the other to lose-
Geno: *does nothing*
Reaper: *takes a small bite* ...!!!!
Ships: Reaper wins!
Reaper: :'D ...yay...!
Round 4: Anti vs. Virus
Virus: ...;-;
Anti: ;-;
Ships: To the point! 3...2...1...G-
Virus: *takes a small bite*
Ships: I didn't finish-
Anti: *eats half of it* !!!!! *chokes*
Virus: *tears_4_dayz*
Anti: *forces it down* I F#CKING DID IT NOW GIVE ME THE MILK!!!
Ships: Okay geeze.... *gives him the milk* Give up?
Virus & Anti: I GIVE UP!!!
Ships: Anti wins!
Round 5: Blue vs. Edge(Fell)
Blue: Ooo! These look good! :D
Fell: Blue don't-
Blue: *eats one*
Ships: ...I didn't say-nevermind...
Fell: ...
Blue: Spicy! Can I out these in my magnificent tacos??!! *looks excited*
Ships: Err...sure, Blue...suuurreee.....
Fell: HA! It can't be that bad!!! *eats one* !!! *spits it out* HHHAAAAAAA-IT'S SO HOT-!!!!! WWHHYYYY-!!!
Ships: *smirking*
Blue: *eats another pepper* Did I win? *-*
Ships: WAIT- *le realization* EVERYONE RUUUNNN-
Blue: *explodes* MMMWWEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*an hour of panic later*
Ships: *covered in ash* *cough* R-Round six...m-me and Dream...*cough*
Dream: ???
Ships: *gives him a pepper* 3...2....1....Go!
Dream: *eats it*
Ships: *eats it* !!!
Dream: *quickly shoves another in mouth and swallows* !!!!!!!!!!
Ships: ;-; Nope, I'm not- *cough* -eating another...I give up....
Dream: Yaayyyyy- *shuffled away* ;-;
Ships: ;-;
ROUND 7: Eraser vs. Reboot
Eraser: This can't be THAT bad.
Reboot: Ehhhhhhhhhh....
Ships: *Still drinking milk* ? *stops* Wait it's next round already? K then GO! *continues chugging milk gallon*
Reboot: *eats one*
Eraser: *eats one* !! *quickly swallows it*
Reboot: *crashes* R-Reboot.exe had st-stopped work-working-ing--*falls over*
Eraser: Welp, I'm glad I brought water- *grabs water and drinks it*
Reboot: R-Reboot.exe is loading-load-ing-loading-
Eraser: ...you okay Boots?
Reboot: [Item no.77 = \\run \\right_11]
Eraser: Uhh....Reboot...?
Reboot: [Act->->-> *run \\run \\*** \\*run Eraser_2.7_seconds]
Eraser: Wait what-
Reboot: *jumps up and rams full speed into Eraser*
Eraser: AGH-
Reboot: \\First_100,000_Pi--> \\Lag_LAG---
(after like a year I got rid of what crashed everyone's phones hehehe-)
Ships: ...
Eraser: ...he just shouted random numbers for forty-five minutes straight.
Ships: ...my ears... ;-;
Reboot: [Reboot.exe has stopped working. Please restart system by pressing alt + ctrl and wait for loading to finish.]
Eraser: Da fuq does that mean?
Ships: How do you not have a headache...? Mine's killing me... ;-;
Round UNKNOWN: Fatal_Error vs. Fresh_Hell!!!
Ships: STOP BREAKING THE MULTIVERSE D:
Fatal_Error: Another me/?//?//
Fresh_[HECK]: You're me>....>>>.
Ships: Why do I smell pie? Like, Toriel's butterscotch and cinnamon pie-
Reboot, Fatal_Error & Fresh_[HECK]: \\Enter?_1,000,000_Pi
*5 hours of pure torture later*(again I got rid of what killed ya phones- :V)
Ships: MYYYY HHEEEAAADDD- *runs away*
Eraser: O_O' *picks Reboot up* ....you saw nothing. *runs off*
ROUND IDK: Marvul vs. Halluciv!!!
Ships: *le gone*
Marvul: ...
Halluciv: 3...? T-two....ONE! *eats a pepper*
Marvul: *also eats one* !!!
Halluciv: Pretty good!
Marvul: *looks sick*
Halluciv: Brother...? Are you feeling okay-
Marvul: *passes out*
Halluciv: *immediately starts panicking* AAAAAHHHH-
Ships: What the hell is it...? Yelling isn't hurting my headache...;-;
Halluciv: *about to cry* M-M-M-Marvul h-h-he-
Ships: Okay, okay! Calm down! *sees that Marvul had passed out* FORGET IT IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?!?!
Sci: *breaks door down* WHAT IS IT?!
Ships: I might be overreacting, but I think Marvul over there just had an allergic reaction-
Sci: *shoves Ships out of the way* GET OUT!
Ships: ...( ._. )...*slowly shuffles away*
Halluciv: *crying*
Xcellence: *picks up Halluciv* Shhhh.....shhh...he'll be okay... *pets Halluciv's head*
Halluciv: *sniffs* *whines* *clings to Xcellence*
Xcellence: *slowly walking away so Halluciv doesn't have to watch* Shhh...it'll be okay... *leaves*
JUST FREAKING START ALREADY: Error vs. Ink!!!
Error: Let's do this, Inky.
Ink: -_-'
Error: Okay...3...2....1....go! *eats it*
Ink: *also eats it*
Error: *crashes*
Ink: ....did I win?
Classic vs. Ink...!
Ink: o-o
Classic: This is going to be easy, buddy.
Ink: U-Um....sure...
Classis: Okay, 3....2....17....
Ink: Just go. *eats it*
Classic: *eats it* !
Ink: ;-; *tries not to spit it out*
Classic: *swallows it and waits for Ink*
Ink: *shoves another two in his mouth and quickly swallows* !!!! ;-;
Classic: Okay, okay! You win! I'm not eating four. Welp, I'm going to Grillby's. See ya'. *teleports away*
Ships: Well, there you go. Punishments are next time...I'm gonna go lie down. ;-; *shuffles away* Oh, and Marvul's recovering from the reaction. He'll be back in a chapter or two, he's just getting a break from things. Also, still procrastinating on Ink's punishments. Ink'll do those in a couple chapters. *flops onto the floor*