Dirty Hetalia Confessions

By PaperLettuce

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Out of boredom, the Hetalia countries get drunk and start to tell their dirty little secrets. Who's will be t... More

Austria (and Miss Hungary)
Japan
France
America
Italy
Spain
Poland
Canada
Prussia
China
England
Romano
Germany
2p Canada
2p England
Sweden
Denmark (Denny-poo)
WOW SORRY
;-; thank you
Fem!America
Iceland
2p Germany and 2p Italy
Fem!Prussia
Ukraine
Sealand
OC's
Fem! Scotland
Chibi Siberia! (Sarah)
Fantasia (Alice)
Sicily (Alisea)
Fem! England
Finland
2pFem!England (Olivia)
THANK YOU ALL
Switzerland
Lithuania
Estonia
Latvia
2p!America
Netherlands (Neddy-baby)
2p!Japan
Fem!Romano
Fem!China
Russia
Greece
Liechtenstein
Seychelles
Update!
Cyprus
Cuba
2p!England
News!
Im back!
France (again)
Norway
2p!Russia
2p!Lithuania
Goodbye
((Hey hey hey))
(Im sorry >~>))
(One more thing... (again))

Dirty Hetalia Confessions

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By PaperLettuce

Germany yelled, his voice overpowering the others petty arguments. "DUMMKOPFTS SHUT UP!!!! VE HAVE VORK TO DO SO FOCUS!!!"

America sat in his seat, bored out of his pants. He raised his hand. "Hey how about we do something fun? All we ever do at these meetings is argue. Loosen up guys."

Russia smiled at America. "I shink dat it's a great idea."

Italy pulled on Germany's sleeve. "Come on Doitsu!!! It'll be fun!" Germany yelled again, saying, "NEIN! Ve have vork to do"

England stood up and said, "Although the idea is provided by this git I think that it's not a horrible plan."

After 7 or 8 countries agreed Germany gave in. "Ok fine. America vat kind of ideas do you have?" America say back in his seat for a moment, thinking.

"Hmmm... I know!!! How about dirty confessions? I've got a few of you that I'd like to know about!"

France, of course, agree immediately along with Canada (who only went along with it because his Papa was). Italy agreed and so did Romano. He would have left but he wanted to make sure that, "that potato bastard doesn't touch my fratello." Germany agreed on one condition. "I have to be drunk so I don't feel as guilty when I wake up tomorrow." Everyone drank with the same reason in mind. Soon everyone was in. Let the games begin! Russia pulled out an empty bottle of vodka from his pocket and spun it around. It landed, first, on Austria. "Tell us your dirty little secret Mr. I-can-play-piano-and-you-can't" said America. Austria sighed and said, "Ok let's get dis over with." He called over Miss Hungary and asked her permission to tell the story. She blushed bright red but agreed. (as long as she was in the room

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