Well, here goes, my name is Grace (boring and crappy name, I know), I have really annoying bluey, grey, green eyes that are always changing colour, mid-length brown hair that is so frizzy i have to straighten it EVERY day and please don't even get me started on the paleness of my skin, I swear I musthave blinded at least a million innocents as the light just reflects back off me.
Today was the day me and my bezzie for ezzie Rosie were going on holiday, we were excited to say the least, we'd both just turned 18 and we were looking forward to our first holiday without our annoying parents and we were ready to get pissed.
I heard a knock at the door and as I legged it down the stairs to answer it,
I stacked.
I was tumbling down the last few steps feeling like an obese penguin, when my mum just strolled past me as though seeing her lump of a daughter sprawled out on the floor was a casual thing. Maybe she thought I was doing some sort of freakish yoga move? HAHAHA. As if; that was her thing, not mine.
It was Rosie, she had her nice plain pink suitcase with her - mine was luminous green and looked like it had been given a vajazzle, there was rhinestones all over it and it was chavtastic. It wasn't even mine. It was my mums, cringe. I swear she thinks she's Nicki Minaj or something.
"A'ight bebs?"
"Hiya Trish" Rosie hugged my mum and waved at me over her shoulder.
"How's it hanging?"
"I'm alright, you?"
"Ye blad, I'm sick, how are your 'rents?"
"Wacky as ever, but they're okay..." Rosie rolled her eyes at me.
"I ain't seen them in at least a -"
I actually couldn't believe it, I was lying here on the floor like a retarded monk and they were swapping pleasantries?! Like they didn't even know each other! Rosie was only here every other bloody day.
"- MUM, Hello?!?" My neck was really aching now, I actually couldn't move, I was like a frigging bug on my back.
My mum, however, barely glanced at me.
"Grace, babes, you know it ain't cool when you call me that, it's Trish yeah?"
My mother dearest, thought that she was too 'cool' to be called mum. No. I had to call her 'Trish', which may I add, ISN'T EVEN HER NAME. Her name is Sarah. Boring old Sarah.
Rosie came over and helped me up, I nearly pulled her over too.
'Bloody hell mum, what the hell are you wearing? Is that my top?" Please tell me that my mother is not wearing hot pants. My mum thought she was 'frum da hood.' We live in Kent for crying out loud.
Oh my God, it's not even worth it.
I looked at Rosie and grinned she had a massive grin on her face and her long curly hair was as crazy as her. She already had her sunglasses on covering her hazel eyes, and even though it was raining she had her denim shorts and a strappy top on. Is she bloody mental?
At the same time we both squealed and did a little dance singing, 'we're going Ibiza, we're going Ibiza today.' at the tops of our voices, sorry Mr and Mrs Grump-a-lot, next door.
*Rosie's P.O.V*
When Trish answered the door I had to stop myself from crawling into a ball and laughing like a hedgehog on crack.
She was wearing Grace's pink top that said 'Babe' on the front and some silver hotpants.
Honestly, what even!?
My Dad was almost as bad though, he thought that he was 'Down with the kids' and listened to Eminem, he liked to wear hoodies and chains. Yes I am being serious.
My parents and Grace's mum have known each other since secondary school; mine and Grace's mums were best friends and still are to this day, they are so different but I guess thats why it worked?
The worst part is that my Dad and Grace's mum used to date. Cringe. Me and Grace have an unspoken agreement not to talk about that though...
After an... interesting chat, Grace got into the car with me and my Dad, he was dropping us off.
We'd been looking forward to this since, well, forever! My Dad turned on Kiss FM and Superbass came on, we were all rapping like utter G's on the way to the airport. There we'd meet Hayley, Hannah and Marian with their boyfriends Zayn, Niall and Louis.
Me and Grace were still single pringles but waiting to meet some fit lads in Ibiza... If she didn't mess it up. I mean, she wasn't the smoothest of people, clearly.
Part 2
"I was drooling, hunched over like Quasi modo."
*Grace's P.O.V*
As we walked into the airport, I saw a crazy girl with brown hair hurtling towards us, Hayley.
She ran up to me and I hugged her, she hugged Rosie afterwards and then we all did our 'Ibiza dance'. When Marian and Hannah finally caught up with us, we all shrieked like monkeys on speed and ran, arm in arm towards check-in.
The man/lady/fire breathing dragon, at customs was really moody, it looked like it wanted nothing more to hit us. Even though we are *cough* Angels *cough*, we can't resist a good wind up.
Me, Hayley and Rosie, pulled the ugliest faces we could possibly manage at her, her face was priceless.
Hayley, being Hayley started off a good old sing song while the dragon was scanning our passports,
"IS THIS THE WAY TO AMARILLO? EVERY NIGHT I BEEN HUGGING MY PILLOW..."
Cue me and Rosie to join in. All together now!
"DREAMING DREAMS OF AMARILLO AND SWEET MARIE WHO WAITS FOR ME!"
We were getting the dirtiest looks possible off of some old people, which of course made it all the funnier. I caught the eye of a dirty old paedo, erlaaaack, he leered at us creepily.
We all burst out laughing, not worrying about looking like nutters, bit late for that now anyways...
I was just choking on my own saliva, yum, when looked up and saw a really cute boy with brown curly hair looking at us like we were mental. Crap. He saw me looking at him and smiled. Oh my God. Those dimples. What species was this piece of gorgeousness? He was looking at me, probably thinking the same thing, what the hell is this pig staring at me for?
I swear to God I was drooling, hunched over like Quasi modo, I must look so attractive. I quickly recomposed myself and grinned back, sexily, alluring him with my smoothness. Who am I kidding? I was grinning like a bloody paedophile. Note to self - Stop being such a frigging spacker.
Rosie and Hayley followed my gaze, pissing themselves when they saw my pathetic attempts at flirting.
Rosie was much smoother than me and made eye contact with his friend, raising her eyebrow seductively and smiling slowly. I was going to HAVE to get her to teach me how to do that!
Hayley caught my eye and waggled her eyebrows at me. I felt myself go even redder, was that even possible?!
Shit.
I just realised that I was still hunched over and my leg was still by my face. What the hell? Why the bloody hell had I lifted it up? I must look like a frigging duck!
I straightened up, but the damage was already done.
Rosie the stupid bloody temptress, shuffled over to me and whispered 'oh, Gracie get in there.'
I went like a beetroot, snatched my passport off the desk and practically ran through the barriers, why did I have to be a loser all of the bloody time? Even morons should get days off.
I turned back for one last glance at the mystery guy, I was really surprised to see him looking at me too.
He smiled, gave a little wave and winked at me. I could feel my face grower even hotter...
*Rosie's P.O.V.*
Now that is why I don't like to be with Grace when we see hot guys because she getS all embarrassed and runs away.
I mean, I looked like as much as an idiot as her, yet I could just style it out, she however, made herself look like more of a psychopath as possible.
I looked over at the guys and the one with the curly hair was staring after where Grace had just legged it from.
The other boy who had flicky light brown hair with a slight wave to it, smiled at me.
"Urm, sorry about her, I promise we'll lock her up on the plane. I think she forgot to take her medication today."
PHWOAR HE WAS PENG, I'D TAP THAT SHIZZ, as Trish Minaj, aka Grace's mum, would say.
Curly haired boy looked confused at first and then laughed. He looked as though he was interested in her still? Is he mental?
Mr hotty smiled at me and laughed.
His smile, Oh My God, I could've fallen down. His laugh, someone should record it and play it to dying people because I swear that's what heaven must sound like.
Oops, Dragon Lady was growling at me, I waved and strolled through.
I walked into the toliets to see a red-faced Grace drying her hands.
"OH MY GOSH, you are like soooooo embarrassing!" I said in a exaggerated American accent.
Her face got redder and she threw the paper towel she was using at me.
"Shut up! I just embarrassed myself so much! I am never going to live this down, what the frigging hell is wrong with me?!"
"Jeez, they were like HOT. Expecially the one with brown eyes.." I trailed off into space.
Oh my God, the way he smiled at me, I just want to rip his clothes off. I want his babies.
"HEEELLO earth to Rosie.." Grace kicked me, trying to get my attention. I just grinned at her and blushed.
"Anyway..." I said. "The boy with the curly hair was staring at you... Even after you looked deformed, then RAN AWAY. GRACIE MADE A FRIEND!" I winked at her.
"Oh shut up, the other guy was looking at you.."
I turned around and headed out of the toilets, shopping time!.
"Oh there you guys are!" Hayley said. Zayn had his arms around Hayley hugging her closely, they were so cute, he totally accepted her for the spazzer that she was.
"Yup, I needed to... ermm... wash my hands" Grace smiled, the redness had faded from her face.
"Ok we better go and shop till we drop before we wait for our flight" Niall said and we all headed over to the Duty free area.
I was hoping we'd see them boys again.
Part 3
"Yee buddy, I was well in there."
*Rosie's P.O.V*
For once were first to get on the plane. Only as a result of Niall's constant hurrying along, the rest of us were so unorganised that if it were down to us we would have missed the plane altogether.
We were feeling annoying so me and Grace sat in the middle section where there were 4 seats, we sat in the middle two seats just to make it awkward. We waited whilst everyone else took their seats...
"Eeeek, Ibiza here we come, can you believe it we are finally going to- "
I was interrupted by the boy with the brown eyes.
"Are these seats taken?" He asked and gestured towards the seat next to me and the curly haired boy pointed to the one next to Grace.
"Go for it, but I might just start singing or talking about so crap randomly, I do that sometimes..." Grace has turned into a lobster again, smoooooth.
I on the other hand was much cooler and sophisticated.
"Nope, take a seat" I said to the other boy, adding a quick flirtatious smile.
"By the way I'm Liam."
I let out a little giggle. Wow, calm ettt, don't want to seem too interested.
"I'm Rosie, so where about are you heading?"
"Me and Harry," he stopped and pointed to the boy having a chat with Grace, then continued "are going to Ibiza Rocks!"
"Ahh cool thats where we're going too! All 8 eight of us!" I laughed.
Yee buddy, I was well in there.
I had a feeling this was going to be a good flight.
*Grace's P.O.V.*
The boy was even sexier up close.
Why the hell did I have to go and act like a complete mug? As my delightful headmistress Miss Fatass, okay, it's not her real name but an adoring nickname me and ma hoes had come up with, always said, 'first impressions count'. Joy, I had no chance then.
Shut up brain.
Anyway, he was about to sit next to me and I could feel my cheeks getting hotter, once again.
Say something normal. Please God, give me inspiration.
"Hey, I'm Grace, what's your name?"
Yea! Okay that was normal, I didn't even say it in a funny accent! Phewww, maybe this was going to be okay after all?
"I'm Harry, I saw you earlier in the queue, it's a bit weird that we ended up sitting next to each other on this plane."
Oh my God, he recognises me. Crap. Crap. CRAP!
I needed more time to think, but I couldn't exactly keep him waiting there while I sat there like a gormless baffoon.
Style it out Grace, come on. Think. Just pretend like you don't know what he's on about okay?
I decided to just answer the question and stop over thinking everything. How hard could that be?
"Yes, definitely, how strange."
Great. Now I didn't just sound like a mug. I sounded like a posh mug. Fix it.
"So I guess you two are going to Ibiza as well, have you been there before?"
Phew, that was normal! I needed to relax and get a bit more confident, he was just a boy. Just a boy. Hahaha, who am I kidding, he is the sexiest person I have ever laid eyes on.
"Yeah, we are going to Ibiza Rocks and nope, but it's supposed to be good, so are you going with your boyfriend?" Harry's voice lilted a bit as he spoke.
Ooooh, was that a bit flirty? I glanced up and made eye contact, smiling slowly. I just wanted to run my hands through his curls, is that normal? Of course not.
My ovaries just exploded.
"Haha, nope, just with my friends, so are you going with YOUR boyfriend?"
HELL YEAH. The bantersaurus is back.
Thankfully this made Harry laugh, he started chuckling, let me just say that his laugh was as sexy as him. I cannot take this.
Rosie and her new friend stopped talking and looked over at us,
"Looks like their having fun, eh?" The boy said, I think his name was Liam?
"I know right, let's leave the lovers to it."
Mental note - Kill her brutally, later.
Rosie waggled her eyebrows at me and turned back to seducing Liam, they were holding hands?! I secretly admired her stealth and skills.
But still... What a slapper.
Harry gave me a cute smile, shook his head.
"Friends, they always want to embarrass you don't they."
I nodded, my face was on fire and I felt like I couldn't speak, just as I was making progress?!?
I just gave him an apologetic look. I hope it was a sympathetic look anyway? Could have been another of my famous paedo faces...
"Anyway, where were we? Oh yeah, just for the record, me and Liam aren't an item, besides he looks quite into your friend over there" We both looked over at the two of the rabbiting away, "and I like girls not boys. Plus, Liam is totally the wrong hair colour for me, I am much more of a brunette kind of guy."
HOLY COW. Oh my god. I was itching to squeal and like a pig, but I'm sure that would be uncool. So I giggled and bent my head over so he couldn't see my red cheeks and crazy grin.
Harry reached over and took my hand.
Bloody hell. Dear God, why did you not prepare me with what to do in these situations?
Oh frig, please say it wasn't all gross and clammy?!
Part 4
"She thinks she's like proper ghetto and that, she's well fit!"
*Grace's P.O.V*
Just before the Plane landed, I stopped chatting away to Harry, I hope I wasn't boring him? Ahaha, lets be serious, my bant is A+.
I looked over at Rosie and Liam who were totally flirting, I was going to tease her so bad later, lets see who will be embarrassed then...
I laughed evilly (in my head of course) and looked over at Hayley and Zayn who were being all gooey and kissy. Bleck.
Marian was asleep on Niall's shoulder and Louis was cracking jokes as usual and Hannah was giggling like... someone who laughs alot?
Me and Harry were getting on really well and he was hilarious as well as good looking, SCORE!
We've already swapped numbers and I found out that him and Liam lived in the next town and went to the Boys school five minutes down the road from our prison, i mean school...
Harry and Liam were even staying at the same resort as us, which was going to be awesome.
I was going to have to figure out a plan to capture Harry, being the evil paedophile I was.
Whenever he smiled I just wanted to jump on him and rape him, I only controlled myself by realising that I was hanging on by a thread as it was already. Harry probably thought I'd escaped from the mental home and was fleeing the country.
I could tell by the stupid grin on Rosie's face and her high-pitched mental woman laughter that she liked Liam alot too, they actually looked really cute. Bless.
We stepped out into the gorgeous Spanish sunshine and said goodbye to Harry and Liam, Hayley let go of Zayn's hand and came over to me and Rosie.
"So, Grace, you didn't ruin it by acting like an idiot then?"
Hayley was so annoying, how Zayn puts up with her I well never know. I was actually so jealous of her though, she was already in a relationship with a guy she didn't have to worry about acting like a goof around.
I blushed and hit her,
"Looks like it, doesn't it, OMG he's so hot!"
We swaggered towards check in like the total dons that we are.
"Somebody's got a crush, eh? Well, he seems to like you anyway, God knows why, you're clearly on crack."
Rosie was winding me up aswell now, joy. Oh well, I don't even care.
"Yeah, you can talk Rosie, you was liking Liam quite a bit."
I poked her.
Rosie and Hayley were my hoes. We were best friends, Louis, Niall and Zayn were in our little group of awesomeness too. We weren't as close with Hannah or Marian though, but they were going out with our friends so they were cool with us.
*Rosie's P.O.V*
We walked into the cool air conditioned lobby of the hotel and walked towards the front desk to check into our rooms.
After 10 minutes of boring sensible stuff like sorting out our rooms we finally got there.
Me, Grace and Hayley were sharing a room with 3 beds whilst Hannah and Marian were in room of 2. And the boys were all together in another room of 3.
Me, Hayley and Zayn were lugging our normal suitcases up the stairs whilst Grace was struggling with her blingtastic thing, looking like a right pillock. We were all refusing to use the cramped little box that the staff here called a lift. Funny joke.
Zayn was carrying both his and Hayley's bag up the stairs. Phwoar muscles.
I felt as though I was close to dying, when my case suddenly feel weightless and I turned to see Liam carrying my case, he winked and smiled as I let the case slip through my hands.
Harry was carrying Grace's case. We looked at each other and let out a little giggle. OMG how fit. and strong. I feel faint.
"Thanks" he and Harry must have a room down stairs like Hannah and Marian because rooms of two were down the hall.
"Jesus, have you got an elephant in here or something?" I heard Harry say.
"I know right, bro, Rosie's weighs a tonne." Liam replied. I blushed and giggled.
"Urmmm... Grace?"
"Yeah?"
"I like your suitcase..." I could hear the smirk in Harry's voice without even looking at him.
I could also tell that Grace would have gone bright pink. I looked at Harry, yup, just as I thought. Then I turned to look at Grace, I was right again.
Grace was as red as anything and she looked like she was in pain. Priceless.
"Oh my God, don't... It's my mums..."
As if that wasn't funny enough, Zayn, who shall now be known as Zayn The-Legend-Malik, decided to add to the banter.
"Her mum is a proper MILF! She thinks she's like proper ghetto and that, she's well fit!"
With that we all started laughing hysterically. I was crying nearly choking on my tears, purely at Grace's expression.
I thought Grace was going to knock Zayn out. Time to step in.
"Leave Trish alone guys." I stepped between them trying to control the fits of laughter that were threatening to explode out of me.
We carried on up the rest of the stairs until we reached the top of the flight.
"Oh my gosh, I almost forgot to introduce you guys, Zayn, Hayley...Liam, Harry. Liam, Harry... Zayn, Hayley"
I don't know why I even bothered to introduced Hayley and Zayn to them, Hayley would definitely have filled Zayn in by now...
"We'll leave you guys to it" Liam smirked to me and headed down the hall.
"We'll meet you later, yeah?" Harry shouted over his shoulder.
"YEAH!" Me and Grace shouted in unison, not caring if we sounded over keen.
We saw Louis' and Niall standing at their door, Louis' tapping his invisable watch. I just rolled my eyes and we walked to our door opposite, number 110 and headed inside.
Part 5
*Rosie's P.O.V*
First night in Ibiza and we are going clubbing. Woo. Trust us we're not even a day in and we already want to down the alcohol. Time to get ready.
"I CALL THE SHOWER FIRST" I shouted after we'd finished unpacking our bags.
The room was amazing! We each had our own wardrobes and a big bed each. Shame we'd already trashed it though! Oh well, we have no time to be tidy.
It was 5:43 and we'd all decided on going out at 10:00pm, we had to get ready now. It's a fact that we all take forever getting ready
Grace and Hayley moaned, apparently I take the longest to get ready? I don't think so...
"Good, you smell" Grace retorted and Hayley cracked up laughing.
"Haha, see you in a few" I said heading toward the bathroom with my towel and shower stuff ready.
After I'd showered I started to get ready. I'd spent ages trying to get this outfit ready and by the time I'd finished I was pretty proud of it.
I wore an electric blue tight fitted dress and black-peep-toe wedge boots, my shoes are my babies and I love them. Don't judge me.
I did my make-up in the bathroom, doing the usual routine but this time applying foundation.
Foundation, eyeliner, mascara, mascara, mascara, bronzer, blusher and lip gloss. I didn't want to go for the drag queen look, how the hell does anyone find that attractive?
I let my no-longer straightened hair fall down my back, Grace and Hayley called it my mane. How lovely. I clipped back my fringe and spraying alot and I mean a lot of hair spray. Sorry Earth.
Finally I was done.
I walked out the bathroom to see Grace wearing a tight silver strapless mini dress and black wedge boots. Hayley was wearing a bright pink halter next dress and black heels. We were all wearing the same amount of make up and thank God I didn't have to attack either of them with a wet wipe. Nobody looked like an orange. It'd taken us over 5 hours but we were finally ready!
A bit later I heard a knock at the door, I looked at my phone 9:57 just in time. For once we were actually on time! It only took us getting ready 5 hours early to manage that...
I rushed over to the door to see Liam and Harry. Yum. Yum. Yum.
Liam was wearing camel coloured chinos, a red checked shirt and white converses. Harry was wearing beige chinos, a black Ralph Lauren polo shirt with white supras.
The looked really, really, REALLY nice.
And smelt good. Okay. That was weird even in my head...
"You look amazing" Liam said and smiled at me.
I swear to God I just melted. How does he do this to me?
"You don't look to bad yourself," I said winking. "You coming clubbing?"
"Yeah we headed down stairs and all your mates were already down there waiting for you guys"
"Cos you guys were taking ages...they sent us up here to get you!" Harry added, he was looking at Grace, eyeing her up and down.
"Yep, almost half an hour late! Tut tut!" Liam said.
"What? We agreed on 10:00? Not half 9!"
"Oops..." Hayley said from behind me. "I forgot to turn my phone on, Zayn text me changing the times. He said he'd knocked but got no answer, so he slipped us a note."
I look at the floor to see a piece of paper on the floor, okay oops.
We must not have heard him knock because of the hair dryer... Ma bad.
"Oh well, haha lets go." I headed out the room last, Liam grabbed my hand as we headed towards the stairs.
Awwwwww he was so perf!
*Grace's P.O.V.*
As usual Rosie grabbed the shower first, great, she always took ages and Hayley and me were left waiting, like lemons.
I had a brainwave and decided that we should go down the hall and use the other bathrooms, because Rosie would be in there ages, as always!
Which would leave me and Hayley no time to get ready... again.
After about a hour and a half we were dressed and headed back to the hotel room.
Rosie was still locked up in the bathroom, so we had to share the little mirror in the room to do our hair and make up.
"You reckon she'll try and tame the Lion mane today or just leave it?" I shouted to Hayley, over the hair dryer, their was no way I was going to not straighten my frizz tonight, I kept thinking of Harry, with his gorgeous curls.
His curls, his eyes, his dimples. Oh my God.
"Probably just leave it, I guess you think that I'm lucky that my hair is straight, but it's soooo boring, I wish it was long, brown and wavy."
I threw my hairbrush at her and jumped when it hit her. Hell yeah. Like. A. Boss.
Serves her bloody right, she knows how much I'd give to have straight blonde hair.
My hair was all scraped up, it was so thick I had to straighten it in tiny sections for it to go right. Frizz ease needed.
Hayley and me started putting on our make up and by the time we had finished I thought we both looked pretty good. Hell yeaaah. Looking reem. Yes Joey Essex is my idol, ain't even mad.
I was wearing a short silver strappy dress and sky high wedge boots. Thinking about it, maybe that wasn't such a good idea. If I fell over people would a) see my butt. b) Be squashed by my fattiness. nice one!
Hayley looked stunning in her gorgeous neon pink, minidress and heels that looked like they would kill her feet. Rather her than me.
Finally Rosie emerged, she looked nice in her bright blue, dress and peep toe wedges,
"Oooh Lala, dressing to impress eh?" Hayley started.
"Well Liam will likey, methinks." I finished winding Rosie up.
"I hope so! These shoes kill." Rosie pulled a stupid face and we all started laughing, like loons on loon tablets.
I couldn't wait to see Marian and Hannah, they would be with Louis and Niall of course, Lou and me went way back, we used to best friends in Nursery and Niall was such a cutie.
Marion has the whackiest style out of everyone I knew and was sure to be wearing something wild. Hannah was pretty in a girly way and would be wearing pastel colours for sure, she was nice and all but a bit too sickly for sickly me.
I was just thinking about how fun tonight was going to be and whether Harry and Liam would be there when -
-Knock- -knock-
Rosie ran over to the door, and I saw Liam and Harry.
Phwoar. Must. Contain. All. Inappropriate. Thoughts.
After a bit of talking and flirting Rosie and Liam grabbed each others hands and started towards the stairs.
Harry hung back smiling and me shyly, hands in his pockets.
Oh My God. I just wanted to snog his face off. What the hell is wrong with me?
Hayley grinned like a maniac, and whispered, not so quietly may I add,
"He was TOTALLY checking you out, get in there."
I rolled my eyes and prayed to God that Harry hadn't heard.
Hayley then continued to embarrass me further by saying loudly,
"I'll leave you two to it then,"
The stirrer then winked at me and clopped off down the stairs, no doubt to find Zayn.
As if I wasn't capable of messing things up with Harry before they had even started, my friends seemed set to ruin it for me. Joy.
Wow, this was awkward. Harry smirked at me showing off his amazing dimples, shook his hair.
"Soo... did I tell you how much I enjoyed your dancing earlier in the airport?" He looked up at me through those eyelashes.
How comes he gets lashes that thick and long when he doesn't even need them?!? wot is lyf?
Kill me now, seriously. Where's my invisibility cloak when I need it?
"Oh, so, you um saw that?"
Oh my Lord. That is the best I can come up with? Really?
"Who didn't see that? Girl you got skills!"
"Yeah, I know right! Britain's Got Talent next year. You can be my glamorous assistant if you want?"
I did a little dance and grinned cheekily. Just because I can.
"You're so random, I love it."
Oh dear Lord. He said the word love, whilst talking to me.
I zoned out, planning our wedding, I was going to wear white, there would be three bridesmaid. What flowers would I-
I was snapped out of my fantasy when he took his hands out of his pockets and held one out to me,
"You look amazing by the way, shall we go?"
I nodded and grabbed his hand,
"Thanks, you're not looking bad yourself. Yeah we better get going, I bet they are mad enough at me for keeping them waiting as it is."
....
Harry sat next to me in the taxi, Louis on my other side, sitting with Hannah.
Everyone had started sighing when I got down the stairs, the cab had been waiting 40 minutes. Oh well, what can you do?
Always look on the bright side of life. That's my motto.
All the couples were snuggled up on the journey being all kissy kissy, it was quite awkward actually.
Harry put his arm around me, he smelt so nice, not all drenched in aftershave like Lou and the rest of the boys, Harry smelt like soap, shampoo and deodorant, it doesn't sound nice, but trust me, it was.
Frigging hell. I was sniffing him like I was a bloody dog.
I leant into him and he sort of bent his head down so that his curls were touching my face.
Maybe just inhaling his shampoo fumes wasn't that bad? I mean come on, he was practically asking for me too. Wasn't he?
I am a bloody rapist. I need to control my paedophilic thoughts before I get sectioned. Is paedophilic even a word?
Then, too soon, I felt, we were at the club and we had to move. Gosh darn it.
Harry didn't let go of my hand after he'd helped me out of the car. Kinky.
Rosie looked over and waggled her eyebrows at me. Her and Liam were looking a bit cosy I see.
Over by the entrance Niall and Marion were kissing, again Hannah and Lou were flirting, leaning towards each other laughing.
Hayley was snogging Zayn, eww. Wow the sexual tension in the air tonight was strong!
I was so looking forward to tonight, especially now that Harry was joining us.
Part 6
*Rosie's P.O.V*
"Rosie...Rosie..." I heard someone whisper.#
"Mmmmmm" was my reply. I wasn't in the mood for a chat, sleeping is my main priority.
Da hell man? My head is banging.
"ROSIE!" two people this time, why were they shouting at me?
Grace and Hayley.. urgh why can't they let me sleep?
"Rosetta get your but out of bed now!" Hayley shouted in my ear hole.
I was going to kill her.
"I'm up, I'm up, I'M UP!" I replied.
There was no use even arguing with these two.
I opened my eyes to see Hayley and Grace standing at the side of my bed in their PJs.
I got out of my bed yawning, it better not be early or I swear down...
"What time is it?"
"Its almost 12 o'clock!"
Grace was shaking her head, how was she not asleep?
"But its 10 in England so its all good, we're not that lazy!"
"Haha, anyway what we doing today?"
I picked up my phone and turned it on.
1 new message from Liam, 'Hey, last night was hilarious:) me and Haz are at the pool! ceya xxxxxx"
AWWWWWWWWWW.
"Pool"
Grace was smiling like The Joker. Ha!
She must have got a text from Harry saying he was at the pool! With that we started getting dressed one by one.
I was the last one to get to the bathroom because apparently I hogged it last night... puffft.
I slipped on my plum bikini, some waterproof mascara chucked my hair up in a bun and I was ready! Pool time.
Liam topless. yum yum yum.
Before we got out the door Hayley wanted to do quick check that we had everything,
"Sun cream?"
"Yes" Grace and me replied.
"Towels?"
"Yarrrr"
"Sunnies?"
"Yes, mother."
"Bag, phone, purse, room key?"
"Yes, Hayley! Now lets go!" Grace ended the conversation.
As we got to the pool Louis, Niall, Zayn, Harry and Liam were in the pool.
Hannah and Marian were sunbathing, so we ran over to them to get a bed. I laid my towel next to Hannah and Grace next to me.
I was about 10 minutes into my bathing time when someone started dripping cold water all over my body. Wait, what? I opened my eyes.
"Ahhh, what the hell? THAT'S FREEZING!" I looked up to see Liam smirking down at me. "Do you mind?!"
I sat up and placed myself to the middle of the sunbed, I looked at him.
Woahhhh now. He had a six pack? Whoop.
"Haha, not at all"
He sat down on my the sunbed and winked, he sat down next to me and put his arm around my waist...
He then lifted me off the sun bed into his muscley arms.
Meh, okay, I thought it was an accomplishment to be in a half naked fit boys arms.
"What are you doing?!"
I was half screaming, half dying of laughter, as he walked towards the pool.
"NO, LIAM NO. PUT ME DOWN NOW! I'M BEING SERIOUS!"
"Hahaha, IN WE GO!"
He ran and jumped into the deep end.
I felt my body hit the cold water, and my head go under. I raced to get to air and was relieved when I finally did. Liam swam over to me and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
We then we swam over to the ladder.
*Grace's P.O.V.*
Owww, what the frigging hell was that?!
I woke up with Hayley throwing stuff at me, my head was pounding and I was exhausted.
Okay, last night was amazing, I remember spending the whole night with Harry, flirting, dancing like absolute loons, laughing our heads off and maybe even having a sneaky kiss or two...
It was incredible.
"Wow, nice mop Grace, do you have a hangover? You didn't half drink a lot last night."
Hayley was energetic and lively as usual, she'd drunk as much as me, how was she so awake?
"God, what time is it?" I growled.
I do not like to be woken up in the morning.
"Twelve o'Clock."
"I feel terrible, how good was last night though."
"You look terrible aswell! You looked like you were having fun with lover boy last night though..."
Hayley pulled a kissy face.
Guess what? I didn't even care.
"Urgh, shudddupp! Look at sleeping beauty over there, how does her mane not suffocate her when she's asleep, frizz ease needed!"
I reached over and poked Rosie.
"Let's wake her up now, did you see her getting off with Liam pretty much the whole night?!"
Hayley laughed and threw a hairbrush at Rosie, "Rosie...Rosie..." she whispered.
The bed head just rolled over and grunted, time to crank it up,
"ROSIE!" we both yelled in her ear.
We are such loving, kind people.
That woke her up, while we filled her in, I checked my phone and smiled, a text from Harry!
It said:
'Hey babe, I had a really great night last night, we are down by the pool, see you soon hopefully, love Harry xx'
That was is cute! I could feel myself blushing as I read it. Nothing new, I swear I was a distant relative of a prawn.
"Haha, anyway what we doing today?" Rosie said before she picked up her phone and started grinning like a freak,
"POOL!" I informed, there was no way in hell that we were not going to the pool now...
Rosie and Hayley both started laughing, I guess they knew why I wanted to go there. Am I that predictable?
I bagsied the bathroom first and Hayley called it second. Ha, served Rosie right for hogging it yesterday.
I grabbed my stuff and legged it into the bathroom, suddenly I was feeling wide awake.
It took us about 40 minutes to get ready, God knows why, all we had to do was put on our Bikinis and sort our hair out...
I chose my pink bikini, pulled it on, put my beaded flip-flops on, brush my hair and plaited it to the side.
I shoved everything I would need in my furry beach bag. It is actually so cool, bright pink with googly eyes on it.
I was ready to roll. Literally. Just caught sight of myself in the mirror and mistook myself for a whale.
Mental note: STOP EATING YOU ABSOLUTE HIPPO.
I ignored the monster glaring back at me through the mirror and put on my mascara, I look half dead without it.
Thankyou Lord for waterproof mascara. Amen.
At last we were ready and practically skipped down to the pool, singing of course.
"Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road, follow, follow, follow..."
As we got to the pool area we saw Marian and Hannah soaking up the sun, I grabbed my sunbed, dumped my stuff and saw Harry and the other boys in the pool.
I had the best seat for oggling a topless Harry. Let's just say my eyeballs fell out of my head.
Hayley had already bombed in, to join them, crazy girl.
Harry looked over and waved at me, he actually looked a bit like a baby Tarzan!
Wait, did he have-? Oh my God he did. FOUR NIPPLES.
But I have to say he was looking FIT!
I dumped my stuff, and decided to join them all playing catch.
"INCOMING!"
I took a run up and bombed into the pool. If you can't beat them, join them.
Harry swam over and pissed himself at my expression when I rose to the surface.
"You are so mental Grace."
He pushed my mop off of my head and stroked my face.
If it had been anyone else I would have hit them and informed them that I am not a dog. Not that I could even if I wanted to.
I. can't. breath. He's killed me. I am dead. My ovaries have poofed. I need to text my mother- 'Trish' -and tell her that she is not having Grandchildren.
Then the boy just pinged my bra strap and swam away.
What the hell? I cannot understand him.
Zayn, Louis, Niall, Liam and Harry were getting pretty competitive, so me and Hayley went and sat on the side of the pool to watch, dipping our feet in and gossiping. Fit boys topless in a swimming pool was pretty good entertainment.
After a bit Liam got out and picked Rosie up and dunked her.
Me, Hayley, Marian and Hannah almost died with laughter at the expression on Rosie's face when she hit the water.
My laughter turned into a gasp when all of a sudden someone was pulling at my legs and I fell in the water, I felt some arms around me pulling me up, spluttering for air, I opened my eyes to see Harry grinning, carrying me.
I was in the arms of the fittest boy I had ever seen. Result.
Harry then let me go and swam over to a bunch of sluts, he was flirting shamelessly. Little tart.
I looked at Harry and stuck my finger up at him, he grinned, shrugged and turned back to the whores.
If he was going to play hard to get then so was I.
Part 7
"Is she dead?"
*Grace's P.O.V.*
Tonight me, Rosie, Hayley, Marian, Hannah and the boys were going clubbing, yet again.
But before we went, the girls and I decided to go shopping down the local high street, to get souvenirs for the fammo. Not that the embarrassment I have to call my mother deserves anything...
"So Marian, how far have you got on the snogging scale, eh?"
Hayley started off the teasing by poking Marian in the ribs.
We all fell about laughing, except for Marian who turned into a bit of a tomato. Hmmmm...
"Urmmm, this is awkward, well Niall wants to wait, so not the whole way, if you, urrrm, know what I mean, about as far as possible without the whole thing happening..."
Marian looked really embarrassed and by this time we were all laughing our heads off.
All of a sudden Hannah stopped laughing and looked like she was going to cry,
"Awwww, honey whats the matter?" Rosie hugged Hannah as she started to cry really loudly and hysterically, we were attracting a lot of attention by now.
"Guys, lets go into the toilets, people are staring."
What the frigging hell was going on?
When we got to the bathrooms, Hannah calmed down enough to tell us what was going on...
"I think, I think I'm pregnant." Hannah sobbed.
Bloody hell, okay, we weren't expecting that!
"Oh my God, hunn."
"Han, are you okay?"
"When?!?"
"Is Lou the Daddy?"
Hannah looked surprised, "Yeah of course he is... I would never cheat on him, I love Lou!"
"Okay, have you done a test yet?"
Hayley had her arm around her, Hannah's mascara was all smudged, and she looked a bit like a panda.
"N-n-noo," Hannah started crying all over again, "I was too scared."
"Okay, wait here you guys me and Grace will run and get you one, be back in five." Rosie said.
We walked out of the toilets and bumped right into Liam, wow, I didn't want to stand here while Rosie and him were snogging and flirting.
Me and Harry still weren't officially together, but we were definitely past the just friends zone.
If ya get what I mean... Not like that you dirty gits!
I rolled my eyes and caught sight of the curly haired charmer himself.
I smiled to myself, he was so cute! He waved for me to come over to his side of the road. I wasn't exactly going to argue was I?
"Rosie, you can wait here with Liam, the pharmacy is just across the road, and Harry's over there."
I winked and started walking towards the road, Harry was smiling at me, showing off those dimples.
Can you get pregnant by having eye sex? I think I just did...
-Bringgggg, Bringggg-
My phone, it was probably my mum, the road was clear and I started to cross, looking in my pocket for my mobile.
The stupid brick wouldn't shut the hell up. It doesn't help that my ringtone is the tweenies theme tune... Don't ask.
I heard someone screaming my name, Rosie, I whirled round and heard the skidding of wheels, and then -
-everything went black.-
*Rosie's P.O.V*
"NOOOOOOOOO, GRACE!"
I began running towards her, only to feel someone holding me back, Liam.
"GET OFF ME, SHE'S DEAD!!" I tried to untangle myself from his grasp, but he was too strong.
I saw Harry running towards Grace, she looked so lifeless and I felt sick, I had to go towards them...
"Liam, get the others, CALL AN AMBULANCE, and the police."
I felt so helpless, there was nothing I could do, finally Liam let me go and I ran towards her, dodging the pile up of cars that had been brought to a stand still.
There was a crowd around Grace and I could make out Harry kneeling on the floor next to her, he was sobbing and stroking her hair, I pushed my way past everyone, and knelt next to him, I heard him whispering in Grace's ear but I couldn't hear what he was saying.
"Is she dead?"
"I don't know, how could this have happened?" Harry looked distraught, running his hands through his hair, he started to shake his head as if he could wake himself up, like this was just a bad dream.
I wished desperately that it was.
Part 8-
*Louis' P.O.V.*
I didn't know what to do, Rosie and Harry had gone with Grace in the Ambulance, the rest of us were just in shock for a minute before Hayley snapped us out of it.
"GUYS! WE HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL NOW. LOUIS CALL A CAB." Hayley screamed, she was crying and shaking like crazy.
"I'll do it." Zayn kissed Hayley on the forehead, put his arm round her and called a cab.
-Two hours later-
We had been at the hospital for over an hour and a half now, stuck in the waiting room, unable to do anything. I was hysterical I was Grace's oldest friend and knew her better than anyone else, how could this have happened?
"I feel really sick" Hannah had gone green; she looked like she was going to throw up. Marian and Hayley exchanged worried glances but I felt too tired and upset to think about it anymore.
Hannah ran off towards the toilet closely followed by Hayley and Marian. Rosie was crying over in the corner and Liam was comforting her, Zayn and Niall were just sat there looking helpless whilst Harry was sat swaying back and forward almost pulling his hair out.
After the ambulance ride Grace had been rushed off to surgery whilst Harry and Rosie had been told to come and sit down as they couldn't tell anything so soon. I couldn't take it anymore, I needed air.
I stood up, everyone looked at me but didn't ask where I was going.
The air was nice, there was another girl standing outside. She has long dark hair, brown eyes and tanned skin. She looked up at me and smiled at me. She looked Spanish but I don't know.
" What you doing here then?"
"My friend..." My voice broke at the word friend.
"Sorry to hear..." Her voice trailed off, "I'm Cher" she said smiling again and holding her hand out.
" I'm erm Louis." It seemed weird and foram to shake her hand but I did it anyway.
We talked for ages, and next thing I know I was kissing her.
"No sorry I can't believe I just did that, I have a girlfriend!" I was crying again.
"It doesn't matter, why do you care?" She replied, and came back to try and kiss me again.
"Louis are you okay...Wait what is going on here...?" Zayn said from behind me, I looked at him eyes wide.
"Louis, what are you doing? Grace is in hospital fighting for her life, and you having a snog sesh? You have a girlfriend."
Part 9
Grace's P.O.V*
Oh My God.
'Oi, do you mind?' I grumbled, opening one tired eye.
"Oi, do you mind?" I grumbled. Some mug was shining a frigging light in my eyes.
My head was pounding. Did I have a bitch of a hangover or what?
I struggled to open my eyes.
Where the hell was I?
The last thing I had remembered was seeing The hottest frigging boy I had ever seen smiling at me and me melting...
Slowly I moved my hand up to touch where my head was sore; my fingers felt weighed down. Bloody hell.
"She's stirring."
"Do you think she can hear us?"
"Guys, you're confusing her."
I heard familiar voices whispering to each other; why were they all sitting around my bed staring at me?
I felt like I was in a bloody zoo.
"Grace, can you hear me? Are you alright?"
Harry's voice sounded distant, all of a sudden I was wide awake, my eyes snapped open.
Ouch. Not a good idea. I quickly shut them again.
Maybe opening my eyes so fast wasn't the best plan. I tried again, this time allowing my eyes time to adjust and focus to the light slowly. Better.
"No... I'm half left..."
"What?! Wait... oh. Grace that's not funny..." Marian did not look amused.
"I'm going to die any minute now. You guys need to accept that, I'm afraid. I'm going to miss you all very much but I am going on to enjoy the rollercoaster of the afterlife..."
Harry rolled his eyes, "Stop being silly Grace! You aren't going to die!"
"You can't get in the way of this Harry, it's inevitable."
"SHUT UP!" "you aren't dying!" They'd all got involved now, except Louis and Hannah who both looked as though they were going to throw up - weird.
Of course I knew I wasn't going to die - even though I felt like I had, 5x over- I was just trying to relieve the tension that was present in this room.
"Okay, okay. I'm really hungry though!" As if to prove my point my stomach growled. Attractive.
My voice sounded thick and muffled; I sounded like Louis Shpence.
What was going on? I struggled to sit up. I failed. I'm not the most graceful of people as it is, but today my body didn't want to co-operate and I ended up looking like a slug. Finally giving up I slumped back down in defeat, that's when I noticed that I was wearing one of those disgusting hospital robes with no back. SOMEONE HAD TAKEN OFF MY BRA! My dignity was gone.
"Grace you need to rest, you've had an accident." Rosie sounded serious, I couldn't ever remember hearing her sound serious before. Weird.
I looked around and took in all my friends, Hayley, Lou, Hannah, Marian, Zayn and Nialler, all smiling sympathetically at me. To my left was Harry, he looked a state, his curls all matted. How could He manage to look rough and gorgeous at the same time? Not fair.
I steadied my hand and took the glass of water Hayley was offering me. My mouth was sooo dry. I glanced at the tubes in my left hand, ew. I hate needles so much. I quickly downed the whole glass and looked at Louis, who was crying. I knew for a fact something more was going on with him; maybe Hannah had told him? I glanced at her, the petrified expression on her face told me that she hadn't. Did she even know for certain? I clearly hadn't managed to buy the test for her.
God. What a frigging mess.
"What happened? Did I die?" I looked at them, trying to make them laugh a bit.
Harry reached over and held my hand, "No, but I thought you'd died." His voice was shaking.
I smiled at him, oh my god he was perfect. AWWWWWWWW. What a cutie.
"Move over Romeo." Rosie pushed in front of him, ruining the moment. grrrr. I skewered her with my worst glare, then just burst out laughing, I'd just get her back later, "Basically you got run over." She hugged me. "You've broken you're left wrist and you're left ankle. You were unconscious for about 6 hours. We were so worried.'
That explained the hand and why all my friends had bags under their eyes. I got run over? I remembered seeing bright lights and someone screaming. Trust me to come on holiday and get run over.
"Are my Mum and Dad coming?" I didn't want to ruin their Holiday; they were in the Caribbean for 3 weeks.
"I called them straight away, they were going to book flights, but I knew you wouldn't want them to come all the way over here, so I promised that you'd call them as soon as you were up to it. We promised to look after you." Hayley said. Trust Hayley to know that I wouldn't want my Mum stressing.
My friends could always get around Trish better than I could. She is mental. It's quite sickening admitting that I must take after her.
Part 10
Rosie's P.O.V
Today wez going to da wata park innit? As Grace's mum would say, if my mum ever said that I think I would die on the spot but then again that's the kinda of thing my dad would come out with.
It's been a whole week since Grace's accident, we'd spent most of our time looking after her because the doctor had said she had to say in bed for the week. I personally thought she was milking it, we had to take turns in looking after her coming back and forth from the beach and pool while she stayed in the pig pit that was our hotel room.
Today we wanted to do something fun that doesn't include babysitting Grace, also we are going home tomorrow and we had some extra cash to spare. This holiday has been so eventful and I've met people I never want too lose.
"I'm glad we got the early bus, this place is getting packed by the second" Niall says, from where we stand in the queue, at the front. Then he started singing Baby by Justin Bieber and the other boys joined in just to pass the time.
"Well, well, well I knew Lou could singing but you four!" Grace says enthusiastically.
"My singing is between me and the shower" Harry say jokingly.
Zayn and Hayley are looking at each other strangely, do they have telepathy or something cos they look like their having a unspoken conversation, I'll have to ask her about that later.
"I did audition for The X Factor but I didn't get though, it wasn't shown" Liam said sadly.
"You should start a-"
"THE GATES ARE OPEN!!!" Hannah exclaimed. Speaking of Hannah turns out she wasn't preggers after all. Phew.
We all paid then went to find a sunbeds and umbrella.