ME: Are you a monkey?
MM: Not that I can see.
ME: Do you like bananas?
MM: In pudding.
ME: What's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you?
MM: A monkey ate my truck.
ME: What is the weirdest thing you have ever said or done? I know there are a lot.
MM: I watched a monkey eat my truck.
ME: Were you that monkey?
MM: Everything I said was a lie. I am not a monkey, but I still can't find my truck. I think a monkey ate it. *Yawns*