Tumblr stories

بواسطة Tingerss

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Completed ❤️ A collection of stories from Tumblr ( Sometimes twitter threads that are hilarious) to make you... المزيد

HELLO!!!
Tampons...
I am pretending that i'm dead... Help?
Phone call...
Polite conversation...
Death dates...
Falling mob...
The jacket...
OTP's...
Jelly beans...
Bungalow...
Intense game...
Tortilla chips...
Hallucinations...
Mirrors...
Marker pens...
Hail satan...
Blind...
One shoe...
Kiss...
Friends...
Dogs are the best...
Potential love...
Pads...
Shampoo...
Barking mad...
Murder...
What is heavier?
Days...
Red M & M
Rocks...
The black market...
Neil Armstrong...
Theme park...
Shrek...
Ice cream...
Nachos...
Basement door...
Penguin...
Virgin...
Sesame street...
Teeth...
Guinea pig...
Bus...
Future apartment goals...
Pregnant bird...
Drop the bass...
Breadsticks...
I testify...
Fergalicious...
Messy room...
P.E teacher
Monopoly...
Liking someone...
Kids menu...
Hungry...
Time travelling...
Dreams...
Oversized hoodies...
Starving...
Car accident...
Drunk man...
Stupid...
Famous author...
WOW!!!
Book...
Prom?...
Infernal singsong...
Undying love...
Peanuts...
Dogs are the best pt 2...
Me at school...
Other...
Murder...
Coming out...
Mental scar...
TV repair man...
Hair colours...
What a time to be alive...
Calm down...
Anti-feminist...
Wings...
Hell...
Other...
Moana...
Bi...
Lock pick...
Not-jason...
Iphone 8...
Christmas list...
Blueberries...
Housewife...
Soda...
Croissant...
Things to remember...
Pickup lime...
Door handle...
Reading in the car...
Adam and eve...
Kelly...
Bathroom cleaner...
Chamber of secrets...
The closet trap...
Football...
Get in the kitchen jokes...
Garbage disposals...
Ants...
Coming out pt 2...
Ajax soap...
Inspirational pun...
Lesbians...
16 years...
Types of fear...
It get's better...
Eat myself...
Mermaids...
Tuesday...
Guess whos home...
Family stickers...
Blood...
Necessary...
Notebooks...
Conspiracy theorists...
Train etiquette...
Brushing teeth...
HELL YEAH...
Twins...
Lesbian aunt...
South canada...
Netflix avatar...
Centaurs...
Dentist...
Banana bread...
French...
Sugar...
Santa claus...

No phones allowed...

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بواسطة Tingerss

So at our school there are NO phones allowed but we still take them to school because we're Idiots and today the class president almost ran the door down and yelled "HIDE YOUR PHONES THE HEADMISTRESS WILL CHECK YOUR BAGS AND WILL TAKE THEM AWAY IF SHE FINDS THEM!" And for like 5 seconds you could see the pure horror and then people started panicking and taking off their shoes and putting their phones there, some put theirs in their  underwear, one girl put it in her fricking hair. Some hid their phones in their books. A girl I hate taped hers under her seat and I hid mine in my bra and my earplugs in my shoe. You could see bullies helping victims  hide their phones and asking them if it was obvious that they hid their phones on their pants and after the horror had passed people were yelling because their phones smelt like dirty feet. IT WAS AMAZING!

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