Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry so so so very sorry !
I would have updated but a whole lot of drama happened which involved :
Alcohol. Lol no, I'm not even legal yet. And my religion doesn't allow it. Plus I hate headaches and the idea of a hangover does not appeal to me.
It involved :
My phone breaking. Me lazy to get a new one. Final exams. Me getting my brother's phone. Me finding out it has little to no memory. Me going to 9th grade. Me finding out that my teachers suck. Me finding out that my math and chemistry teachers were ones who were my elder sister's teachers as well. Me finding a way to fix my old phone. Me being reunited with wattpad. And currently I have my first bi-monthly exams next week and I don't understand shit in physics.
-:-
"So like, how does your whole Jashinism work ?" Sakura asked with genuine curiosity as she bit into her onigiri as Sai nodded, agreeing to her question. He would have said something but he was too busy chewing dango.
Hidan put on a thoughtful face as he thought of how to explain what he was so proud of,
"So, its like this, right ? Jashin-sama is the god that we Jashinists follow and basically, we're fucking allowed to kill any fucker without him unapproving of it. In fact, he likes it when we sacrifice some bitches and encourages us to keep up the killing of all the motherfuckers. He granted me immortality... Well... its not really immortality as no fucker is fucking immortal but you can say that it is possible to be virtually immortal. And all I have to do is kill some bitches which I definitely fucking like to do and don't bitch about at all."
Hidan grinned in pride and gulped his sake down as Sakura nodded in interest.
How they managed to get the zombie combo to eat at a little food place with them and talk ?
Well.....
– Flashback –
Sakura raised her hands in mock surrender, "I'm only here on a friendly call don't worry."
Kakuzu raised an eyebrow in disbelief as Hidan got a tick mark and started shouting profanities at them for the first and last time they had met. He clearly was not happy about being tied to a tree.
And the tree was so hospitable. A shame that he was being so ungrateful.
Sakura sighed, "Look, I'm only interested in your religion and wanna know more about it."
Hidan paused. It wasn't everyday people were interested in his religion.
.... Except maybe his fans and many narutards... *cough* what ? Who said that ? *grins*
Hidan contemplated this but looked like he was gonna disagree so Sakura bribed him with something no one can say no to :
Food.
I know. She's cruel. But Kakuzu wasn't won over so Sai sighed.
(Am I the only one who laughed at 'Sai sighed')
"Don't worry about your precious money, we'll pay."
Kakuzu stood there for moments before he sighed as well and nodded.
Sakura grinned and dragged them to the nearest food selling place she could find.
– End Of Flashback–
"So basically you can die but not from being wounded or even something as severe as decapitation ?" Sai inquired in hidden awe.
Hidan nodded, with pride running in his veins.... and arteries because those poor things are always left out.
He hadn't said anything about his jutsu or how his techniques worked but Sakura inwardly applauded him because if he did tell them those then he was the dumbest person ever... after Naruto of course. Because who the hell gives away their techniques especially to enemy ninja.
Kakuzu was quietly enjoying his onigiri and green tea as he observed the two ANBU in front of him.
They seemed genuinely interested in his idiot of partner's religion and didn't seem like they would have minded if Hidan wouldn't have agreed. They also didn't seem to see them as Akatsuki members or S-rank criminals or even enemies but just some shinobi who were strong and intriguing.
It was weird but for some reason Kakuzu liked not being seen as all that for once.
He stayed quiet as Sakura said something that made Hidan and her laugh as Sai shook his head while smiling.
The three were acting like friends instead of enemies and Kakuzu felt that it would become a normal occurrence.
And strangely enough, he didn't seem to mind that thought.
"Should we inform leader ?"
"Not yet Zetsu. Let's just see how their relation with Deidara turns out as they're already fine with Itachi, Kisame, Hidan and Kakuzu. They seem suspicious of me though. It seems I gave myself away too much."
"Once Deidara and those two seem comfortable with eachother we would try to convince those two to join, right ?"
"Yes, but be patient. It won't happen so easily unlike how easy it was with the other four to get along with them. Knowing Deidara, he'd be a bit stubborn with the excuse that they're enemies."