Perv: Hey baby girl whats
Good?
You: I told you not to call
me that. And it's fuckin
3am pervert what do you
want?
Perv: I just finished
work. Aw did I wake
you up?
You: Wtf do you think?
Perv: If I was in your bed
with you, I could make you
nice and sleepy again ;)
You: You're disgusting,
Really.
Perv: But I know you'd
love it
You: I'm going back to
sleep. Goodnight.
Perv: No baby don't
sleep yet.. Wait til I
get home at least. I'm
bored in the car :(
You: ffs P or whatever
your name is, I'm tired!
Perv: It's T and you
should remember that,
cause you're gonna be
screaming it one day
You: The fuck I will!
Perv: You said it,
Princess ;D
You: what kind of job
do you do that you
finish at 3am anyway.
And why are you in a cab?
Perv: oh is baby girl
finally interested in
me? ;) I can tell you
everything, height,
weight, hair colour,
length, girth..
You: ffs I asked about
your job pervert!
Perv: one of the few
things I can't tell you.
And I'm not in a cab ;)
You: You're a male
prostitute, aren't you?!
Perv: Only for you
baby. And my rate is
free ;)
You: ... I'm going to
sleep now
Perv: But I'm having
fun texting with you
You: I'm tired.
Perv: fine. I'll text you
in the morning.
Goodnight! :-*
You: Yeah.. night..
Perv: IT'S MORNING
PRINCESS
You: SERIOUSLY FUCK
OFF I HADN'T EVEN
PUT MY PHONE DOWN
YET
Perv: Well technically it
IS morning babe
You: -___-" "babe"?!
Perv: cause you're a total...
*wink wonk* ;)
You: har har now fuck
off and let me sleep
Perv: funny thing is
though, baby girl...
Perv: You're still talking
to me XD
Perv: huehuehue is
someone interested
in me finally?
You: I honestly don't even
understand why I didn't
think of this earlier...
Goodnight, pervert!
-puts phone on silent-
Perv: think of what?
Perv: baby girl?
Perv: COME BACK!
Perv: If you don't message
me back there will be
words to be had!!
Perv: I wanted to sext
before bed :(
Perv: fine.
Perv: IT'S NOT FINE BUT
SLEEP WELL BEAUTIFUL
AND I WILL MESSAGE YOU
AGAIN LATER! :-*