babygyeom:
congrats
you got a piece of dat ass last night
gaybum:
the fuck
babygyeom:
don't act innocent
both youngjae and jackson told me
gaybum:
what how does jackson know
babygyeom:
youngjae told him
gaybum:
why did youngjae telllllll
he told both you and jackson?
and then jackson told you
ugh wtf
i'm not going to hear the end of this am i
babygyeom:
no
you're not
how was he
he said you were great
gaybum:
that's a lie
i was awkward and confused
but of all the three other times i have had sex before that was probably the best
babygyeom:
you've only had sex four times
are you kidding
you look like a sex god or something
i swear a few people orgasmed when they walked into the shop and saw you
gaybum:
um thanks?
but yes i've only had sex four times
leave me alone
babygyeom:
i've gotten laid more times than you have
gaybum:
okay that doesn't really count
they're probably all just bambam
babygyeom:
fine
you're not wrong
gaybum:
ha
now leave me alone
babygyeom:
no but i want to know
gaybum:
i'm not telling you anything
protect your innocence
babygyeom:
i have none
gaybum:
bambam hasn't fully corrupted you
not yet anyway
you can still be saved
babygyeom:
it's too late
now tell me
gaybum:
no
now go back to word or i'll tell jackson to have your pay decreased
babygyeom:
i'll be on my way
gaybum:
bitch you better