exp had just got back from performin on show champeeon. they were all sweatin alot, especially hunter.
"omg hunter oppar" koki yelles, jumpin onto his back "wow oppar is all wet"
"no koki you fucking idiot it's sweat"
"fuck off frankie nobody likes you anyway"
"hunter you need to fucking shower it smells horrible" sime yelles to huntre
"your mum smells horrible" hunter joked back trying to be edgy!!! woot dank memez!!!111 "fine i'll go shower after i post on tumblr"
"omg tumblr let me follow you daddy" koki yelled
"no fuck off koki go kill yourself"
"daddy no"
"koki stop"
"but daddy-"
"KOKI SHUT UP THIS IS WHY NOBODY ADOPTED YOU"
"oh shit boi" sime whisper
"anyway feel like dis wash a bop"
"it's 'was' you shit"
"nobody ask you fucking smartass"
"oml bad words"
"koki you're still here?"
"of course oppar now let me suck your dick"
"no what the hell"
"daddy whuts ur tumblr"
"@urmumsucksdisdick"
"omo"
"HUNTER WHAT THE HELL"
"sorry sime papi"
"hunter stop this nobody wants"
"i want hunter"
"koki just go kill yourself"
"omo exp oppars are being neomu neomu neomu rude. haishhh"
"oh fuck off koki"
":("
"how did you even say that what the hell"
";)"
"did you just verbally wink at me"
":))"
"koki oh my god"
"sorry papi :((("
"WE NEED IT TO FEEL LIKE THIS!!!!!!!" sime suddenly yells
"omg that song is great oml"
"koki, fuck off"
"bUt dAdDy"
"why is koki even in the band"
"because y'all love me"
"where lol"
"well, hunter does"
"i do?"
"HUNTER WAEYO JSJSJSJ I HATE U"
"you cant say that. you literally asked to suck my dick like 5 minutes ago"
"not the point. now youre being jeongmal rude"
"koreaboo"
"sime go away. i swear me and hunter are the only normal on-"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE CHOGIWA"
"oh fucc"
"anezeo! exp imndia, yeorobeun, uri from exp planet! we are two! saranghaja or some shit"
"omo exo!!!"
"exo who? exp are better"
everyone decided to leave the room and honestly i dont blame them apart from koki because koki is a little shit. he stayed until about 5 minutes until he ran towards his room that was filled with pictures of hunter.
"yes hunter daddy" koki moaned as he pumped his 1mm dick "mMMmMmmM eat me picture~nimmmm"
"koki--"
"OMO HUNTER PAPI"
"that's it we're disbanding"
"thank god" frankie said
"shut up frankie"
"oh fuck off koki we're returning you to the adoption centre after this"
"omg waeyo hunter oppar-"
"KILL ME"
___________________________
ohohoohohoho
kill me what the hell is this
you don't see this
be blessed with kyulkyung
y'all deserve this after having to deal with that
and eunwoo because jung eunwoo is a blessing omg
also minah's body rolls are great
okey dokey yo im going
stan exp
~Jess