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"i think you broke the lock on our door!"
"oops!"
"the hell?"
"what's wrong?"
"this isn't slapjack, rocky."
"huh?"
"this is speed, you dumbo."
"oh, i didn't know."
"in slapjack, you slap."
"quite a lot too, moron."
"you shut it, reina."
"who's playing right now?"
"we're doing a tournament thingy, i just won against Luci."
"i want in."
"and who are you?"
"you don't need to know."
"she's a handful of piss."
"sure, that."
"so you're pissy?"
"not pissy. just a handful of it."
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i ate some green grapes too fast and now i have the hiccups i mean i dont like myself a lot but i think i deserve better than this