the signs as things BTS says
Aries: "I-I hate snakeu"
Taurus: "I have eaten 2130 bowls of rice."
Gemini: "Why so serious?"
Cancer: "You got no jams."
Leo: "That's my shiteu."
Virgo: "oH mAn hOLy shIT."
Libra: "INFIres."
Scorpio: "Sexy porn star."
Sagittarius: "ExcuSE MEE."
Capricorn: "Turn up."
Aquarius: "Chicken tits."
Pisces: "You like this chain? 3 dollars."