signs as V quotes
Aries: "In BTS, I'm in charge of being the secret toilet."
Taurus: "I see why girls cry over me."
Gemini: "Even when I'm in the toilet, I still think of our ARMYs."
Cancer: "Sometimes, I turn off the light in the bathroom and pretended to be in my mother's womb."
Leo: "I bite my tongue very frequently."
Virgo: "Let's go party, turn up!"
Libra: "I like girls who are cold on the outside but warm on the inside."
Scorpio: "Stop playing hard to get, before I kick you in the butt."
Sagittarius: "I accidentally cut my real hair and almost ruined my life."
Capricorn: "I just ate lunch but I can't swallow it because of you."
Aquarius: (talking to a piece of kelp) "Hello, what's your name?"
Pisces: "I'm always the same because I'm perfect."