Koshka:*lays scout traps every where and use echo with her ult.
Taka: *X-retsu-ing every enemy hero and diving too hard, resulting in him having KD ratio of 1:1
Catherine: *supports very well*
Joule: *5 SHATTERGLASS 1 FROSTBURN ULTIMATE*
SAW: Serpent+Sorrowblade+3 tyrant+Breaking point= impossible to kill
Petal: can't do shit, always try to one on one the SAW always dies
Krul: *fails every ult* reason: watched too many videos where people throw the sword backwards, thinks he can do the same.
Adagio: Weapon Power-unkillable
Crystal Power: Destructive
Support: (too godlike for support)
Ardan:*everytime ally low on health uses vanguard* result: allies are unkillable, especially when they are Joule and SAW.
Celeste: these guys are morons, let's show them girl power!
*1 v 3 and kills all 3 like a boss*
Vox: *dancing to 'can't touch this'*
*dies in like 1 minute away from Base*
Skye: SUPA SONICCCCCC
*dies to turret cos decides to take turret without minions*
Baron: *goes wp, destroys everyone*
Phinn: *breaks the tablet by accident*
Kestrel: Stealth stealth stealth
Ozo: using B like an asshole with his aftershock( aftershock Ozos are annoyingggggggggg)
Flicker: *support build with echo for ultimate*
Glaive:*does so much damage with his basic attacks that they ban him from using...himself*
Fortress: bruh how does he play?
Lyra: *Imperial sigils and bright bulwarks everyone*
Samuel: *puts everyone in the room to sleep them troll the game and them*
Lance: decides to troll, goes 5 shatterglass and an echo
Gwen: side by side with Ringo
Ringo: right beside Gwen(and usually dies cos Gwen just leaves him to die)
Rona: 3 v 1? EZ
Alpha: 3...2...1... BOOM!
Blackfeather: literal poke with his B
Idris: dodged every stun with his A and ultimate
Reim: I'm too old for this shit!
Somehow win a 1 v 3 and take kraken
Skaarf: *sets fire to the tablet*
Baptise(new hero): ...dafuq? *lets his shades play with it, somehow they hack and have 3 Baptises on one team*