Dear not-legimate scientists
Yuu have offended me SO MUCH its a record. I almost exploDED into a BAKED POTATO thats how mad i was. You in fact are a SCOK and should be SOCKED by a WND SOCK!!!! I hope you know the consequencelaysfis of your acions of making me mad!!!!! You HAVE NOAT speken with my aparents becuz I ATE THEM so HAH in your face transparent-brian stopid scienticsts who dont know me or mah lyfe
Sincerly
A CANNIBAL