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"Don't you have work today?"Jimin said as he picked up the phone.
"Don't you have work today?"
"I don't actually, it's my day off."
"Oh."
"Did you call in sick again?"
"Why do you always assume that?"
"Well did you?"
"Yup."
Jimin sighed, "What do you want again?"
"I'm bored."
"And?"
"You're my bestfriend."
"And?"
"I love you a lot."
"And?"
"I need some new clothes."
"And you need me because?"
"I'm broke."
"You still haven't paid me back the last time you borrowed some money."
"But hyung!"
"But what?"
"... You weren't supposed to say that hyung! You were supposed to say "Ok Taetae I'll come with you to buy some new clothes and don't worry you can use my money to buy them, no problem.""
"What kind of idiot do you think I am?"
"A cute, sexy, glamorous, beautiful, adorable one!"
"Flattering will get you nowhere."
"So does that mean I'm going online shopping with your credit card?"
"Taehyung!"
"What?"
"You're unbelievable."
"That's all? I called you cute and glamorous and you call me unbelievable hmpff!"
"You're going to be the reason why I get wrinkles, Tae. How about this, I'll call one of my friends to go with you shopping and you can spend their money all you want, okay?"
"Okay Jimin hyung! Send me a text so I'll know when to expect them to come pick me up 'kay?"
"Yeah, yeah. Talk to you later Tae!"
"Bye bye Jiminie!"
Thank god I got out of that one, Jimin thought as he sighed, running his hand through his hair, now I just need to call someone...
"Hello... Jimin?"
"Hello Kookie!"
"How did you get my number again?"
"My brother gave it to me, you know, Yoongi?"
"You're his brother?"
"Yup, now I need to ask you for a favour."
"I don't even know you, why should I give you a favour?"
"Because it involves you and V."
"Ok, I'm in!"
"There's just one little thing you have to sacrifice though..."
"Sacrifice? Oh wait, I think I know the answer to this one!"
"You do?"
"Yeah, it's my wallet right?"
"How did you know?"
"Figured as much that V would be a bit spoilt."
"A bit?!"
Mostly dialogue but I needed to put this bit in before Kookie and Taetae go shopping!
Fun fact: I'm actually going "shopping" (not really cause I'm broke, but at the same time yes, really cause I'm not broke to buy food) tomorrow with my bff so yayyyyyyyyyy.
Now for the Vkook spam: