"I am a highschooler and I am literally just going to annoy Pete Wentz over the internet until he notices me."
"I'm in a successful punk rock band that everyone likes so I'm obviously going to just quit doing that, smoke a bunch of peyote with some Native Americans, and sing dance pop."
"I graduated art school and have finally landed my dream job at Cartoon Network, so obviously I'm just gonna not do that and sing about vampires."
"A pretentious teen wearing socks and sand las just interrupted my conversation to tell
me I got music trivia wrong. I am going to make my entire life about him singing with me."