Use your amazing imagination to imagine this scenario:
Person: *says something insulting*
Me: *slaps him/her so hard that they land on Uranus and die due to natural causes include lack of oxygen and extreme cold*
Me: *shrugs* Death due to natural causes...
Other people: *staring at me*
Me: That's a natural death!!
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Heyo people!! I know I hadn't published a joke in a lllllooooooonnnnnnnggggggg while, so yeah, here's a joke for you.. Honestly, I've thought of doing that a lot of times but natural causes may not be what everyone may think the person died of.. *insert thoughtful emoji* Anyway, hope things made you smile, at least.. HAVE A HAPPY AND FUNNY TIME POPSICLES!! (damn A/N probably longer than the main material)
Love and Savage Cherries
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