A/N 1: OKAY, WELL AFTER A WHOLE YEAR DODIE AND I FINISHED THIS BOOK. Thank you so much for dealing with all the name changes and everything, and also for 1k reads! Book two coming soon!
Love, Cat & Dodie
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(A/N 2: I don't own the idea of writing in bloopers, though I thought it would be fun to try writing some myself)
MISSY PEREGRYM
max winchester
DANNEEL HARRIS
rachel singer
JARED PADALECKI
sam winchester
JENSEN ACKLES
dean winchester
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From 1x13 "Route 666"
Jared Padalecki / Sam Winchester was sitting in the driver's seat with Missy Peregrym / Veronica Winchester in shotgun and Jensen Ackles / Dean Winchester in the back seat holding a movie slate
"Common mark, all around. Everybody's having a great time" he closed the slate "smack it!"
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Jensen was wearing a hat that says "supernatural 89" over a rainbow shooting star cartoon. He made silly faces into the camera, blinking and fake crying faces.
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From 1x18 "Something Wicked"
Jared, Daneel, Jensen and Missy walked down the corridor of the hospital in formal suits
"Veronica I am not going to use this ID" Jared / Sam told them
"What? Why not?" Missy / Veronica asked him
"Because it says Bikini inspector on it!" Jared / Sam told her
From behind, Jensen was trying not to laugh
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Jared / Sam stood in front of the front desk, Missy / Veronica and Jensen / Dean waiting further away
"Hi," Jared / Sam said, "I'm doctor Jerry" he paused, forgetting his name "O'Connell," he said, before breaking character and laughing, Missy and Jensen bending over laughing. The three started walking back to where they start their scene
"What's my name?" He asked
"Caplin" Jensen asked laughing
"Wait that's my name isn't it?" Missy asked
"Oh yeah 'hi Jerry'" Jensen said sarcastically, causing Missy to laugh more
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From 1x13 "Route 666"
Inside the Impala, Sam and Rachel were in the backseats, Missy was in shotgun and Jensen was in the driver's seat.
Jensen was holding up a movie slate
"Scene nine take three"
He closed the slate and put it down
"YOU TOLD HER?!" Jared / Sam said to Jensen / Dean from the back seat
"Shut up," Missy said, putting her hand on Jared's face and pushing him back jokingly
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From 1x13 "Route 666"
Missy / Veronica and Jensen / Dean were "sleeping" in the back
Jared / Sam was in the driver's seat and Danneel / Rachel was in shotgun wearing sunglasses.
"Why don't you wake me up when it's my turn to drive," she said, leaning on to Jared's shoulder then falling down onto his lap. Missy and Jensen "woke up" and looked at the scene laughing a bit. Jared / Sam shushed her, brushing his hand through Danneel's hair before finally breaking character and laughing too.
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From 1x11 "Scarecrow"
Outside the Gas station, Missy, Jared and Jensen were standing by the Impala.
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From 1x10 "Asylum"
Jared stood in the corridor alone, picking his nose. Missy / Veronica walked over to him
"Dude I got it," she said, putting her finger towards Jared's nose and pulling it away before it goes up, the director yelling "CUT" once he does and the two started laughing
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From 1x13 "Route 666"
Jensen stood outside next to Missy and Jared. It was snowing. Jensen opened his mouth, trying to catch the snowflakes. Missy started to laugh and he closed his mouth, laughing too
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From unknown
Jensen / Dean and Missy / Veronica were in the front of the Impala, talking and giggling
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From 1x14 "Nightmare"
Jared / Sam and Missy / Veronica looked at each other nodding
"Twin telepathy," Sam said
"TWIN TELEPATHY" Missy shouted loudly. Jensen Leaned in over the camera making a face into it as Jared and Missy laughed
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From 1x11 "Scarecrow"
"Goodbye, Sam," Dean said. Veronica shook her head at dean
"You ass," she said. She paused a moment before turning and looking in Sam's direction. "Sam" she called, he ignored her "Sammy wait up!" she grabbed her coat and sprinted after Sam / Jared but tripped up and fell on the floor. The four burst into laughter. Danneel ran over to help Missy up, who was also laughing.
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From 1x02 Wendigo
Jared, Missy and Jensen stood facing Callum Keith Rennie / Ranger Roy, Alden Ehrenreich/ Ben Collins and Gina Holden/ Haley Collins
There was a long silence
"Alright," Jared said "awkward"
"Okay," Jensen said
They all started to laugh
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From 1x14 "nightmare"
In the miller house Brendan Fletcher / Matt Miller was sitting in a chair Jared / Sam was posing as a priest
"Hey I'm Sam," Jared / Sam said "I'm sorry about your dad"
"What kind of a priest are you?" Matt / Brendan asked
Fake Flashback
Sam, Dean, Rachel and Veronica all stood at the door, wearing costume priest outfits, tight-fitting and showing their arms as there were no sleeves, dressed as "sexy priests." Veronica and Rachel stood between them wearing "sexy priest" outfits too
End flashback
Sam / Jared laughed lightly "yeah that's a good question"
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From 1x13 "route 666"
Jared / Sam, Danneel / Rachel, Missy / Veronica and Jensen / Dean were standing outside by a police car. Jared / Sam looked down at them
"Wanna make a snowman?" He asked
"Yeah" Missy / Veronica answered
"Do you hear that bomb" Jared / Sam asked.
They paused and listened to a noise before all running off
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From 1x19 provenance
Missy stood by the driver's seat and honked the horn to "wake" Jensen up. Jensen laughed up, making Kung fu poses and gestures causing Jared and Missy to giggle
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Jensen slept again. Missy honked the horn. Jensen jolted awake, speaking jibberish
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Jensen slept yet again. Missy honked the horn giggling. Jensen jolted awake "Kelly Clarkson!"
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From 1x16 "shadow"
Danneel / Rachel made kissy faces into the Camera as Jared, Missy and Jensen acted in the background
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From 1x19 "Provenance"
"Ready?" The director Called from off-screen
"Yeah" Taylor answered
"Let's take it to the one before" the director nodded
Missy made a circling motion with her hands "and I'm just turning around?"
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"And there have been others before that" Missy / Veronica said "Where ever things thing goes, people die"
"Well then I'm going with you and that's final"
"What? No" Missy / Veronica said as Taylor / Sarah crossed the room to face her "Sarah, no. I-I-c-you" Missy broke character and stopped, laughing.
Taylor laughed too
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"Crazy but, if you're right about this... " Taylor / Sarah trailed off and started laughing whilst saying her lines because Missy was making faces
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Missy was standing facing the camera and trying not to laugh. Jared made a fart noise and Missy just completely lost it. The director called cut
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Outside the city call, Taylor / Sarah and Missy / Veronica were sitting on a small wall.
Jensen / Dean and Jared / Sam poked their heads in between them and looked into the camera
"Are we interrupting something?"
Danneel poked her head in from the other side and they all giggled
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Missy, Jensen, Danneel and Jared were filming a message to their fans, leaning against the Impala
"From.." Danneel began, but everyone else started laughing, causing her to laugh too.
The crew laughed too.
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"This would be much better if we were leaning on the Mustang" Danneel joked. Jensen looked at her with a fake angry face and pointed behind the camera
"Get out" he joked
The four of them started to laugh again
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"Dude, you're not Sam," Jensen told him.
Jared just started laughing again.
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"We wish you the happiest of holidays," the four said at the same time
Missy looked at all of them "that was really nice" she said
Danneel started giggling again
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Danneel, Missy, Jared and Jensen leant on the impala wearing big coats with fur hoods, scarfs and woolly hats.
Jared spoke with an over the top accent, mocking Missy "From our Family here at Supernatural..."
Missy began to giggle
"I hate you." she joked
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Danneel, Missy, Jared and Jensen leant on the impala wearing big coats with fur hoods, scarfs and woolly hats.
Jared spoke with an over the top Canadian accent "From our Family here at Supernatural.."
"We go wishin' ya.." Missy said with an over the top Canadian accent "a good old Happy holiday"
"Happy holidays!" Jensen said over the top of Missy's "happy holidays", as did Jared and Missy
"Ye-hey"
"Eh that was a good one," Jensen said in his accent.
They paused a moment then started to giggle
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Instead of speaking with accents, the four pretended to be freezing cold, all huddled together like penguins. The four were shaking and shivering, their voices shaking too
Missy blew into her hands as Danneel was barely visible in her coat as Jared spoke
"From our uhh... f-family here at S-supernatural"
Jensen rubbed his hands together "to all of your families out there"
"We go wishin you the happiest of holidays," Danneel said, her voice shaking and muffled from the scarfs on her.
"H-happy holidays," Missy said.
The four of them all pulled their hoods over their heads more
"Where's the eggnog?!" Jensen shouted
"Save yourselves!" Jared said
They pretended to make a run for it
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Missy, Jensen, Danneel and Jared waved awkwardly into the camera
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From 1x11 "scarecrow"
Jensen / Dean was looking at the scarecrow with Danneel / Rachel behind him
"Dude you fugly"
"Yeah almost as fugly as you" she smirked as Jensen turned to look at her, struggling not to laugh as he started fake crying
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From 1x19 "provenance"
In the club, Missy / Veronica walks over to two women at the bar
"Ha, alright. It is time to turn it up to 11"
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Retake
She walked over to the women again "Ladies" they smirked at her "did you miss me?" She laughed "I'm just kiddin. Listen I talked to my producer"
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Missy / Veronica had already walked over to them
"Let's get some shots huh? Shall we?" She looked from girl to girl "it's gonna be a good night. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?"
"Cut!" The director called. They all started laughing
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From 1x19 "Provenance"
Jared and Jensen were practising closing the doors so they were synchronised.
"1, 2, 3" the director called
The two closed the doors later than the director yelled laughing
Missy and Danneel laughed whilst sitting in the back of the impala
"123GO" Jensen said quickly, mimicking the speed the director said it as to say it's too fast
"It was too fast," Danneel said nodding and pointing at the crew as she looked at Missy who nodded
"One more time" Missy said
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Retake
"1,2,3"
They got in, so close to closing the doors at the same time
They all laughed
"You know what?" Missy said, pointing at herself and Danneel "We'll do it! We'll do it!"
"Silence!" Jensen insisted pointing at the director
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"3, 2, 1" Danneel and Missy shouted
Jared and Jensen closed their doors at different times despite, causing Danneel and Missy to laugh.
"I wanna try! It cannot possibly be this fucking hard, guys!" Danneel exclaimed in a fit of laughter
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Jared and Jensen stood outside watching as Missy and Danneel got into the Impala
"3, 2, 1," they said at the same time. The two closed the doors at the same time perfectly and everyone on set started laughing
"Fuck you guys!" Jensen said as the two got out giggling
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From 1x07 "Hook Man"
In the woods, Jensen / Dean propped up the arsenal with a shotgun. He stood up straight, hitting his head on the lid of the trunk
"Ah, fuck"
"You alright?" Jared asked her
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From 1x19 "Provenance"
Outside the Blake auction house, Jensen / Dean climbed over the fence, jumping down on the other side.
Danneel did the same.
As did Missy.
Jared / Sam climbed up the fence and tried to jump over the edge. His foot got caught, causing him to almost fall but he caught himself before he did.
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From "Bugs" (1x08)
Missy / Veronica was looking ahead, glaring whilst in character. Missy then looked into the camera and smirked, winking and clicking her tongue.
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From "Dead in the Water" (1x03)
The water rose up and flipped Bill's boat over. The boat vanished, Bill vanishing with it.
Jared / Sam, Jensen / Dean and Missy / Veronica were standing at the dock watching.
Jensen jumped into Jared's arms, doing a classic "shaggy and Scooby-Doo" jump, Looking around scared as Missy clutched her stomach giggling
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From "Hook Man" (1x07)
In the back room of the church, Missy / Veronica was holding a shotgun.
"Sam," Missy / Veronica said. Jared/ Sam looked up. As Missy / Veronica threw the shotgun, Jared / Sam threw the necklace. Missy missed it, having to lean down as pick it up
"I got it!" She said, running off down the hallway behind him crazily
Jensen / Dean laughed and ran after him the same way
Jared / Sam giggled and leaned down.
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Jane Mcgregor / Lori Sorensen stuck her tongue out at the camera
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From "Hook Man" (1x07)
Jared / Sam, Missy / Veronica and Jensen / Dean stood in Lori's bedroom
"Does this look familiar?" Missy / Veronica asked.
"What was that?" Jensen / Dean asked.
They all looked to the side
"Cut" the director called
The three began giggling
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From "Route 666 " (1x13)
Danneel / Rachel glared at Jensen / Dean
"You know what Dean?! You can just-" she bit her lip, trying not to laugh at the face Jensen was making off-camera "God fucking damn it!" The two burst into laughter
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"You know what Dean?" she asked. She paused glaring at Jensen before bursting into laughter, Jensen doing the same
"I didn't do anything!" he told them.
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"You know what Dean?! You can just-" she bit her lip, trying not to laugh at the face Jensen was making off-camera "Fuck!" She yelled. She laughed and covered her mouth "I can't... I can't... I'm sorry!" Jensen started laughing as well
The director called cut.
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From "Hook Man" (1x07)
Missy was standing with her arms folded, looking down and smiling.
Jensen was heard laughing off-camera.
Missy looked over at Jensen / Dean
"Don't laugh at me, Jensen, fuck you."
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From "Skin" (1x06)
Amy Grabow / Rebecca Warren and Jensen / shifter!Dean sat on the couch
"You are disgusting! Just gets the f- get the hell out of here!"
"Okay one more time," the director told them
"I wanna say "fuck" sorry," she said laughing
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From 1x19 "Provenance"
Taylor / Sarah opened the door for Missy / Veronica.
Veronica had Mr potato head like toy lips in between hers that weren't showing on camera.
Taylor broke character and started giggling as Missy leaned down to fake kiss her then leaned up, taking the lips out and laughing
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From 1x14 "nightmare"
Sam, Dean and Veronica all stood at the door, wearing costume priest outfits, tight-fitting and showing their arms as there were no sleeves, dressed as "sexy priests. Veronica and Rachel stood between them wearing a "sexy nun" outfit
"Hi I'm Jean," Jensen / Dean said "This is Ace and Karma We're new Chip n Dale dancers, we just moved in next door"
"Can we come in?" Missy / Veronica asked
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From 1x03 "Dead in the Water"
Missy / Veronica, Jensen / Dean and Jared / Sam were all standing at the door
"US wildlife service," Missy / Veronica said. Veronica / Missy held up her badge and put it back into her pocket
"He'd like to scratch your dick if that's okay," Jensen / Dean said. Missy / Veronica managed to keep a straight face, as did Jared / Sam who just nodded
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From unknown
Jensen / Dean laughed maniacally, looking into the camera from shotgun as Missy / Veronica was in the driver's seat
"Did you eat a fucking.. dead pig?"
"Three of them" Jensen replied
The two pretended to drive down the road crazily
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From 1x15 "the benders"
A makeup artist sprayed Jared with hairspray. He pretended to eat the Hairspray
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From 1x04 "Phantom Traveler"
Jared / Sam and Danneel / Rachel sat next to each other on the plane giggling
"Did you fart?" She asked. Jared nodded laughing
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"So.." Danneel / Rachel began. She sniffed the air and squeaked, trying not to laugh but failed, leaning away from Jared and laughing "it's so bad!"
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From 1x20 "Dead Man's blood"
In the alley, Jensen / Dean had parked the Impala. Missy / Veronica was in shotgun and Jared / Sam was in the backseat.
"Vampires?" Jensen / Dean asked over dramatically. Missy / Veronica was the only one not to break character out of the four of them
"Oh my god, people. I'm so sorry" Jeffery / John said
"I don't believe you Dad" Missy / Veronica told him
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From 1x06 "Skin"
In the Warren house, Jared / Sam was sitting on the couch.
Missy/ Shifter!Veronica stood behind him and swung the bottle at his head, but the glass didn't break. They both began laughing
"One more time," the director said
Jared laughed more.
"You can't harm me!"
Retake
Missy/shifter!Veronica swung the bottle at Jared / Sam. This time the glass broke and he pretended to fall unconscious
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From 1x19 "Provenance"
Taylor / Sarah and Missy / Veronica were sitting at the table. The two were looking at each other, struggling not to giggle
"Cut!" The director called
"So I'm really glad you're-" Missy looked over at the director as Taylor started giggling
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The waiter was bringing something to the table but he dropped it. Taylor made a small sequel trying not to laugh, but that set Missy off. They soon started all giggling.
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From 1x19 "Provenance"
In the restaurant, Taylor / Sarah and Missy / Veronica were sitting opposite each other
"Would you like to go on a date?" Taylor / Sarah said to Missy / Veronica
"I didn't ask you that," Missy / Veronica said.
Taylor / Sarah looked at Missy / Veronica. They paused then started giggling hysterically
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Missy / Veronica was looking at a menu, pursing her lips as she flicked through the pages.
She started giggling for no reason, causing Taylor to giggle too
"Stay with us stay with us come on!" The crew members said
"Still rolling," they told them "still rolling"
Taylor and Missy try to settle down. They pulled straight faces, obviously trying not to laugh.
"Does the um-" Missy began, laughing slightly. Taylor started giggling again which caused her to laugh hysterically, leaning in her chair clapping as Missy did the same
"I think we're cutting there," the director said
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Taylor / Sarah spoke
"Although you seem to have a hard time getting out the word-" she paused and breathed, but for too long
"What word?" Missy asked laughing. The two began giggling hysterically again.
"Settle, settle," the crew members told them
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Missy made Kissy faces into the camera
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From 1x01 "Pilot"
Dean picked up a cassette tape and put it into the car
"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole"
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From 1x19 "provenance"
Wind blew paper everywhere. A piece of paper hit Danneel / Rachel in the face
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From 1x11 "scarecrow"
Danneel / Rachel was looking through her bag. Found the weapon she wanted and pulled it out
The lightsaber glowed blue
"Use the force, Luke," she said
Missy began giggling
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From 1x17 "Hell House"
They began getting ready to leave the table
"Man, I think that midget stripper gave me herpes." Jared/ Sam joked as they all got up
The four of them started giggling
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Jensen / Dean's face was in that frame
"People believe in Santa Claus, how come I'm not getting h-" Jensen cleared his throat the laughed sarcastically
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Missy / Veronica pretended to be asleep
"It's a symbol," Sam / Jared said as Missy / Veronica pretended to sweep, fake snoring loudly "Thinking about Mordechai" Jensen / Dean looked like he had an Idea
"Chimichangas," he said
Veronica / Missy "woke up"
"what?"
They all giggled
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"No, what's the line?" Danneel / Rachel asked "so" she began "Okay I'll try it," she told the crew member "So," she said "People are on the hellhound website. I mean I don't know, but maybe it's enough to bring bleh-" she paused and sighed "Jesus Christ"
"To bring Jesus Christ back?" Jensen / Dean asked seriously
They all giggled
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From "Provenance (1x19)
Jared / Sam, Jensen/ Dean and Danneel / Rachel were all sat at the table.
"What?" Danneel / Rachel asked "No, come on, we can't leave Sam to mope around at a bar by himself," Jared / Sam gave her a look. Jensen / Dean rolled his eyes and leaned in to whisper something in Danneel / Rachel's ear. Danneel tried to remain in character but soon burst out laughing from what he whispered
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Retake
Jensen / Dean rolled his eyes and leaned in to whisper something in Danneel / Rachel's ear. Danneel immediately started giggling. Jensen started laughing too
"You wanna tell us what it was?" Jared asked. Danneel shook her head, still laughing
"No, he doesn't."
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Retake
Jensen / Dean rolled his eyes and leaned in to whisper something in Danneel / Rachel's ear. She started laughing again
"Jesus Christ, man." The three of them were all giggling now
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Retake
Jensen / Dean rolled his eyes and leaned in to whisper something in Danneel / Rachel's ear. She shifted and cleared her throat before giggling again
"Oh, come on!" Jared complained. She remained laughing uncontrollably
"I'm sorry!"
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From "Nightmare" (1x14)
Missy / Veronica stood outside next to Susinn McFarlen / neighbour woman
"Suicide," the neighbour woman said "I can't believe it"
Missy / Veronica wiped her nose, intending to stop but didn't. She chuckled "there's snot just coming out of my nose"
They all chuckled
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From "Scarecrow" (1x11)
Jensen / Dean touched the back of Jared / Sam's head
"Don't touch me" Jared / Sam joked, pushing his hand away and pushing him off "You should be kissing my ass dude"
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From "Hell House" (1x17)
Outside of the Ed and Harry's trailer. Jared / Sam, Veronica / Missy and Jensen / Dean were talking to A.J Buckley / Ed Zeddmore and Travis Wester / Harry Spangler
"I had to pee in a urinlal- a urin-" he started again "I had to pee in a urinal in that cell. In front of people."
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From "Devil's trap" (1x22)
Danneel / Rachel winked into the camera and blew a kiss
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From "Devil's trap" (1x22)
Danneel / Rachel looked at the crew with Jensen / Dean behind her
"Woah Woah Woah wait a minute guys we have to reset a prop," she said, taking one of the guns and moving it to the other table but she put it on the corner so it fell off. Jensen laughed a bit and Danneel sighed, giggling too as she picked it up and placed it on the table but it just fell off again.
"Seriously?!" Jensen / Dean asked. Danneel laughed and picked it up, this time purposefully pushing it off the table
"It's okay guys, I got it," she said, picking it up but just dropping it straight onto the floor, looking directly at Jensen who gave her a bitch face. The two burst into laughter at the exact same time.
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From "Devil's trap" (1x22)
Jensen / Dean, Danneel / Rachel and Missy / Veronica sat in the back of the Impala
Jared / Sam was driving with Jeffery / John in shogun
"Look we've still got the colt," Jared / Sam said "we still have the one bullet left. We just have to start over, I mean we already found the demon once, we can find I- AHHHH!" the five of them started flailing around and screaming unconvincingly
A bell rang, signalling for them to stop
The four laughed hysterically
"Alright, you guys happy?"