one day, the legendary emo daddy rodrick heffley was browsing through instagram when he came across a picture of some knock-off walmart bitch ass version of himself.
"TF, ISN'T THIS CORN GREASE? DOES HE NOT STOP???????? GREG!!!!!!!" he shouted for his brother.
A little, knock-off walmart bitch ass version of his little brother walked into his room.
"TF??????" emo daddy yelled, hitting knock-off walmart bitch ass version greg with his drumstick.
he ran down stairs to find a knock-off walmart bitch ass version of his parents eating downstairs.
"what is this??? some kind a weird alternate universe???" emo daddy thought to himself.
then, he felt a bag close over his head.
"surprise bitch," said a nasally voice.
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