karasuno is a mess.
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captain crow: team bonding group chat commences now
vice crow: this isn't gonna end well u know tht right daichi
captain crow: ya
little giant 2.0: COOL
setter swag: hi
little giant 2.0: pls change ur username.
setter swag: uh why
little giant 2.0: omg just change it it's so lame
setter swag: oikawa said it was cool??
COOLEST SENPAI: oikawa lied
ROLLING THUNDERRR: oikawa lied
yams: oikawa lied .. sorry kageyama!!
tsukishima: yamaguchi, that was cool until you apologized.
yams: sorry tsukki!!
vice crow: dear god it's like we're at practice
vice crow: are u guys,, EVER civil w each other or???
little giant 2.0: nope never
setter swag: ^^
little giant 2.0: KAGEYAMA PLEASE
[ setter swag changed name to kags ]
yams: neat
little giant 2.0: thx
kags: im here against my will and i still get bullied what kind of injustice
kags: not to mention little giant 2.0 is super fuckgn lame
tsukishima: hate to say it but he's right
little giant 2.0: harrassmenf wtf
vice crow: what's the point of a gc if we can't spill spicy drama am i right
vice crow: aha so daichi u first :):):)
captain crow: you are a morbid man
vice crow: says the guy that engaged in suggestive activities with the nekoma coach but go off i guess lol
vice crow: **** CAPTAIN fifndjdkkfnej that was bad
jesus: ..... i was abt to say...
COOLEST SENPAI: lollll asahi y is ur user jesus
jesus: peer pressure and bullying
jesus: @ noya
ROLLING THUNDERR: i did no such thing
little giant 2.0: so r we all gonna ignore that daichi apparently fucked kuroo
kags: i thought suga was datinh daichi???? & that ur kenna friend is dating kuroo
little giant 2.0: HIS NAME IS KENMA
little giant 2.o: but no (apparently)
captain crow: WHAT
captain crow: SUGA IM NEVER TELLING YOU ANYTHING AGAIN
captain crow: now the team thinks i'm fucking w kuroo. thnx
vice crow: no prob bud xx
yams: im confused aaaaaaa
yams: who is dating who???
little giant 2.o: * CRACKS KNUCKLES *
little giant 2.0: * ADJUSTS GLASSES SO THEY GLINT INTELLIGENTLY AND MYSTERIOUSLY *
tsukishima: hey
little giant 2.0: * SETTLES INTO ARM CHAIR *
little giant 2.0: hello my name is hinata shouyo and i have all the steaming tea you could ever want
kags: why why why did i decide to go to karasuno i could have avoided you
little giant 2.0: jkdkdksk anyways,
little giant 2.0: daichi is apparently in a relationship w kuroo. interesting
little giant 2.0: yamaguchi tadashi i believe i am aware of some gossip about you canoodling with a certain tsukishima kei
tsukishima: you shut your dirty mouth, shit stain
little giant 2.0: im typing the —
vice crow: LMAO
little giant 2.0: anyway im dating angsty beanpole
tsukishima: but im dating yamaguchi?
little giant 2.0: ya don't flatter urself bud
little giant 2.0: im dating kageyama
vice crow: KNCMDKSJSJKW WHAT
vice crow: WHEN THE FUCJKHNNNS
captain crow: breathe suga
jesus: even i noticed >.<
ROLLING THUNDERR: ^
COOLEST SENPAI: ^^
enno: ^^^
hitokaaa: ^^^^
kiyokooo: ^^^^^
vice crow: aww kiyoko & yachi have matching screen names :')
little giant 2.0: o ya theyr dating too
vice crow: im supposed to know these things yet here i am, sipping tea from HINATA.
vice crow: who am i..
captain crow: ya srsly who are you
vice crow: daichi keep ur filthy mouth shut i have so much dirt on you
captain crow: pff no u don't
vice crow: .... kuroo ~~
captain crow: KXKDNMSKSK S TOP
yams: .. idk how to respond to that
enno: i never should have said anything in this gc i already regret it
kags: i agree w ennoshita
jesus: so much drama
little giant 2.0: take a fucking sip babes
little giant 2.0: so kageyama u wanna go on a d8 l8r
kags: 1. don't type like that u fucking loser
little giant 2.0: uh oh it's a list
kags: 2. why do you say shit like that like it's nothing
vice crow: stop being tsundere and go on a date with your boyfriend u silly goose
ROLLING THUNDERR: gay
kags: aren't we all gay here
kags: or at least lgbt+
little giant 2.0: ##equality
COOLEST SENPAI: im not
little giant 2.0: aren't you dating ennoshita? suspicious face emoji
COOLEST SENPAI: .
enno: .
[ COOLEST SENPAI and enno have left the chat. ]
little giant 2.0: JDMMDKSKKE
[ little giant 2.0 added COOLEST SENPAI and enno. ]
little giant 2.0: no escape from hell
little giant 2.0: we die like men
captain crow: remember when i said this was supposed to be a team bonding chat
captain crow: bc i sure do :)
vice crow: uh oh daichi is mad
vice crow: where's kuroo to calm him down :(
jesus: u best block daichi rn suga
jesus: he's gonna kill you
vice crow: he would never
captain crow: lock ur doors koushi
vice crow: fffffffffffff
captain crow: turn on ur location, suga... i jus wanna talk.... :)
vice crow: ohhmyhifmslkjsm
little giant 2.0: is suga dead
kags: oh no
vice crow: i want to see some hard core mourning here
vice crow: your vice captain is about to die at the hands of your captain and all u can say is oh no
kags: oh no!
yams: nice
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brought to you with lots of suffering bc daichi kept autocorrecting to fairchild and kags kept autocorrecting to kays and lags
thnx for reading!!