Who do you guys ship with Octavian?
Frank: A tree
Thalia: No way! My tree friends are way too good for him!
Percy: Fine then, a book!
Annabeth: Hahahahahaha
Octavian: Seriously?
Leo: How about, a lump of coal.
Octavian: What the-
Percy: No objections, you may kiss the bride.
*shoves coal to Octavian*
No need to be mean guys.