• laughs at your outfit
• "even a horse would wear better clothes than you"
• "change or you can stay home, I can always go alone you know..."
• the clumsy one
• breaks your damn house when he breathes
• "you can't even take pictures"
• wakes up at 4am to tell you-
"spending too much time on your phone makes you dumb...but who am I even telling this...-"