January 9th, 2014.
“Jaime, what do you want?”
“Ooh, someone’s feisty today.”
“I’m at work! Well, let me think this over. Work or talk to my Taco. [In the distance.] Tim, I’m taking my break!”
“Well damn, I feel extra special.”
“You should! Thank you for getting me out of this hell hole of a job. It sucks. I get an hour and a half break, though, which is good. I get out soon, too. Thank God.”
“I’m a lifesaver.”
“Ha. The Irony of Choking On a Lifesaver.”
“You listen to way too much All Time Low.”
“I’m not ashamed of it, either!”
“Weirdo. You should be listening to Pierce the Veil twenty-four-seven, girl!”
“Trust me, I do. I fall asleep to my baby Vic’s girly voice.”
“I swear to fucking God, Lily, call my voice girly one more time…”
“Do you always have me on speaker-phone, Hime-Time?”
“Umm…”
“Yeah, because he’s always master–”
“OOOKAY I THINK IT’S TIME TO MOVE TO A DIFFERENT ROOM HERE WE GO WE’RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE.”
“Was Vic saying what I think he was saying?”
“Vic was saying something?”
“Yeah, he just–”
“I didn’t hear him say anything.”
“But he–”
“Coming, Jess!”
“Jaime!”
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