Me: ughhh... I don't wanna do this.
Pinko: might not be too bad.
Me: you have NO idea how much I fight with them!
Joker: how much do you fight with them?
Me: all my life.
Shadow: how old are you exactly?
Me: uhhhh *coughs* 9,500 *cough*
Everyone but me: WHAT?!?
Me: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!
Spade: YOU LOOK 15!
Me: well I'm not! I stopped growing around 1,000.
Shadow: your THAT old?!
Me: actually, I'm super young compared to the other time lords.
Spade: HOW OLD ARE OTHER TIME LORDS?!
Me: around 5,000,000,000 or something.
Everyone: ...WHAT THE HELL?!
Shadow: so what are we doing?
Me: we'll be facing some of my enemies.
Kaito: how many enemies do you have?
Me: well...too much for someone like me.
Shadow: who are we facing first?
Me: Davros. He is responsible for the daleks and have wanted to KILL me for the longest time.
Shadow: how long?
Me: since I was 500.
Everyone: THAT LONG?!
Joker: can we get a picture?
Me: you sure? He's really ugly.
Joker: I'm sure.
Queen: I'm curious too!
Me: ok then...
Joker: IT'S TOO UGLY!
Queen: oh my god.
Spade: I'm dead.
Me: I told you.
♧♤TIME SKIP TO AFTER DEFEATING♤♧
Shadow: THAT...WAS...HARD!
Me: WHAT DO YOU THINK I DO?!
Joker: WE ALMOST DIED!
Queen: *panting* that...was...horrible...
Me: welcome to my life.
Everyone except me: WHAT?!
Spade: just how many times do you face him?
Me: forever.
Spade: that gotta be hard.
Me: ehhhh not that hard. Anyway!! That's it for today! Put requests in the comments and...you know what.
Shadow: *killing me* DIE!!!
Me: STOP THAT!
Everyone except me and Shadow: SEE YA SOON~