1000 Funny Jokes ∫Part: 4∫

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1000 Funny Jokes ∫Part: 4∫
700) what guys think we do at sleepovers
701) spiders
702) hostage situation
703) WORST JOKE EVER!!!
704) friends -_-
705) ABCDEFG
706) date
707) banks
708) nerd wedding
709) facebook status
710) f***********************************************************ck
711) WTF
712) blow job
713) love birds
714) best memories
715) 2x + 5x2 / -8 + 21
716) Who's Moblie is this?
717) *mum takes phone away*
718) thats how much i love you <3
719) *pants*
720) ask me about my ability!
721) essay
722) one the phone with mum
723) LIVE LIKE SPONGEBOB!!
724) i dont think she likes me
725) when i saw you had a girlfriend
726) my week
727) accents
728) ABCDEFGHI JOKING!
729) ► ▌▌█▌ ◄◄
730) test
731) stalking
732) things not to be broken
734) punctuation
735) 5 fingers
736) scarcatsic
737) me and my friends sentences
738) remember
739) i'll love you forever!!
740) cleaning
741) cleaning
742) always speak the truth
743) **phone vinrates**
744) girl to calm down!
755) you should know this
756) cool story mum!
757) my parents would be so proud of me!
758) gangsta
759) that awkward moment
780) legend says
781) awkward moment
782) teachers call it
783) i wont forget
784) bitch please
785) S.W.A.G
786) lazy rule
787) please dont throw them on the floor
788) chocolate
789) see you later alligator
790) cant sleep at night
791) when i play x-box
792) YMCA
793) study know
794) why are you so wierd?
795) exams
796) etc
797) yes mum i am studying
798) morning news
799) sry should i go?
800)100% at school
801) why blood?
802) follow your heart
803) when your foot falls asleep
804) you look pretty
805) dont read the sentence
806) give it to me!
807) brittish accent
809) chocalate
810) laugh at yourself
811) why do u love 1D?
812) what girls want to hear
813) Boy Man
814) investigator
815) fsh
816) amy
817) do you have a bathroom?
819) valentines day
820) SO FUNNY!!
821) whats up?
822) Flappy Bird
823) flappy bird
824) dad will pay
825) done properly
826) this is really sweet!
827) yo mamas so old
828) 5 sexy guys
829) benefeits
830) answers my question
831) autocorrect
832) cool people
833) work
834) why arent you a leprechaun?
835) how life works
836) tumblr feels
837) things crazy cat people do
838) boyfriend
839) christmas
840) wreckin baaaaallll
841) plans
842) need a ....
843) YOLO
844) middle finger
845) exhausted wednesdays
856) fingered
857) born the..
857) beyonce
858) school life
859) after english exam
860) on mars
861) knock knock
862) i got lost because i wanted to!
863) directioners get ready to laugh your ass off!
864) cheese cheese tomato tomato
865) i think..
866) im broke
867) i said duck!
868) me at school
869) monkey
870) 3 days
871) mother - in - law
872) dead now what?
873) how to get a girl to go home with you
874) moth
875) crush
876) with my car
877) i love you
878) money DOES grow on trees
879) last year i gave you my heart
880) GOOD!
881) room
882) fridge
883) s.c.h.o.o.l c.l.a.s.s f.i.n.a.l.s
884) cinderella is proof
885) when i die
886) in a box
887) onions
888) im not old
889) to the fridge
890) dont study
891) posting things
892) im a ninja
893) flirt ;)
894) when you get a bf or gf
895) god made man
896) dont steal!
897) im not crazy
898) toilet paper
899) oh stahp it
OMG ITS THE END OF PART 4!!!

818) how was school?

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father: "hey sweety, how was school today?"

daughter:  "you can read all about it on my facebook!"

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