Cameron Pov
I get up and get dressed with Yeezeys all over. I step out of my shoe which is my house. I got my house inspired by goofy cause goofa loofa goffedo. I sway and sway go Donald trump singing his song called China. I can't wait to use my new shoes to climb over the wall. I see trump with his orange skin and god as his hair. It shines brightly with the sun rays. He points and says. Wait for it.........................China. I scream excitedly when he says that.
"OH MY GOD IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN MAN I LISTEN TO CHINA AND CHINA REMIX 24/7 :D" I yell and I hop up and down. The yeezey covering my peepee falls off and I gasp. I'm triggered I get my backup Adidas superstars and cover my peepee. I smile and walk gleefully away while I hear trump yell China. Oh what a great way to start off the day!