After I had bought some ice cream for the two of us we both sat down on a park bench near the water fountain
"I'm not allowed to go out until I memorize the interspecies ceremony"he explained waving his vanilla cone in his bird hands
"You mean "Interspecies Exchange bill" "
"It's too difficult for me to remember though so when the terminator wasn't looking"
"You mean coordinator"I corrected
"I ran away!"he cheered
"That can't be good!"I yelled
"No worries I've run away a few times but didn't get in trouble"he smiled "But they said next time I ran away they'd incest me what does that mean?"he asked
"I think they meant they'd deport you!"I said with a small gasp "Your in trouble"I sighed
"Troubled"he said to himself as he dropped his ice cream onto the ground it landed with a loud splat he looked down and started to tear up "I hadn't even taken a single bite yet!"he cried "It's too hard to hold"he sobbed he was like a little kid witch he probably was
"We hands like that it's no wonder"I thought "Do you want this then?"I a,send slightly kneeling down I didn't even touch my Popsicle yet so I figured why not let him have it
"Really?"he asked with a bright smile "Okay thank you"he thanked as he started to lick the frozen treat even though I was still holding it I felt kinda awkward
"Um c-could you hold it yourself"I asked a little red
"I might drop it again"he pouted
"It's really good"he smiled
"But this looks kinda wrong"I said to myself I looked around and mentally groaned when I saw people staring calling me a weirdo and a pervert
"I-I think that's enough ice cream"I said pulling the treat away from Papi's mouth it got all over his face making the situation look even weirder
"I'm all sticky"he complained I started quickly making my way towards a faucet
"You need to get cleaned up there's a faucet over there!"I yelled pointing to it but immediately blushing when Papi started to undress "What are you doing!?"I a,send blushing like a tomato
"Bathing!"he simply said
"But where are your clothes?"I asked looking at the ground
"Don't you know your supposed to bathe naked?"he asked
"Did the birdbrain just make fun of me"I asked myself
Papi let out a sigh and jumped back into the water "This feels great"he smiled "It's so nice that you have baths in the city"
"This guy is clueless about human society I mean even as a bird you can't be this birdbrained"I said right before Papi used his claws to pull me into the water "Don't just stand there play with me!"he smiled holding my face in the water I was trying to break free from his grasp when he finally let go my head shot up and I gasped for air
"Stop it!Leave me out of this!"I demanded
"I found you!"I turned my head around when I saw Miia
"Miia how did you know where I-"I stopped talking when I realized he had an extremely dark aura around him
"You bird brat you kidnapped my darling and now this!"he snapped his expression turned from full rage to slightly annoyed "I'm so jealous"he spat
"What!"I yelled
"I want to steal my darling away and elope with her too you make me jealous it can't be legal!"he yelled
"What you wanna fight?!"Papir asked as he started to get annoyed
"Wait what are you two-"I was caught off guard when Miia wrapped his tail around my neck pulling me
"You bird brat I'll make chicken soup out of you"he growled
"What was that!?"Papi asked in an angry tone as he slashed his talents at Miia ripping his shirt and hitting me on the head causing a little blood I fell back into he water and sighed
"You two are putting on quite the show having a petty fight like this"I growled
"Huh?"they both said looking up I followed their gaze and saw a bunch of people looking up into a tree
"No one's looking"I mumbling but stopped talking when I saw a little boy stuck on one of the highest branches of a large tree holding onto the branch for dear life
He kept mumbling mommy "She can't get down"Papi gasped
"Isn't this kinda dangerous?"Miia asked
"You two are dangerously naked put some clothes on"I demanded ha ding Miia my dark orange jacket so he could cover up his chest Papi quickly put on his clothes and smiled wide
"Don't worry leave it to me I'll peck him until he falls"he cheered skipping towards the tree
"Don't do that!" As he jumped in the air about ready to fly up he fell flat on his face "I can't fly because my wings are wet"he complained
Miia and I let out a sigh "Don't worry leave this to me"Miia smirked "Lamias are good at climbing trees"he explained as he started crawling up the tree with ease
"Miia..."I mumbled as he was slithering up the tree I noticed leaves started to stick to his snake body and head when he finally found he small boy he got scared and fell out of the tree Miia lunged his tail out so the small boy could grab it but he missed Papi flew up the highest he could and caught the boy in hip lap
"My wings are too heavy!"he complained as he and the small boy both fell I somehow caught the, and was now laying on the ground Papi sat up as his legs were on both sides of my chest so he was sitting on my stomach
"You saved me"
"Good job Papi that was cool"I complimented giving him a thumbs up Papi seemed really happy and soon returned the boy to his mother Miia was standing next to me a little embarrassed he still had a bunch of leaves in his hair
"I tried too"he mumbled
"It's okay I know"I chuckled leaning up and wiping the leaves away we both turned around when we saw some police guy on a bike
"Huh I heard a child was stuck in a tree"he mumbled
"Too late"Miia spat as Papi walked in the middle of us I placed a hand on his head and smiled
"This one hear got him down safely"I explained
"Really thank you for helping"he smiled giving a small salute "By the way your non-human exchange students right where are you host families?"he asked
"I have my darling"Miia said
"Are you going to incest me now?"Papi asked
"I told you it was deport!your going to be kicked out of this country"I whispered
"What?!"he gasped folding his bird wings together
"Hm are you..?"the cop mumbled as Papi clinged onto the short sleeve of my black shirt I looked down at him and made a serious face then placed a hand over my chest
"I..I'm his host family they're both staying with me"I announced
"Darling.."Miia said with a smile
"Then let me see your papers please"the cop ordered we all froze
"What!oh no!"we all yelled the cop gave me a serious look while I was sweating
"Are your papers-"
"They're right here"we all turned around when we heard Smith-Kuns voice he was holding an ID card of Papi
*Back at The House*
"That's amazing how did you get the papers for him on such short notice"I asked as Smith-Kun took a sip of his coffee
"I already had them"he answered "Huh why?"
"I couldn't find anyone who'd host a repeat runaway so on my way to the force-I mean ask you to take care of him but he ran away"Smith explained my eyes widened a little
"You're the coordinator Papi ran away from?Wait you mean"
"So on that note Papi-Chan this is your new home"Smith-Kun said with a smirk
"Really?!"Papi gasped
"What!"Miia hissed
"She's the master of the house so make sure you listen to her"he explained
"Yay!Yay!Yay"Papi cheered
"Wait can they both stay at the same time?"I asked
"Why not"
"Smith-Kun your really careless aren't you"I sighed
"Papi-Chan don't run away again"Smith ordered Papi ran to my side and grabbed onto my arm
"Don't worry I don't understand complicated stuff but I did learn one thing!I just need to stick with my master from now on right?"he asked pressing his chest firmly on my arm
"Hey master let's take a bath together let's pick up where we left off"he cheered pulling me into the hall
"Don't pull"I whined "And actually"I turned to Miia who just smiled and shrugged his shoulders
"Why not Darling keep Papi-Chan company"he instructed I nodded as Papi finally pulled me away just as we stepped into the bathroom Miia bursted in knocking the door down
"Darling never mind I'll keep him company!"he growled as the two got undressed and walked into the bathroom I laid on the floor with my head slightly bleeding
"Can my body survive this "