Doggo was the very best doggo in all of Doggopolis. Doggo loved to dance around with his fellow doggos all day. One day an evil little boy named Michael came to Doggopolis and "SAID FITE ME BITCH."
Doggo accepted his fate. His destiny was to fite with Michael.
Doggo's eyes met Michael's, and they both saw giant red text - filled with DETERMINATION - launched forward.
Doggo sent out his very loudest bork, but it was not loud enough to defeat Michael. Doggopolis was soon in ruin. Perhaps they were too evenly matched..
The two nodded at each other, and went off together, to fite everyone they met.
As friends.
~Maysa the Memelord