(1) New Video from ohsnapitzlevi!
"Hey, babies! I know it's been awhile since I last uploaded a video here.... like [laughs], a really fuckin' long time!
But I actually want to just let y'all know my exciting news that I've lowkey been hinting at."
"I'M GOING ON TOUR!!!! AAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!"
"Yeah, I'm LIKE COMPLETELY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!!!! I'M SO EXCITED THAT I MIGHT ACTUALLY PISS MYSELF!!!"
[Chris {in background} "NO SHE WON'T!!"]
[to Chris] "BABY, SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS AIN'T YOUR VIDEO!!"
[Chris laughs in the background]
"Ignore my dumbass boyfriend WHO SHOULD BE WORKING!!!"
[Chris continues to laugh in the background]
"Anywayyyyyy, I'm putting up the tour dates on the screen right now."
"I've got meet and greets set up at every concert, so y'all can come see me in person! I love hanging out with you, you guys are so cute and fun! I might even bring a few friends, too. There's merch for the tour too! It'll be coming out soon and I am OBSESSED with the designs! It's gonna be fuckin' fantastic."
"Can't wait to see your wonderful faces! See you soon!"
[Chris {in background} "So you don't enjoy seeing my face anymore, is that it?"]
[to Chris] "You know what I mean, you jealous little asshole!"
[turns to screen, laughs]
"Bye, love y'all."