once upon a time a dude named dean winchester fell in love with a angel named castiel. they were best buds, and they were living happily. but one day, cas fell from a hot air baloomZ. he got very hurt, causing the boo boos. he said to dean, "dena pls kiss me booboos and make better."
daena then kiss cassy and dun fixed him. cassy den grew wings and flew to the heavens. there he met the beutiful anelg jishua duna, who gave him magical band aids that made him be gay for the rest of his life. then de tru god tyler joseph came down and marred jish, whilst giving castiel the powers to have babies.
dena and cassy did the do (wink woNk ;;;;) ) and had a beautiful non gender child angelf man boy child baby boy jesus child named jesus jr.
jesus jr died.
beevo urine acaended from the grounds and said "sorry bb but u been bad" and gave him apple juice even tho he knew he liked orange juice better.
then jesus jr raised from the dead bc of castiels amazing gay anelg powers with his trenchcoat.
jesus jr then grew up to marry jish and tylers son nonu gender boy girl man woman dog cat non gender angel person named lucifer.
the end