Alien's It Girl (B.A.P - BAP)

By vaho1997

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Yang Haru was a normal looking, XXX-L sized girl with self-esteem issues until six Mato aliens come knocking... More

Alien's It Girl (B.A.P)
Chapter 2 Kidnapping the KFC Ahjusshi
Chapter 3 The Bad Beginning
Chapter 4 Exposed Private Parts
Chapter 5 Invisible Aliens
Chapter 6 Alien Human Sandwich
Chapter 7 Zelo Discovers Cherry Tomato
Chapter 8 Where's Zelo?
Chapter 9 Like A Blonde Porcupine...
Chapter 10 Slapping Yongguk's Butt
Chapter 11 Himchan's Special Sexy Hot Cakes
Chapter 12 Lesson 1: Aliens love James Bond
Author's Note
Chapter 13 Football bonds males together.
Chapter 14 Who's My Baby Girl?
Chapter 15 Do you like balls?
Chapter 16 Happy 2561st birthday!
Chapter 17 Daehyun's version
The Author's Note
Chapter 18 Look Out! Aliens On The Run!
Non update
Chapter 19 Blood Thirsty Warriors Building a... Sandcastle!
Chapter 20 Battle For The Buffet
Chapter 21 The Date and The Disaster
Authors Note
Chapter 22 Lesson 2: Brownie Bear's Manners
Chapter 23 B.A.ngtan Block
Chapter 24 Zelo Is Cute, So Your Argument Is Irrelevant.
Chapter 25 Daehyun Proves A Theory
Chapter 26 Lesson 3: How To Torture An Alien
Chapter 27 How To Seduce Using A Vegetable
Chapter 28 That XX
Chapter 29 Cut A Hole In Your Pants!
Chapter 30 "I'm Glad We Had This Chat."
Chapter 31 A Black Bundle Of Trouble
Chapter 32 Weird Matokian Candy
Chapter 33 Chicken Feather Duster Attack!
Chapter 34 Five Males In Victoria's Secret
A-a-author's n-n-note...
Chapter 35 A Genuine Apology
Chapter 36 Our Cute Litte Ramyeon Pie
Chapter 37 You wanna B, Block B?
Chapter 38 Jaehyo's Naughty Hands
Chapter 39 Kimchi Burn
Chapter 40 Ready To Rock And Roll!
Chapter 41 Jongup Bells
Chapter 42 Love Is Free French Fries?
Chapter 43 Attack The Floor!
Chapter 44 Take Off Your Shirt And Lie Down.
Chapter 45 "Pink Is Life!"
Chapter 46 New Queen Bee
Chapter 47 Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows
Chapter 48 Excuse Me For Be Beautiful
Chapter 50 Butterflies, Toothbrushes and Frog Essence no.5
Chapter 51 A Rose, Coupons and Constipated Ostritchs
Chapter 52 Haru The Juice Box, Stresss~
Chapter 53 Haru Is Beef!
Chapter 54 Glitter and Unicorns!
Chapter 55 Froggie The Frog
Chapter 56 Frogblocker
Announcement
Chapter 57 Planning An Assassination
Chapter 58 Down The Toilet, In A Broom Closet and Teeth Marks
Chapter 59 Hello Kitty Bribe
Yet again another one.
Chapter 60 Sappy Love Songs And A Cucumber
Chapter 61 Brought To Justice
Chapter 62 A Sad Sack Of Potatoes.
Chapter 63 Green Tea and Walking Sticks
Chapter 64 Let's Keep This PG 13
Final Author's Note.

Chapter 49 Pirate Bear Hostage

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By vaho1997

Hello Lovelies!

I was in Hong Kong, Macau and South Korea. YES! I WAS IN SEOUL!! :D Sorry for not updating. This chapter was meant for Valentines day. Here is the rushed update. I might not be able to update soon.

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Haru's POV

           "Brace yourselves guys." I said while walking next to them, the crowd of students parted like we were some kind of famous celebrity.  "You know what day is it right?"

          "Well there are flowers." Himchan began,

          "And pink!" Zelo pointed out,

          "And hearts everywhere." Jongup waved the heart pen he received from a girl by the bus stop. 

          "And chocolates" Daehyun added gleefully,

          "And couples hiding in bushes." Yongguk grumbled.

          "That could only mean one thing..." Youngjae said, all six guys joined the dots and yelled. "It's Valentines day!"

          "What is Valentines day?" I asked, testing them on their knowledge. 

          "It's a day when girls give guys chocolates." Daehyun licked his lips. "I'm going to get so many chocolates!"

          "Valentines day." Himchan shrugged, "How bad can it get?"

          "Excuse me, Himchan sunbae?" A normal girl stepped forward.

          Himchan turned around, his face was completely emotionless.

          "I... uh...." The poor girl stammered, "I made these chocolates by myself. I hope you enjoy them. I.... uh.... Happy Valentines day."

           Himchan nodded and accepted the box of obviously homemade chocolates. As soon as she went away, Himchan strolled over and waved the chocolates. "I have a box. Oooh yeah! Let's bet who will get the most chocolates today."

          "Don't be so mean at the girl. You barely smiled at her." I chided and pushed him.

          "Rephrase. I didn't smile at her." Himchan grinned, "My image won't allow me."

          "What image?" Zelo scoffed,

          "His cold emotionless prince image.  All the girls wish that they are the ones who will melt his frozen heart." Yongguk rolled his eyes, "He's been obsessing over his image ever since we entered this school."

          "My heart belongs to you, my sweet potato." Himchan threw an arm around my shoulder and pecked the top of my head. Then he turned to Yongguk and threw his other arm around Yongguk's neck to choke him playfully. "You too, Gukkie."

          "Oh get off." Yongguk and I pushed Himchan off us in unison.

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          Just before B.A.P and Haru were heading down to the cafeteria for lunch, they all opened their lockers which were conveniently lined in a row. Various things spilled out of their over stuffed lockers. All the things were gifts from anonymous people. I took out a small box from my back pack and began, "Guys, I-"

          "I've gotten a lot of chocolates today." Daehyun smacked his lips and rubbed his hands. "Ooh, Cadbury!"

          "I made-" I tried again.

          "I've got a lot of cards and letters." Jongup opened up his bag which was so stuffed, the seams were going to burst and the cards fell down hopelessly, 

          Himchan plucked a random letter out of the bag and read, "Dear Jongup, ever since the first time I saw you... blah blah blah, I really like you. blah blah blah" He scanned the letter and picked up another letter. "I like you Jongup, I love you Jongup, I will rip my clothes off for you Jongup.  Ugh gross."

          "I don't even know what to do with all the chocolates and sweets I've got." Zelo pulled out a swirly lollipop which made all the other sweets drop. Zelo caught the candy with his shirt and sighed.

          "Throw it away or give it to someone later." Yongguk shrugged, "Its bad for your system."

          "These are for-" I watched the guys sighed and scratch their heads wondering what to do with their over flowing amount of Valentines day gift. I don't want to burden them with my own gift nor did I want to place my mine onto their mountain of gifts and have them forget about mine. I opened my own locker and was faced with a white bear with an eye-patch, holding a box of chocolates.

          "Did you guys...?" I asked them and they came over to my locker. Zelo plucked the teddy bear out of my locker with two fingers and a look of irritation on his face.

          "What is this. Hyungs did you give anything to Haru?" Zelo wrinkled his nose and flicked the bear's black nose. His hyungs shook their head and held the bear up, inspecting and sniffing.

          "I believe this is an offering from her admirer." Youngjae hissed.

          "An admirer?" Jongup said darkly,

          "It's got a scent. I don't like it." Himchan growled

          "Chop it's head off and hang that on a stick, then burn the body with fire." Daehyun said immediately in all seriousness, but I snatched the bear and tossed it safely back into my locker.

          "If that bear goes missing, you're all to blame. It's my present, not yours. I'll decide on how to take care of it."

          "In Matokki culture, once the male and female are in a relationship, if she is still pursued, the male will have to challenge all her admirers." Yongguk explained in a soothing tone, He turned to the other five tense guys and said, "B.A.P remember, this is earth. Earth is unlike Mato planet. Relax it's just a toy."

          I was pleased the Yongguk was starting to let go, relax and respect my wishes but once I turned around and started walking until he thought I couldn't hear him anymore, I heard him whisper, "But I agree with Daehyun. Burn it."

          "I repeat, if I can't find the bear in my  locker after lunch, you guys are held responsible." I said calmly with my back against them. Himchan jogged up to me and linked our arms together. "Baby, let us burn the thing. Please?"

          "Chubby Bunny, I mean it." I snapped when I turned around and found him picking my lock with Zelo hovering over him and Daehyun muttering at them to hurry up. Youngjae looked up guiltily and raised his hands in surrender. "Bunny, at least let us drive a few pins into it like a voodoo doll."

          I gave them a look that would have literally meant NO and watched them walk to us with their heads bowed in shame and looking back at my locker with scorn. "Haru, what's in the bag?"

          "None of your beeswax." I replied curtly.

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           "Hello, my Haru garu!" Zico turned around in queue and smirked, Yongguk crossed his arms over his chest and Zelo cut him off.

          "Haru powder?" Taeil turned around, (Garu means powder in Korean) he had an entire cone of lollipops over his shoulder as he sucked on a super sour green apple lollipop.

          "Happy Valentines day." I smiled and handed them a small box each and thanked the lunch lady for food. "I hope you'll like my present."

          "Haru, how about us?" Youngjae asked with his palms outstretched, "May I have mine now?"

           "I didn't make any for you guys." I said coldly and turned away. Judging by their reactions to the gifts from their locker, it seemed as if they strongly dislike gifts. I cleared my throat and joined Block B on the balcony while B.A.P didn't hesitate to follow.

          "I don't remember inviting you to eat with us." Zico turned around swiftly and squared his shoulders at Yongguk. Yongguk stopped in his tracks and looked at me, I slid into the seat and started eating while the other Block B guys stood up and closed off the stairs going up.

          "GO. We don't want you here." Kyung waved farewell.

          "Did you like our present? The pirate bear can be a mascot for the Block B Crew." U-Kwon leaned closer with a spoon between his lips. "Happy Valentines day."

          "I made these for you guys." I passed the tiny boxes over to each Block B member and watched them open the box,

          "Truffles?" P.O looked up with bright eyes, "I love chocolate truffles! I smell the orange in mine!"

          "Mmmm... chili and chocolate truffles." B-Bomb nodded in approval. "I can feel the heat."

          "You have rum and chocolate." I said finally after Jaehyo looked so confused as to what the flavour was but he seemed to like it. Jaehyo smirked and blew me a kiss. "Thanks, Haru garu."

          "HARU!" I heard Yongguk's deep baritone voice from downstairs, his voice had automatically sent pleasant shivers down my spine.

          "What in the world?" I hissed, and leaned over the balcony. The six B.A.P boys were downstairs, Himchan held up a sharp knife,  Daehyun held up a long silver chopstick, Youngjae held up a lighter while Jongup and Zelo were holding my pirate bear by it's arms and legs. My mouth fell down to the ground as I hurried downstairs shrieking, "Don't you dare! Release your hostage."

          A crowd of students started to gather around to watch the scene unfurl before their eyes. Block  hurried down the stairs after me and right now, I am boiling in fury. "You promised you won't-"

          "This is for choosing them over us." Himchan snapped and brought the knife down in a swift movement, severing the head from the bear's shoulders in one clean cut. The guts and cotton spilled out violently when Himchan yanked the head off. Then Daehyun shoved the chopstick through the bear's head and I watched more of it's innards spill onto the ground. Youngjae lit the lighter and started burning the bear's left leg while Jongup and Zelo held the other three limbs.

          I was watching in horror as my first Valentines day present from Block B burn before my eyes, the plastic eyes melted and the body was reduced to a dark mass of ash. The six guys spat on the remains of the present and wiped their hands.

          Pulip pushed through the crowd and gaped. "This is flipping Valentines day, not Halloween. Why is the poor bear stabbed like a voodoo doll?"

          I was so furious, my fists were shaking and I was breathing heavily. The six guys seemed surprised over my reaction. How did they suppose I was going to react?! Clapping, cheering and swooning at their barbaric actions towards a poor defenseless bear? I stormed over to the nearest person from B.A.P which so happens to be Daehyun and delivered my newest present.

          A power-packed punch to the right cheek.

          Daehyun's heads twisted to the left and he had to grab Himchan's arm in order to stay upright. A deep red welt started to form and Jongup had to grip Daehyun firmly so he wouldn't fall. I had no idea why I chose to punch the ninja, but apparently he was caught unexpected and I was hungry for revenge. I didn't know the bear for too long, but in that short moment of time we spent together, B.A.P had no right to commit murder. I spun around in my heels and sprinted out angrily wiping the tears from my face.

          "What is this, the fifteenth century? Since when was public burning popular again?" Pulip yelled at B.A.P in annoyance and ran after me.

          "Dude, you just murdered Block B's mascot. Not cool." A student shook his head in disapproval.

          "Bad move, dumb-asses." Zico hissed, revealing his unnaturally sharp teeth and he launched himself onto Yongguk with equal fury as Haru had displayed just a few moments ago.

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          "Queenka! Follow me please!" A lanky student panted with his hands on his knees, "Block B and B.A.P-"

          "Lead the way."

          The crowd of noisy students parted for me and I stared down at the bruised boys on the floor. I stared coldly down at them and clenched my jaw, the thirteen guys stopped fighting  "Get up and follow me."

          I turned around knowing they will follow me. Judging by the looks of respect and awe given by the other students, they should be walking behind me, right? Once they all filed into the room, I closed the door and turned around. "Today is Valentines day. What in the world are you doing? Fighting in the cafeteria?"

          "They viciously murdered our mascot." P.O pointed at Zelo who bared his teeth.

          "So it was from you guys." Yongguk growled.

          "Oh be quiet." I hissed.

          "Can we talk in private?" Youngjae forced the words out of his mouth. "Without Rat Boy."

          I sighed and turned to Block B, "Sorry guys, do you mind."

          "Anything for you, Queen." Jaehyo kissed the vein on my wrist and the others hid their chuckles. B.A.P growled like tigers and were going to grab Block B when I put a hand in front of them to stop them in their tracks and said coldly, "Talk."

          "Why did you give them a Valentines day present, but not us? Aren't we you're closest?" Daehyun asked softly, "I thought there was something between us."

          "Why would you betray us for them?" Jongup jutted his lower lip and looked away sadly.

          "You told me I can't harm other earthlings if I want us to be together, but you're treating them better than us." Yongguk said in a deep baritone voice. "I did my part..."

          "What are you all talking about? I... I did make you all..." I rummaged in my back pack and placed my carefully wrapped presents onto the table. "I thought you didn't want them. You all seemed bothered by all the gifts in your lockers."

          "It's not the same! They're Earthlings, you're Haru. Not the same!" Himchan yelled and grabbed me into a bone crushing hug. "Thank you, baby."

          I gave out the boxes to them and watched them open the box. Youngjae's eyes turned into crescents. "Bunny, this is great."

          "What is this?" Jongup asked curiously,

          Daehyun took a sniff and grinned widely. "Food."

          "French Macarons." I explained, looking down at my feet. "I baked them yesterday for you guys."

          "They're matoki macarons too!" Zelo said gleefully, and took a bit out of the ear. "Mmmm."

          "Thank you." Yongguk said softly and touched my cheek with his warm hands. "Thank you."

          "You're very welcome." I said, "Happy Valentines day."

          "C'mere! I have to give you a kiss!" Himchan said and ran over with his hands outstretched and lips ready. I backed away while Youngjae grabbed Himchan't neck and Zelo placed a hand over Himchan's face.

          "You're not kissing her, hyung." They said in unison and released Himchan.

          "Haru," Jongup said, I turned my head and felt a pressure on my right cheek.

          "Hyung!" Zelo's eyes widened at Jongup's betrayal.

          "You see, Jongs kissed her." Himchan threw his hands in the air in frustration. "That should be me."

          "Control yourselves, you bunch of hormonal teenagers." Youngjae rolled his eyes and pulled Jongup away by the back of his collar.

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