"Hello everyone and welcome to today's talk with your host....drum roll please" Yoongi announced as everyone attentively listened. Although it seemed as if Jimin was listening he was really just starting at the beauty named Min Yoongi.
Tae and Jungkook were hitting the drum viciously scaring Jin who was sitting on Namjoon's lap for the lack of chairs. It would of been way worse if Jaebum, Yugyeom, Bam, Jinyoung, and Youngjae came but they didn't since nOBodY AsKEd them quEsTIOns but that's fine :))))) Jackson was happy that Mark was there; it was all that mattered to him.
"That's right it's your Dboy; Yoongi! Lidia, the original main host, will be getting here late but will join us later on." Yoongi announced happily. Everyone cheered and clapped excited for what's about to go down today. Of course I had to stay behind to continue on with the story these little shits don't know their in.
"Today we are going to answer some questions from the fans and please answer truthfully. We'll start off with Jin's questions first."
"Um excuse me but do I really have to be here? I have a meeting in 30 minutes and I cannot be late" Mr. Kim asked looking at his watch impatiently. Mrs. Kim gave him a glare at how rude her husband was being.
"Honey I'm sure this meeting of yours can wait. You have the rest of your life to be busy anyways" she mumbled the last part but Mr. Kim seemed to hear.
He scoffed as he asked "What does that mean?"
"You damn know what I mean. I'm not blind nor deaf. I know what you've been doing behind my back." The venom in her voice made the atmosphere tense. Namjoon felt it and immediately stood up to support his mother in the fight.
"Why would you do this dad? Why would you hurt us?" Namjoon spoke staring at his father with watery eyes. Everyone was dead silent watching the scene unfold in front of their eyes.
"Listen I don't know what you're talking about. I don't have time for this nonsense" Mr. Kim replied as he rushed his words and fidgeted in his steps. He was about to leave when Mrs. Kim held his hand stopping him in his tracks.
"I know you're cheating."
Mr. Kim was silent but stared as his wife with regretful eyes.
"I already signed the divorce papers. Their on your desk. Don't bother showing your face around me or my son. As of right now I don't know you anymore."
Hoseok wanted to scream as if he was watching a drama but held it in.
"Namjoon you know this isn't true right" Mr. Kim fake a chuckle looking at his son. Namjoon kept his head down and didn't say a word.
Mr. Kim adverted his eyes to between his ex-wife and his son tears flowing down.
"You need to leave already but before you go here's something to remember me bye" she smiled before slapping him in the face.
Gasp could be heard everywhere.
"That slap will never compare to how broken you left this family. I hope you rot in hell asshole." Mr. Kim quickly left never to be seen again.
Cheers then suddenly surrounded the room and everyone got up to hug the two. Even though they had lost someone who really impacted their life they know they wouldn't go through it alone.
"Well that was certainly eventful might I say" Yoongi said as everyone went to go sit down in their seats again.
"You're really enjoying being the MC aren't you?" Jimin asked with a smile.
"Indeed I am. Now shall we continue back with the questions?"
"We never even started with them in the first place" Jackson remarked.
"lET ME LIVE."
"tHEN DO YOUR JOB."
"MARK CONTROL YOUR BOYFRIEND BEFORE I CUT HIS THROAT."
"What?" Mark answered as he looked at Yoongi confused not hearing what he had previously said since he had been daydreaming.
"Nothing! Please just say the damn question so we can continue" Jackson quickly said with red cheeks.
"Alright, the first questio- wow it looks like this is going to be fun."
'How was doing the nasty with Namjoon? ;-) (lol sorry I love you tho <3 :,) )'
Mark had choked on the water he was drinking. He had to be excused and Jackson went with him like the supportive and caring boyfriend he would be if they were actually together. Jungkook was getting out his wallet and pulled out a twenty dollar bill (ion know how the korean money works i'm sorry) handing it to Taehyung. They made a bet of until when Namjin would do the 'nasty' and Taehyung had won obviously.
"Uh, why do I have to answer this out loud? Couldn't you have put us into separate rooms like other Q&A's?" Jin asked trying to avoid the question.
"wAIT MY BABY AND JIN HAD SEX? NAMJOON HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME" Mrs. Kim yelled in disbelief that her son didn't tell her such grave information. Namjoon just cheekily smiled at his mother while she gave him a 'we're talking about this later' look.
"We aren't basic bitches Jin and actually provide for the fans. Now answer the question so this can go faster. I want to go home and cuddle with Ji- Ji- jUST ANSWER IT."
"IT WAS GREAT OKAY ARE YOU HAPPY NOW."
"Yes, see that wasn't so hard was it" Yoongi said patting Jin's back. Jin hid in Namjoon's neck in embarrassment. Namjoon was just smirking proudly.
'What's your favorite thing about Namjoonie-oppa?'
Jin thought for a moment and stared at Namjoon with a smile before replying. "The fact that he was always there when I needed him. He was there; whether it were big or small, through words or by warmth I could always count on him."
Everyone cooed at Jin's response. Namjoon had a big grin on his face and captured Jin's lips in his.
Mrs. Kim screamed as she shouted "yoU NEED TO TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE GONNA GO ANYTHING GAY BEFORE HAND SO I CAN GET MY CAMERA OUT."
Laughs broke out and soon Jackson and Mark went back to join the group.
'What would you do if Namjoon cheated on you?'
"I'd cut off his balls and burn them, then burn the ashes. I wouldn't have to do that because I know my Joonie wouldn't do that."
Taehyung raised up his hand with a confused face.
"You don't have to raise up your hand Taehyung" Yoongi chuckled.
"Oh, either way how can you burn ashes if it's already burned?" Tae replied.
Namjoon spoke for Jin and said "Look if my baby says he can burn ashes he can burn ashes. Don't question it."
"But-"
"DON'T."
"Thanks for answering Jin! Next are Namjoon's questions" Yoongi presented showing Namjoon's questions on screen. "I swear most of these comments are sexual. Calm yo tits fam."
'What would you do if Jin loved someone else that is not you?'
"That's a tough one...I would try to be happy although it would seem impossible because as I've thought more about it, Jin is my happiness. Just thinking about him alone makes me feel all giddy in the inside. I couldn't possibly imagine my life without him. It was hard enough that I pushed him away all these years and even harder that I lost him. Not once, but twice. I'm just glad he kept loving me for as I will forever love him."
"Wow that was beautiful" Jackson breathed out. "Relationship goals at it's finest." Mark pouted at him and Jackson couldn't resist but to kiss Mark's cheek. Mark stared at Jackson in shock and just turned away from his view. Jackson smile bright at his accomplishment as Mark was in deep thought with red rosy cheeks.
"Someone pass me a tissue" Hoseok sniffled. Mrs. Kim gave him the box she already had out and blew into one.
'What if you found out that Jin loved u but then changed his mind because u weren't getting the hint????'
"I would regret not knowing sooner but I would gladly go through the pain of loving him because if he suffered while loving me then I would suffer too. That's what love is isn't it?"
Mrs. Kim got up to kiss her son on his forehead and gave him a sweet hug.
"I raised my baby the right way."
'When did you find out Jin loved u?'
"Hmm, I guess a part of me always knew I just pushed the thought away because I was too afraid to be my true self."
"Nice and sweet as always. Now we're just going to answer the questions as we're running out of time. Taehyung you're up next."
'HAI Tae Tae, do you wanna be friends~? aLSO , YOU wAnt some DAT kOOkie BOoTy RIGHT?'
"I already got some of the holy kookie booty but yes I would love to become friends!"
'Do you prefer VKook or Vmin?'
Taehyung interlocked his and Jungkook's hand together. "Vkook all the way."
"Memekook the spotlight is all yours" Yoongi told Jungkook.
'YOU LIKE TAE TAE RIGHT?!'
"NO I LOVE TAE TAE."
'TAE IS BAE RIGHT?!'
"TAE IS EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL IN THIS WORLD. HE INVENTED BEAUTY FIGHT ME."
"Jungkook chill we just breathed. Anyways up until now it didn't matter because next is my questions hoes" Yoongi said as he slid on some sunglasses.
'My beautiful husband please treat Jiminie-oppa well okie? Also, do you like 3 dolla chainz??'
"Last time I checked I didn't have no wedding but as long as the earth spins and the sun shines I will give Jimin the love and apperciation he deserves. I no like 3 dolla chainz but I like Park Jimin."
'Does sleeping heal you from stress?'
"It could be a way to handle your stress but also too much sleep can be bad. Make sure you stay healthy okay? Try to adapt to healthy sleeping schedules that will work for you!"
"Lastly for today will be Jiminie's questions and then we will continue on again next time but Bambam will be taking my place as host. It was nice knowing you folks."
'WILL YOU MARRY ME! I LOBE YOU SOOOOOOO MOCH 😭❤ I know I can treat you better! Than he can!'
"I lobe u tooooo also Yoongi has been so sweet and nice to me so I'd have to pass I'm sorry. As of now my heart only sees Min Yoongi and no one else."
'U GOT NO JAMMSS'
"lISTEN THAT MEME DIED LONG AGO. LEAVE. IT. THAT. WAY."
'Would u like to be in a relationship with Yoongi?'
"We'll just see where fate ends us up" Jimin said as he gave Yoongi his adorable eye smile that would make him melt every time.
"Unfortunately this is all the time we have left but please join us next time when we meet again to continue!" Yoongi smiled.
"So you're telling me we didn't have to be here today?" Jackson complained referring to everyone who didn't get to read their comments today.
"Shut up Jackson. If you hadn't come today you wouldn't have kissed Mark on the cheek so if you wanna thank anyone on inviting you, thank me."
"CAN YOU NOT YOONGI."
"I JUST DID, DEAL WITH IT."
"YOU'RE LUCKY MURDER IS CONSIDERED ILLEGAL."
"EVEN IF IT WASN'T YOU WOULDN'T DO IT."
"I SWEAR-"
Their bickering never stopped until Jimin called Yoongi which made him go soft and forget about the big and buff blonde man in front of him.
"Let's go home and cuddle."
And so that's what Yoongi and Jimin did.
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I know the format is a little different from other Q&A's but that's how I wanted it to be. It was almost like a chapter so I hope you liked that. I'm sorry if I didn't include all your questions there's still gonna be a part 2 for the remaining characters questions.
Hopefully I can update much more sooner as I got a laptop yay ^.^ I've said this before but I can truly never thank you enough for your love and support. You all are really incredible I love you guys so much x
Until we meet again :)