edit 2/27: i just found out that "boneheads" name is serge. what the fuck
"Oh no, Butch, you've got it all wrong!" Cool cat cried, wiping the sand off his face. Butch was a dark, intimidating figure over the sandbox. Butch retrieved his foot from the sandbox, pleased with the destruction he had created. Maria was crying, and another shadowy figure stood next to Butch. Cool cat stared into Butch's smug, unforgiving eyes, asked: "Butch, why do you do it?" Butch looked to his left, seeing Bonehead. Butch believed he looked ethereal, laughing hysterically at Cool cats misfortune, and Butch was reminded of why he does what he does.
"I do it for him." Butch stated, giving Cool cat one more taste of sand before taking Bonehead's hand and returning to the garden.
--this one was short rip. did i mention that i want to die