"Okay, class we have a new student joining us, her name is Simone and she's from an undisclosed location. Say hi Simone." Ms. Baker said gesturing to a small girl with dark brown wavy hair that covered one of her eyes. She gave a small wave and walked over to an empty desk.
Sumo eyed the girl up and down slowly making her uncomfortable as he laughed uncontrollably and began spazzing on the floor with foam coming out of his mouth. she made her way to her seat.
"Hey Jeff." Sumo whispered. Jeff looked up.
"Who's that hottie?"
Jeff rolled his eyes, he had always been secretly in love with him and was annoyed by his friends lack of attention.
"That's Simone, you dumb fuck, the new girl, she's from undisclosed location, and is supposedly fucking loaded like a little shit money wizard." Jeff then continued to draw on an old piece of paper.
"Man!" Sumo said loudly, he knew things wouldn't end up working out for him. Rich girls never went for scraggy poor boys, it just didn't happen and deep down sumo knew that Belson would end up with her since he's a rich fuck too.
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Lunch/recess:
Clarence was sitting at a small table by himself waiting for his two amigos to come and sit with him cuz he's a lonely little shit with no friends. Clarence watched as they entered the room arguing with each other and giggled.
"Sup, butt-nugget." Jeff said tiredly, plopping down into a chair next to Clarence. Sumo sat on the other side of him and looked behind him, a nervous look on his face.
"What is it sumo?"
"Nothing." Sumo said quickly.
"Oh it's not nothing!" Jeff said, "tell him sumo."
"I don't tell you how to live your life loser! This is why your parents hate you and want you to die! Okay, okay fine! There's this new girl named Simone and I kinda like her okay, it's not a big deal." Sumo raised his hands in defense and slumped into his chair.
"Are you kidding? This is a huge deal!! We gotta get her to notice you!" Clarence said, jumping out of his chair in excitement.
"No Clarence, she's too bomb.com... I just can't compete with a sex machine like Belson." Sumo said sadly.
"What?! Belson is a fat hoe. She'll probably die of cringing. Well we gotta at least try, right Jeff?"
Jeff sighed and nodded.
"Gee, I don't know Clarence, what if she doesn't like me back, then what happens then shit hole?" Sumo turned to look at Simone who was walking into the school library.
"Shut up ass wipe-Sumo, we have to try." Jeff said, giving a small smile. Sumo gave a weak smile back and followed Simone into the library.