Person: Did you just fart
Me: Yeah but a least it won't smell as bad as your breath.
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Alternate version:
Person: Did you just fart?
Me: Yeah, but it doesn't smell as bad as you.
My friend told me I make funny insults, so I thought I'd share a few! Just read the first chapter and see wha... More
Person: Did you just fart
Me: Yeah but a least it won't smell as bad as your breath.
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Alternate version:
Person: Did you just fart?
Me: Yeah, but it doesn't smell as bad as you.
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