A lady walks into a ice cream shop and asks for some chocolate ice cream. The clerk tells her that they are currently out of chocolate ice cream, so she walks out.
An hour later, the same lady comes back and asks for a gallon of chocolate ice cream. Once again, the clerk tells her that they are fresh out of chocolate ice cream.
Another hour later, the lady comes in and requests just one scoop of chocolate ice cream. The clerk says:
"Lady, can you spell "van" like in "vanilla"?"
"V-A-N"
"Good. Now can you spell "straw" like in "strawberry"?"
"S-T-R-A-W"
"Perfect. Now, can you spell "fuck" like in "chocolate"?"
The lady thinks about it for a second, and looks confused. She then replies "There is no fuck in chocolate"
"That's EXACTLY what I'm trying to tell you!!!"
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