The Crap of Life

By Aliciathewriter

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Decided to put advice on daily life situations, quotes, snide comments, and anything else that comes to mind... More

The Crap of Life
1st boyfriends
Guys do not have to be dicks
Moms favorite words
Random song
Writing songs
Dessert
Regrets
Yo mama joke
I gave you a warning
Yo mama joke #2
Airplane Landing Lights
Scene from Cars
Excuses
Humanity
Crazy people
Snapchat
Daycare
Loving something
Buying a New Car
Hearts
Words
Oh....Advice?
Going out
Leaving
wattpad moment
Oh how punny
Breathing
Stupid Weather
Views
Silence
Stalking
Nuclear reactors
Racing-for real
Movies
Surrounded
an old friend's second of brilliance
immaturity level
Love is precious
Demanding choral parts
Pop goes the weasel
Journaling
the Future
try, try, try
holy...what the...wow....
love you like there's no tomorrow
we are all crackheads
keeping yourself together
Reminders of pain
What if it's all just a dream?
Too awesome for imagination
The boy who doesn't do drugs
bathroom trash
Actors challenging director for swear words
the air of spring
Being a loner
Little talks
Walk of winter
Drawings from children
insignificance
a little behind everything
Goodbye, my darling
trimesters of pregnancy
Let them leave
Unexpected comfort
Stuck in the past
Emotional Reading
Rainspot
Amnesia
Old songs :j
moments of weakness
Denial
How to make a relationship work :)
Fearless
Typewriter
Happiness
Do Not Trouble
Fairytales
Someone who cares

Real life blonde moment

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By Aliciathewriter

Cousin: *opening a present and pulls out pajamas* they got me a girls large...

Mom: isn't it just a large?

Aunt: *looks* it says LG

Cousin: yeah large girls

Mom: no LG stands for large

Aunt: remember she is blonde

Cousin: I guess I know how to embarrass myself now

Me: you've always known how to embarrass yourself

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