gldohrat sa arood cap 1 dy, lockin 2o c iff aycta watd 2 tkla. he sopteted a katt hed nevr sawed bee4, a purdie sliver sha-cet wit dazlin bleu eys.
hee furgt iff he ws alrediy datnig smoekat soso glodhrt dcdidd 2 wowww purr
he wakled pu 2 da fmeake kittie nad sid awsomley """""""""heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy prty girlie""""""
butt tha gil wsa noitt intrestted. sorr i alrrdy marrid 2 bobpow sh say
tht mad godhert ANEGRY!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!! noon hurtd hi!111!!!!1!
he rann 2 bobbpwa an juped no him!!!!1!!11! bobbpa fot bak bcause glodrt waz a god mntro butt tha mjestic tmo waz a bttre fiter. hee pindhim2degrond nd ushelthed hsi clwas
'''''''DYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYEDYE DYE DYE DYE DYE''''' he screm wile stbbng bobpwa's thort
th caln rejiocd cuz peky apentise wsa ded n gldohrt wz a herro!!!!!1!!!!!!1111!1!1!111!
[I apologize for the length of this, it's actually extremely excruciating to type like this. Also, I know there is no chapter seventeen. It's part of the spoof. Hope you enjoyed! ~ Your Favorite Feather]