JOKES

By Sadhali

2.8M 101K 16K

Are you ready for the best book you have ever read in the entire world???? Well your in the wrong place. I'm... More

Pretty
Principal
911
Stupid
Pregnant
Wrinkles
Trouble
Daddy
Wedding
Talking
Stars
Google
Resturant
Like
Santa
School Meaning
Marriage
UGLY
Cast
Red
Will you go out with me????
Drinking
Mistakes
Walmart
Sneeze
Drinks
Fail
Home Phone
Marriage
Pot Plant
The Killer Moth
X-box
Hate
The Puns!!!
Break Up Magic Trick
Home
Plate
Police
Womens Magazine
Question
Falling
Book
Elemantary Maths
Map
Messages
Whisper
Nike
Math Test
Boyfriend
Love
View
Face
Game
Gravity
Life
Phone
Gum
Where do you live
HOW THE HECK DID THIS HAPPEN
Kindness
Halloween
Downloading
Laughing
Haircut
Messy
Fail
Texting
Late
Frozen Computer
Failure
Vandalism
2016
Homeless
Wife
Imagination
Saving the world
Valentines Day
Shirt
20 Watermelons
Playing with Food
Me as a Parent
Drama
Boomerang
Interviews
Revenge
Middle of a Test
Rap Battles
Fastest Land Mammal
Laughing
Toy Story
Physics vs Crush
Lazy Rule
Pose
Singing
Dora
Talk More
Talking to Yourself
Home Button
Proud Mistake
Finding Nemo
Dollar
Getting Ready for School
Retarded
Boyfriend
Adele
USB
Diet
Break Dancing
Asthma
Soap Opera
Homework
Clothing
Skills
Marriges
Heartless
Cat
Crush
YouTwitFace
X
1 New Message
Talent
Wifi
Lonely
Fearless
Assumptions
LOLZ
Chocolate Commercials
Focus
I dont stalk my crush
Who is this?
Foreign
Future
Cake
Blue
Drunk
Dear Math
Cereal Killer
Brains
Folllow Your Dreams
Blankets
Basket
Expert Advice
Steps
Gravity Checks
Layer of fat
PE
Fancy
Name
Fruit
Microsoft Word
Cookie Dough
How do I look
Injuries
Existence
Stalking
Nails
Spider
Google
Calories
Chocolate Salad
Hug
WTF
Short People
Lemons
Sentence
Easy to Open
Youtube
Sit Next To Me
Life
I do what I want
Social Life
Relationship Status
Shrek Called
Obstacle Course
Sentence
Past
Piano, tuna, glue
Airbags
Toilet
Crocodile
Challenge
Best Son
Gym
Cracka-Lackin
Stressed
Watermelon
Money Talks
Sleeping
Brains
Clouds
Smoke Alarms
Don't Try this at Home
Ordering Pizza
64 Watermelons
Clumsy
Broke
Note to self
Monday is Cancelled
Never Wrong// BYYYEEEE

On hold

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By Sadhali

Operator: This is 911, please hold

Me: Hey murderer can you stop murdering me for a second, were on hold

Murderer: Sure!


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