In this story: W for Wally West and D for Dick Grayson.
D: So, did you ask your Mom? (A\N: I am not American, but the American spelling of Mum is used for a reason.)
W: She asked if I thought she was 'made of money'.
D: I thought MOM stood for 'Made Of Money'...?
W: We should ask her sometime.
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D: Batman had me find a needle in a hay stack during training today.
W: WTF. Why...?!?!?!
D: No idea. Anyway, I accidentally set the batcave on fire.
W: How are these related?
D: I burnt the hay stack to find the needle cause I CBA with life.
W: Are you grounded?
D: Until I can find a way out of it... Yes.
W: Have fun with that.
D: Never mind Lego, I hope someone impales your foot with a butchers knife.