MAIN HOES:
Jomo:
I'm still nursing that horrible hangover
Did I say anything embarrassing
Phoebo:
No, you did alright
Jomo:
Sigh
SHE'S SO RIDICULOUS
COP COOPER
Phoebo:
Didn't her profile say 'Ramires'? Something like that?
Cooper is her maiden name, I think
ANYWAY
SHE KEPT TALKING ABOUT ME. ABOUT THIS HORRIBLE 'BRITISH' GUY THAT TRIED TO FLIRT HIS WAY OUT OF A TICKET
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING RESOURCEFUL
Jomo:
British guy?
Please, we'd never accept you in our nation
YES, THANK YOU
IM CANADIAN
Also you know, GO NEW ZEALAND
ANYWAY THIS B--
Jomo:
Ugh, god
Please don't call a lovely lady the b word
OKAY SORRY MR. CORRECTO
Main hoe:
Hahaha
What's the matter, darling
Oh
Hey
Main hoe:
IS YOUR CONQUEST GOING WRONG?
No
Phoebo:
God
He's giggling in the toilet
Main hoe:
Indeed I am
I find Daniel's failure amusing
I'm not failing
Main hoe:
Oh, really?
I was just telling Phoebe how great it was going
Main hoe:
You know, I can read past texts
We were talking in codes, obviously
Jomo:
Solid logic right there
Main hoe:
Anyhow, if y'all were fine and dandy, I'd see you getting all dolled up to go on a date
Oh
Yes
Actually
Main hoe:
Actually?
We are going on a date this weekend
If her schedule clears up, you know how pesky schedules are
Main hoe:
Why don't you invite her to the party Phoebe and I are having this weekend?
Phoebo:
I guess we're having a party now
Jomo:
I'll buy decorations
Main hoe:
Be there 8 pm. Doll up, sweetcheeks or PAY UP
Jomo:
When did this turn into a bet
I'm confused
Did I miss something
HELLO?
Sigh