The fish

Door c10s3th3d00r

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A story about this fish that we made last night and my life SMUT WARNING Meer

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Kitchener snapchat summary day two

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Yup, I did a second and THIRD DAY of the crap. This 24 snap story took place on December 27 2016 and started at 9:02am. Anyway let's get started with this cringe.
-me explaining how I would be going to London (Ontario) for lunch and it was a pikachu onesie selfie kill me.
-my sister actually smuggled a pink seal named Pierre into the restaurant... in her shoe.

-a picture of the fish and chips I got where the fish was bigger than my plate  why.
-a close up picture of the seal with the caption "END MY SUFFERING"
-seal close up again.
-me complaining about how my sister shoved the seal in my face, which caused me to run into a pole.
-"might be going to chapters for more pink seals"
-just a video of us driving.
-a picture of my hoodie.
-stopping by my old house and getting a picture, it was pretty great.
-"da pink seal has a pink poodle friend"
-arriving back at my grandparents, me singing a song about Bentley that was beyond cringe.
-another 50 day streaks thing.
-the shortest video of me spritzing this tiny bottle of distilled water onto the wall, then off camera on my face, and my cousin and sister act like I just sprayed bleach all over my face.

-a slow motion video of me spraying the bottle with a caption about pretty much what I just said.
-a reverse video of me spraying a different bottle
-my own sarcasm made me end up with the water in my eyes. This happened if camera, but it burned so I ran upstairs saying I got bleach in my eyes, when it was really the distilled water, as soon as I mentioned getting bleach in my eyes, my grandma says, "you girls better not have been using my distilled water" *leaves house*
- my cousin and sister acting like old ladies.
-more of this old lady thing and it got even better off camera.

-more old lady stuff but it was the best.
-the old ladies called me a cookiemon when I was wearing my pikachu onesie.
-a long thing about the secret to my bad hair is "destiny water" that's what my cousin called it instead of distilled water idk why.
-me telling everyone to stay tuned for the mall day which would happen the next day.
-chain mail about emojis.

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