Funny How It Works

By pumpkinofmyeye

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Park Jimin had never met anyone as obnoxious and jerk as one Min Yoongi. Yes, Jimin might just be a simple w... More

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"Where are we going?" Yoongi asked suspiciously as Jimin dragged him to the part of the beach where they parked their car. The younger boy just suddenly puled him out of the celebration and brought him here.

"Remember what I promised, hyung? Lucky for you, I'm a man of my word," Jimin winked suggestively, referring to his promise to Yoongi to 'do it later after the celebration'.

Yoongi only scowled at him. "Well, I'm also a man of my word, so when I said you won't get any, you really won't get any."

It would be the greatest challenge in his life, but Yoongi would not be a victim of Jimin this time. He'd resist. He could do this.

"I'm not letting you have a piece of me," Yoongi added.

However Yoongi may insist though, this was just ignored by Jimin with a simple eye roll as he pushed sulking Yoongi into the back of their car.

"I'll be considering this as kidnapping, you know," Yoongi said.

Jimin chuckled. "Oh? Should we call the police then?"

"Of course I will not," Yoongi said, scooting farther away from Jimin. "I love you so I don't want to see you be put to jail."

-•-•-•-

The two were now at either side of the back seat, very far from each other, and Jimin just couldn't help laughing because Yoongi was really moping.

"You really took the accusation of molesting me to heart, hyung?" the younger asked, eyes disappearing from how wide his smile was.

"I've been blamed for something I have not done. Such a cruel world," Yoongi said with a scowl.

Slowly sliding towards Yoongi, Jimin purred in his sweetest voice, "Awww, is my Yoongi-hyung hurt? What should Jiminie do about it?" he teased.

Yoongi seemed to be immune, though, facing away from Jimin and looking out the window with a sulking expression.

"I will not fall to your trap again, Park Jimin. In the end, I'll still be wrongly accused with molesting you even though you greatly enjoy it all the same."

Jimin was laughing harder this time, to the point that he was already clutching his stomach. Yoongi glanced at him, almost smiling as well. Except that Jimin was actually laughing at Yoongi. So no, Yoongi would not be smiling any sooner.

The older boy scowled even more.

"Go ahead, laugh at me. I'm already used to it anyway," he said sulkily.

Jimin was finally beside Yoongi, thighs and shoulders touching. He was still uncontrollably laughing though.

"Hyung, you're so cute!" Jimin commented after he was able to calm down.

Yoongi glared at him. "Yah, Jimin! How dare you say that?"

"But you really are," Jimin purred, poking Yoongi's cheeks.

Indignant Yoongi swatted away Jimin's prodding hands, but the younger was not accepting defeat. He still continued attacking the older's cheeks, now sorting to pinching them lightly.

"Yoongi-hyung is so cute..." he gushed even more.

"Ah, go away!" Yoongi attempted on swatting the younger's hands again.

Jimin chuckled, tilting his head as he contemplated at his hyung's sour mood. While doing this, he couldn't help but stare though. His angry hyung looked so handsome, all perfect jaw, small pink lips, and cat-like eyes. From Jimin's angle of sight, plus Yoongi's dramatic looking-out-the-window sulking, Jimin couldn't stop himself from doting over how lucky he was to have such an attractive turtle.

He laughed inwardly.

Jimin and his 'straight-from-the-magazine' boyfriend.

"Hyung..." Jimin tried again, running his fingers over the two top buttons of Yoongi's suit. "You really don't want me right now? I mean...we're alone now, aren't we?"

He could feel Yoongi tense up, and Jimin secretly smirked. He knew his hyung would give in soon...soon...just a little more of his seductive voice...just a little more of biting his lower lip suggestively...

"I'm not in the mood. Go away," Yoongi said firmly, eyes plastered on an uninteresting view out the window.

The firm and annoyed tone did make Jimin freeze.

Because seriously?

Why was his hyung being so stubborn?! Ugh.

He was feeling indignant to be honest. Aish, his boyfriend could really be such a handful at times. But no worries, Jimin knew exactly what to do.

Something that Yoongi couldn't say no to.

"Oppa~" Jimin said as he leaned his head on Yoongi's shoulder. "Why are you being so mean?"

Jimin pouted and blinked his eyes, making sure to look both cute and irresistible. If Jimin had learned anything in his three years of relationship with this grumpy old man, it was that Yoongi could never resist him when he was being cute. Never.

Yoongi pursed his lips, his adam's apple bobbing from swallowing hard. He's still resolutely looking away, but his hands were now fisted.

Jimin smirked.

The younger boy removed his expensive tux and hung it on the backrest of the driver's seat. He then proceeded to slowly and seductively crawl over Yoongi's lap and sat on it, his back leaning on the closed window.

He heard Yoongi groan in frustration.

Well, why would he not be frustrated? He was trying to avoid Jimin by intently looking out the window, and now Jimin had just blocked the whole window, the window that was Yoongi's dearest lifeline.

He still refused to look at Jimin though, the stubborn shit. So he turned his head the other way, but this only gave Jimin better access to Yoongi's pale neck.

Despite not having Yoongi's eyes on him, Jimin still slowly unbuttoned the first three buttons of his shirt. He knew that Yoongi was just secretly observing through his peripheral vision. Jimin then leaned in and lightly grazed his lips on Yoongi's exposed neck, breathing hot breaths. His head slowly moved up until he reached Yoongi's ears.

"Oppa..." Jimin was now whispering, his lips grazing on Yoongi's sensitive ear as he spoke. "Jiminie had been so naughty. Won't Yoongi-oppa punish me?

And that did it.

As quick as lightning, Yoongi hurled Jimin off his lap and into the empty space beside him. His face hovered dangerously over the younger boy's as he hungrily took in Jimin's enticing look.

Jimin, on the other hand, had his eyes wide open in surprise. For a moment there, he thought Yoongi was going to throw him out of the car—which was impossible actually, considering how lazy Yoongi was. It was only when he landed on the leather of the backseat and had Yoongi's body hovering over his did he realize that he was still very much alive.

Who would've thought that Yoongi could be that strong?

Yoongi traced the lining of Jimin's collarbones, before he raised his eyes to meet Jimin's.

"How should oppa punish you, hmm?" Yoongi whispered in a hoarse voice, causing Jimin's heart to beat faster. Yoongi's eyes had that glint of danger that looked like he would eat Jimin alive.

Yoongi licked his lips.

Shit.

If this didn't make Jimin turned on, he didn't know what would.

The younger boy breathed harshly, panting even though nothing was happening yet. Shit, he had the urge to moan, that look from Yoongi was just so turning him on.

His mouth opened as he groaned unashamedly, "Opp-"

But he was not able to let those words out anymore because Yoongi was swallowing it down in one hot kiss. Yoongi was not in for teasing today as it seemed, since he all went to ravage every corner of Jimin's mouth, not missing any.

Yoongi's hands flew to Jimin shirt and attempted to undo the buttons, but his hand were shaking in so much need to touch Jimin that his attempts went unsuccessful. As he bit Jimin's lip hard, he didn't think twice but forcefully pulled the shirt apart, making the buttons pop and fly away to nobody knew were.

Jimin pushed Yoongi away. "Yoongi-oppa!" he exclaimed, enjoying having the privilege to call Yoongi that. "This is expensive. You just ruined it!"

Yoongi licked his lips as he looked at the havoc he had done, but Jimin's exposed toned body caught his attention and he lost focus quickly. He saw that there's still one stubborn button at the bottom of the shirt, still in place, causing the shirt not to be fully open.

Yoongi narrowed his eyes at the offending piece of shit and harshly pulled apart the bottom of the shirt, not bothering to try to get the last button undone. The said last button popped out from its place and went sauntering away, falling to the mat of the car.

The younger's wide eyes followed the button, his mind supplying him the exact amount this whole outfit cost him.

"Fuck expensive. I'll buy you a dozen," promised Yoongi with a harsh voice before he dived in to shower Jimin's collarbone with wet licks.

"Mnnn...u-uh, o-oppa..." Jimin moaned, unable to stop himself from doing so.

Jimin arched his body upward, wrapping his arms around Yoongi's neck. He struggled to take off Yoongi's tux as he felt each bite and lick from the older. Midway through, he just gave up and resorted to grabbing a bunch of Yoongi's hair.

-•-•-•

After about two minutes...

"Ngg-... O-oppa...p-please..."

"Say my name, babe, say my name," Yoongi whispered, his mouth moving downwards.

Jimin panted. "Ung... O-oppa... Yoon-"

"HEAD AND SHOULDERS, KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES!!!"

Yoongi jumped away in surprise as the door of the car suddenly opened, hitting his head to the roof. Jimin too was in shock and froze, his eyes comically wide. It took them a few seconds to realize that a smiling Taehyung and scowling Jungkook were in front of them.

"Ugh, I'm scarred for life," Jungkook complained.

"HEAD AND SHOU- Oh wow, yoonmin scandal! Cellphone, Kookie, cellphone!"

"What did I do to deserve this?" Jungkook whined again as he handed his phone.

Yoongi watched in his peripheral vision as Jimin immediately grabbed his tux and covered it on his front since his shirt couldn't be closed anymore. 

Yoongi looked murderous.

"TAE! WHAT THE FU-!"

"Hyungs! I need to announce something important to the gang. Come on!" Taehyung happily said as he took a picture at the two.

Yoongi closed his eyes in frustration, probably asking every living deity what he had done to deserve this. "How did you even open the door?! It was locked."

Taehyung flashed a box smile as he held up a small piece of object. "Umm, lock pickers do exist? And kookie is good at using them!"

Yoongi and Jimin glared at Jungkook who was awkwardly standing behind Taehyung. The poor maknae blinked his doe-like eyes.

"What? Don't look at me like that! I'm the one who suffered so much! You guys don't have any idea how traumatizing it was to hear Jimin-hyung moan while I was picking the lock. I had no choice. Taehyung requested, it's not like I can say no to him."

The poor pale boy just sighed heavily, resigning himself to his bitter fate. This was his life. He sighed again.

Jimin felt like laughing, but for Yoongi's sake, he'd try to keep it in.

Yoongi looked at Taehyung, eyes full of misery.

"Why do you always interrupt every time I'm about to make Jimin moan my name? It. Always. Happens. For the last three years, Tae, for the fucking last three years!"

Taehyung crossed his arms and glared at Yoongi. "Well, why do you always make out whenever I'm about to interrupt?" he countered.

And then Jimin lost it.

He doubled over as he laughed hard, eyes starting to tear up. He could feel Yoongi glaring at him but he barely cared. As he started to calm down, he managed to say, "Tae did have a point, though."

Jungkook frowned, failing to understand the conversation. Yoongi, on the other hand, looked utterly done. With a straight face, he stepped out of the car and looked straightly at Taehyung.

With a monotonous voice, Yoongi said to Taehyung, "You can take me now. I don't care anymore."

Jimin followed suit, luckily finding a spare button down shirt inside their car, and also went out. "Hyung, it's okay," the younger said with a laugh as he warmly back hugged his poor boyfriend.

Jungkook's eyebrow shot up, eyes judgmental. "Maybe you mean oppa," he said with a disgusted scowl. At hearing this, Taehyung giggled and Jimin blushed, quickly hiding his face at the crook of Yoongi's neck. Yoongi barely cared with the embarrassment, he's too done with everything.

"Well, we're taking too long here. Yoongi-hyung had already surrendered himself. Let's go back inside now," Taehyung declared, smiling widely. Jungkook walked after his boyfriend. Yoongi, whose eyes were blank, followed them lifelessly, dragging an embarrassed Jimin who was still tightly clutching him from the back.

---•---| Y<3J |---•---

"Hey! Where have you guys been? You disappeared all of a sudden!" Hoseok greeted the moment they arrived.

Yoongi blinked at him.

"Hyung? Are you alright?" Namjoon asked worriedly as he, Jin and Jihyun approached the group.

Yoongi only blinked at him too.

Sehee, who had been dancing with her father, went to join them as well. She smiled as she walked towards them. These bunch of loud boys had become an essential part of her life for the last three years. Who would've guessed?

"So what's going on?" Sehee asked, looping her arms through Hoseok's.

"Yoongi-hyung finally lost it," Jungkook supplied helpfully.

Taehyung, who was counting everyone and checking if they were already completed, clapped his hands to gain everyone's attention. "Just let him be. Now LISTEN! I'VE GOT AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!"

As the rest turned to Taehyung, Jimin went to back hug his hyung again, feeling a little bit guilty.

"Hyung...mianhe~"

Yoongi side-glanced at him. "Why are you apologizing?"

"If I did not tease you about the molestation thing, you would have not sulked, we could've done the deed earlier, and maybe finished it earlier, preferably before Taehyung arrived."

Yoongi smirked, leaning his head to Jimin's. "Well, it really is your fault."

At this, Jimin pouted and lightly smacked Yoongi's stomach. "You should have just pretended that it's not my fault."

"What can I do? I'm an honest man," he retorted, enjoying being savage towards his pouting Jiminie.

"So mean..."

Yoongi chuckled. "Don't blame yourself though. Even if we started early, I'll probably not stop attacking your lips, so yeah, Taehyung would probably still catch us."

"Mmm...so you're not mad anymore?"

"Still am."

"Aish, hyung..."

"What? I was deeply insulted. I felt unwanted and unloved."

Instead of making Jimin guilty, it actually only made him chuckle. He always found his hyung's antiques funny. He pecked Yoongi's cheeks before saying, "You still love me, though."

"I'm not so sure about that," Yoongi lied, receiving another kiss from Jimin.

"Liar."

Kiss.

"I'm an honest man."

Kiss.

"Hyung, face me," Jimin requested, and obedient Yoongi turned his head to the side to face Jimin.

Jimin pecked him on the lips.

"Yah, you stole a kiss from me!" the older boy complained.

Jimin giggled, then kissed Yoongi's lips again. "Did not."

"This is molestation."

Kiss.

"Hyung, that's a false accusation."

Kiss.

"Unfair."

Kiss.

Jimin couldn't help but smile. "You're enjoying this, hyung."

Kiss.

"Hmm, maybe?" Yoongi was now the one who leaned in a placed a soft kiss on Jimin's plump lips, smiling as he did so.

Jimin couldn't help but smile as well as he felt Yoongi's smiling lips over his. They broke apart after a second, only for Yoongi to kiss him again, pressing his lips harder and longer this time.

It was not a deep kiss, no tongue, no heavy panting, no messy clanking of teeth. Just their lips pressed together in one sweet moment. It was pure bliss.

Until of course, Taehyung interrupted by clearing his throat loudly.

Not surprising anymore.

Yoongi broke away from the kiss, the smile still plastered on his face. He continued to smile—which looked more like a smirk to be honest—as he faced Taehyung, ignoring the unimpressed face of one Kim Taehyung.

"Well, good thing you two are finished now because we've all been waiting for you to stop-"

"Not me! They could kiss all they want," Jihyun cheered.

Taehyung huffed. "Of course. I'd love to record a scandal video of Yoonmin too, but there are more important things. Like my announcement, for example."

Jin sighed. "Yoongi and Jimin getting all disgusting. Taehyung getting mad. What else?"

"Namjoon breaking things," Hoseok suggested with a snigger.

Indignant Namjoon spoke to regain his pride. "This is discrimination, one of the main reasons why the world is chaotic," he said, hands flying to elaborate his point. An unlucky waiter bringing a tray of wine glasses passed by, and unsurprisingly, Namjoon accidentally hit the tray with one of his hands, causing the glasses to fall, and yep, break.

"Told you," Hoseok remarked proudly.

Sehee snorted.

"AAAAAAAH! MOVING ON! MOVING ON! EYES ON TAEHYUNG PLEASE!!" Taehyung exclaimed suddenly, surprising everyone. He was honestly pissed off because everyone was changing the topic. He wanted to pout.

Taehyung pouted.

"Okay, let's be calm," Jin said slowly. "What is it, Taetae?"

Finally getting everyone's attention, Taehyung smiled and grabbed Jungkook's hand. Jungkook side-glanced at him, looking a bit nervous.

"Shit, why do I feel like the father whose son is about to say that he had impregnated his girlfriend," Namjoon inserted.

Yoongi snorted.

Jimin and Jihyun chuckled.

"Aish! You guys are not listening!" Taehyung complained again, looking like he would about to bite someone's flesh off.

And knowing that it's Taehyung, the whole lot of them stepped back juuuuuust a little.

"We're listening," Sehee said.

Nodding, Taehyung continued.

"We all know who caught the bouquet, riiiiight?"

They all nodded obediently, not wanting to disappoint Taehyung. This boy had no rabies, but you never knew.

"Aaaaand, we've decided, Jungkook and I, that we're getting married."

This was unexpected though, and they all clapped, genuinely happy about the announcement. Namjoon did catcalls and Yoongi raised his eyebrow, impressed at Taehyung's sudden decision.

Taehyung bowed proudly. "One more important announcement."

Everybody went silent as they waited for Taehyung to speak. All eyes were glued ti him. Taehyung enjoyed the attention.

Then he spoke.

"Yoongi and Jimin are also getting married!" he screamed, clapping his hands. Jungkook clapped his hands as well, looking half-happy and half-guilty.

Jin gasped, feeling like he was about to faint. One of his younger brothers were getting married. Oh how fast time flies. Jimin was just in diapers! Jungkook was also just in his diapers! Good thing Namjoon was there to hold him in case he really did faint.

Hoseok was shocked, his face full of amazement. Wow, he's so proud of his best friend. He never knew Yoongi would settle this early. Just wow.

Hoseok was so happy that he grabbed Sehee and kissed her hard on the lips.

Jihyun, on the other hand, was frozen. Literally not blinking.

"Wait, what?!" Yoongi excalimed, also surprised that he was getting married. He turned to Jimin but the younger boy looked just as confused.

What the heck was happening?

"We should celebrate!" Sehee shouted, but Yoongi intervened.

"Stop right there, please. What in the name of swagless jams is this? I was enjoying licking Jimin, and then I got interrupted and forced to come here, only to be dragged to a wedding I wasn't even warned about?"

Jihyun finally unfroze. "You mean you did not know about this?" Jimin shook his head, eyes confused.

All of them turned to Taehyung who was still smiling his signature box smile. This man couldn't be fazed. Not at all.

"Actually, this is what happened," Taehyung began explaining, tone chirpy as ever. "I talked to Sehee and Hobi-hyung's wedding organizer because I wanted to start planning for our wedding. Catching the bouquet was the sign I needed. It practically flew to my hands."

Nobody dared to differ.

"So Ms. Shin, the wedding organizer, spoke about this really cool Wedding Budget Package, in which we could save more if it was a double-wedding rather than a single one. And so, the lucky couple I chose is Yoongi plus Jimin, YOONMIN!" He clapped after saying this, followed by Jungkook who was clapping awkwardly.

"Do we have a say about this?" Yoongi asked with a dead expression.

Taehyung grinned at him. "Nope."

"Wow," Yoongi replied dryly.

Seeing Yoongi's unenthusiastic face, Jimin spoke up. "Well, how about Namjoon-hyung and Jin-hyung?"

Jungkook swallowed heavily, shaking his head at Jimin. "No, please, don't ask tha-"

"Because, my innocent Jiminie, Namjoon-hyung and Jin-hyung are secretly married. After getting married, they adopted Jihyun and Kookie," Taehyung explained as-a-matter-of-factly.

Jin blinked. "Umm... Jihyun is my brother and Jungkook is-"

"NO."

"Tae-"

"NOOOOOOOO."

"Okay fine, whatever you want," Jin gave up, throwing his hands up in surrender.

Sehee raised a question, both because she's curious and also to divert the topic. "Why do you need a budget package? I mean, you have enough money so...?"

"Good question, Sehee-noona," Taehyung answered enthusiastically. "I wanted a cheap wedding so I could buy more potatoes."

"What's with the potatoes?" Jihyun asked.

Jungkook sighed at this. "It's his new thing."

"Well, I'm only going through the wedding if there will be not so many potatoes. I'm not into those," Yoongi suddenly spoke up, his deep voice surprising everyone.

Jungkook blinked. "Does that mean that you're agreeing, hyung?"

Yoongi was silent as everyone looked at him expectantly.

"Hyung?" Jimin whispered, eyes glued to him.

Yoongi cleared his throat before slowly turning to Jimin who was no longer back hugging him. He gazed at Jimin's questioning eyes for a few more moments before kneeling down and fishing out a small box.

It was eerily quiet as Yoongi displayed the box to face Jimin, and slowly opened it, revealing a simple silver ring.

Jimin's breath hitched.

"I was planning to give this next week, actually. On our third year anniversary. But Taehyung, being himself, interrupted my plans so..." Yoongi raised his eyes, looking directly at Jimin's dark brown ones. "Will you marry me, Chim Chim?"

Yoongi swallowed hard as he waited for Jimin's answer. The younger boy was just staring blankly at the box on Yoongi's hand. He was not speaking at all.

"Uh, Jiminie?"

And then Park Jimin started crying. Hard.

Yoongi immediately stood up in panic and enveloped his crying Jimin into a hug, closing the small box and handing it to Namjoon. He rubbed Jimin's back as the younger kept on sobbing on his shoulders. Shit, Yoongi had no idea what to do.

"I h-hate you, h-hyung!" Jimin struggled to say between sobs. "Damn it, I r-really hate y-you!"

Jimin was uncontrollably crying now, his face buried in Yoongi's shoulder as he sobbed even more. Yoongi was confused what to do. He was honestly panicking, torn between his nervousness at what Jimin's answer would be and trying to calm his boyfriend down.

"I really h-hate you, hyung! Aish!" Jimin uttered again, hiccuping and sobbing at the same time.

Suddenly, all of them were gathered around the two. Jihyun, Jungkook and Taehyung were fanning Jimin, Jin was holding a glass of water, Namjoon was panicking together with Yoongi, and Hoseok and Sehee were rubbing Jimin's back.

"H-hyung...?" Jimin spoke again, his voice hoarse. He raised his head and his puffy red eyes looked straight at Yoongi's worried ones.

"Yes, babe?"

Jimin sniffed. "I love you..."

"I love you too, babe. Do you need water?" Yoongi asked, voice panicking as he looked for the water.

Jimin shook his head. "No, no hyung. I-..."

"What do you need?" Yoongi asked as he looked at Jimin's beautiful eyes, ready to give anything to Jimin. Shit, if Jimin would ask for the moon, Yoongi would freaking get it for him.

Jimin sighed.

"Are you sure you don't need water?"

"Yes..."

"Yes what? Yes, you don't need water or yes, you do need wate-"

"Yes, I'm marrying you." Jimin's eyes started to water again as he looked up at Yoongi. "Yes, hyung, yes yes yes yes yes yes ye-"

But Jimin was cut from his litanies of yes as Yoongi pulled him to a deep and passionate kiss. Jimin was still crying, but his lips were perfectly planted to Yoongi's.

The older boy held even tighter at Jimin's waist, not wanting to let go of the man who completed him, made him whole. Jimin was his everything. Park Jimin, who suddenly came to his life without warning and changed the whole lot shit of it.

His, and only his, Park Jiminie.

-•-•-•-

Taehyung, who was standing by the side, stared dreamily at Yoongi and Jimin.

He side-glanced at Jungkook. "Pssst, Kookie."

"Hmm?"

"Why didn't you propose to me?"

Jungkook's head snapped quickly to the side, eyes widening at Taehyung's accusation. "W-what? But you were the one who suddenly went chasing for the bouquet and later on dragged me to the wedding organizer. It was all too fast. I didn't even know you wanted to get married now!"

Taehyung nodded solemnly at this. "Alright. Propose to me tomorrow, okay?"

"O-okay..." the younger boy stuttered as he blushed furiously. It was the first time that he became this shy towards his Taetae.

His face officially turned into a tomato, though, when Taehyng leaned in to kiss him on the cheek.

-•-•-•-

Namjoon, on the other hand, back hugged Jin as he sighed wistfully. "Don't you want that as well?"

Jin looked to his side at Namjoon, one eyebrow raised in utter question.

"I'll only marry you, Kim Namjoon, once you learn to stop leaving your underwear inside the bathroom, my bathroom."

Namjoon chuckled. "That's all? Then can I marry you tomorrow already?"

Blaming the nonexistent hot weather for the flushing of his face and ears, Jin cleared his throat. "Well, maybe also once you buy me beef bulgogi and seven bowls of ramen, then I'll marry you."

"If only I had known of this earlier, I could've married you a long time ago already," the younger said before turning Jin around and properly kissing him on the lips.

-•-•-•-

Diehard fanboy Park Jihyun squealed like a dying chipmunk, before chanting.

"More, more, MORE! I fucking need MORE! I've been deprived, I need this. MOOOOOOOOORE!"

Hoseok and Sehee were laughing at Jihyun's sudden outburst when suddenly, Author-nim appeared out of nowhere, wearing a Hawaiian costume while doing the pearly shells dance as she sang in tune of the song pearly shell the words, "Yoonmin ship, from the Bangtan, sailing with a swag. When I see them, my heart tells me that Chim loves Syub, more than the jams, oh our little Yoonmin dwarfs."

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Aaaand, that's the epilogue, folks.

Ahem, remember that time when Jimin was doing a bomb and he asked about how 'Yoongi captured the noona's hearts with his soft expression' then Yoongi sulkily talked how they made it problem (because everyone thought that part in bst is funny and Yoongi was really moping about it). He was really cute, his face an utter look of misery. And yeah, that sulking expression of Yoongi was what I was imagining when I wrote the car scene.

Sorry for the cracked up ending, can't help myself XD

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