@kingniallol @NiallOfficial thank you, my dear potato prince xx
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@NiallOfficial @kingniallol Anything for a princess like you :-) x
Just Now
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8:58 a.m.
@kingniallol: wassup hoe potato
@NiallOfficial: I like potato prince more :-(
@kingniallol: then go to Disney wanker
@NiallOfficial: YOURE SO MEAN TO ME !!!!!!!!
@NiallOfficial: I GAVE U FOOD ?
@NiallOfficial: AND YOURE MEAN TO ME ?
@kingniallol: maybe it's not enough
@kingniallol: maybe u shouldve bought the whole mcdonalds for me
@NiallOfficial: IS THAT WHAT I JUST AM TO YOU
@NiallOfficial: A FOOD GIVER?
@kingniallol: bb dont cry ur a potato prince okay xx
@NiallOfficial: *le cries and bangs head into the wall*
@kingniallol: hey dont steal my thang *le bangs head into you*
@NiallOfficial: Oooooh you're into me ? ;-)
@kingniallol: ariana is
@kingniallol: she's so into you, she could barely breathe
@NiallOfficial: What
@NiallOfficial: Omg
@NiallOfficial: She is ?!?!?!?!??
@NiallOfficial: YES YES ARIANA GRANDE IS INTO ME OMF !!! LIFE DREAM
@kingniallol: jk that was a song
@kingniallol: PEPETAWTAW BOOM
@kingniallol: #dreamcrusher
@NiallOfficial: Now you're stealing my thang :-d
@kingniallol: awwwwwwww boo hoo?
@NiallOfficial: Want to hear a joke ?
@kingniallol: JOKES ARE MY THING
@kingniallol: WHY DO U KEEP STEALING MY THINGS?!!??
@NiallOfficial: YOU STOLE PEPETAWTAW BOOM!
@kingniallol: WELL U STOLE MY HEAD BANG AND MY JOKES
@NiallOfficial: Boom better deal with it birth
@NiallOfficial: Okay here's my joke
@NiallOfficial: Which celebrity is always sick ?
@kingniallol: is it kanye bc he always look like it
@NiallOfficial: No ?
@kingniallol: wait is it liam???
@kingniallol: bc liam PAIN right?
@NiallOfficial: Still no ! But good pun though i'll use that for later
@kingniallol: ur a thief
@NiallOfficial: IM A THIEF IM A THIEF
@kingniallol: YOU COULD CALL ME A THIEF
@NiallOfficial: IM A THIEF IM A THIEF
@kingniallol: BUT DONT YOU KNOW YOUR PAAAAART
@NiallOfficial: IM ONLY HEREEEEEEEEE
@kingniallol: BECAUSE YOU STOLE MYYYYYY Happy meal
@NiallOfficial: Way to ruin the moment .
@kingniallol: my specialty ;-)
@kingniallol: anyways who's the celeb who always gets sick
@NiallOfficial: Oh right ! My joke !
@NiallOfficial: It's ....
@NiallOfficial: *epic drum roll*
@NiallOfficial: *epic trumpets blaring*
@NiallOfficial: *epic electric guitar strumming*
@kingniallol: is everything u do now epic bc boi that's a lie
@NiallOfficial: IT'S JUSTIN FIEBER
@NiallOfficial: Get it ? Bieber and Fever ? FIEBER ??
@kingniallol: ...
@NiallOfficial: ....
@kingniallol: .....
@NiallOfficial: Oh come on now it was funny !
@kingniallol: ...uh huh...right...?
@NiallOfficial: YOU ARE SO MEAN !
@kingniallol: U R ALSO MEAN TO ME WHEN I MAKE JOKES!
@kingniallol: i bet u five hundred bucks i will make a better joke
@NiallOfficial: Uhm babe , hate to break it to you , but ur broke
@kingniallol: oops damn it
@kingniallol: well i bet you one retweet
@NiallOfficial: One retweet and one like ?
@kingniallol: you bet
@NiallOfficial: Okay I'm in !
@kingniallol: famewHORe(AN)
@kingniallol: anyways here's my joke
@kingniallol: *epic beat on the background*
@NiallOfficial: THIEF ALERT
@kingniallol: no there'll be no duet on Stand Up again
@NiallOfficial: Awww buzz kill :-(
@kingniallol: what do you call a cheese that isnt yours??
@NiallOfficial: Are you serious
@NiallOfficial: This joke is so old ! Nacho cheese, right ?
@kingniallol: no ur wrong
@kingniallol: it's actually this cheese im holding rn
@kingniallol: [image attached]
@kingniallol: BOOM THIS CHEESE WONT BE URS
@NiallOfficial: ...
@NiallOfficial: That wasnt even a joke !???!
@NiallOfficial: Quick question though why are u holding a cheese
@kingniallol: idk i got hungry and this was the only thing i found on the fridge
@kingniallol: and like a slice of bread
@kingniallol: so cheese sandwich yuSSSSS
@NiallOfficial: Dont you plan to toast the bread first or oven it ?
@kingniallol: too tired
@kingniallol: i want to eat now
@kingniallol: NOM NOM NOM
@kingniallol: [image attached]
@NiallOfficial: Great picture of bitten sandwich you got there .
@NiallOfficial: How bout you send me a selfie of you instead baby ? ;-)
@kingniallol: ew u sound like a pedo
@kingniallol: which technically u are..?
@kingniallol: because ur twenty three?!?!?!
@NiallOfficial: Wtf I'm not a pedo
@NiallOfficial: Louis is ! Because he is 25 !!
@kingniallol: dont you dare say 25 he's still 24!!!!!!!!!!
@NiallOfficial: Same thing
@kingniallol: NOT
@kingniallol: I h8 yOU
@NiallOfficial: I h9 you then .
@kingniallol: *gasp*
@kingniallol: u hate me that much that im on the next level of hatred???
@NiallOfficial: Oops ?
@kingniallol: THIS MAKES ME H10 YOU
@NiallOfficial: Omg no !! That's the worst kind of hate !!!
@NiallOfficial: But I could always h11 you sO I WIN BIRTH BOOM PEPETAWTAW
@kingniallol: h20 BOOM WHADDUP BITCH IM FAR UP UR ASS
@NiallOfficial: hINFINITY I WIN SUCKAH
@NiallOfficial: [image attached]
@NiallOfficial: ^^face of a winner
@kingniallol: more like a loser*
@NiallOfficial: More like a sexy motherfucker ;-)
@kingniallol: how bout just a motherfucker
@NiallOfficial: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO MEAN TO ME
@NiallOfficial: If you keep being mean to me, our relationship wont ever work !
Relationship. Did he just say relationship? Or he's just joking around? I need to steady my breathing. I rolled over to the other side of the bed, squealing like a hamster.
9:12 a.m.
@kingniallol: HA
@kingniallol: JOKES ON U BITCH WHO SAYS WE'RE GOING TO BE ON A RELATIONSHIP?
@kingniallol: that shouldve been your joke niall bc that was funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@kingniallol: imagine u and me dating ew
Not ew. It's just impossible. He won't like someone like me like that. If we would date, then that would make me the happiest girl alive. If only it was possible.
9:13 a.m.
@NiallOfficial: Whats ew about it
@NiallOfficial: I see nothing wrong ?
@kingniallol: well ur not the ew one
@kingniallol: i am
@kingniallol: next to you im just a piece of trash
@NiallOfficial: You and I both know that isnt true .
@kingniallol: it is true!!
@kingniallol: ur famous. ur a guy a million girls want.
@kingniallol: only mcdonalds want me bc i pay them
@kingniallol: and im only famous to my mom bc she actually likes my jokes iKR SHOCKING
@NiallOfficial: So you'll never date me ?
No. I want to date you. Let's date forever, yeah?
9:14 a.m.
@kingniallol: yeah lolol
@NiallOfficial: Oh okay .
@NiallOfficial: You're right . We wont work anyway ha !
@NiallOfficial: You know , with my busy schedules and all .
@NiallOfficial: You probably wont even handle the pressure and the hate . What was i thinking lmao
@kingniallol: yeah hahaha dummy
@kingniallol: stop will all da cheesiness, k?
@kingniallol: i will send u a sweater too tho someday
@kingniallol: or when we meet
@kingniallol: bc im learning how to stitch for you bOOM BE THANKFUl
@NiallOfficial: Haha wow thanks .
@NiallOfficial: I got to go .
@NiallOfficial: Bye .
@kingniallol: uh bye?
@kingniallol: take care niall x
Oh God, did I just make things awkward between us? I hope not.
I contemplate upon it, deciding whether or not to type it. This was such a risk. But what if he doesn't want to talk to me anymore? Nevertheless, I typed it.
@kingniallol: you know that i love you, right? even if we couldnt date.
@kingniallol: lmao i was jk btw i will date you whenever you want how about right now???
I shake my head and deleted all those. I won't send it to him. Not ever.
I don't have a chance anyway.
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gurl u dumbbbbb
ok u know this story's calendar is messed up. so to make this story not heavy, johannah's death won't be happening here (jay is my favorite 1D mom i stg), cheryl's pregnancy, and all that jazz.
also i've decided that the day for this chapter is december 19 (still 2016) ok. that's all thank u pls comment bc ily guise ur comments make my day (besides niall horan's shirtless pics) x